Hellboy86
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Petrificus Totalus!!
Not a single fuck was given.
Dec 20, 2017 8:24 AM
Hellboy86
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Not a single fuck was given.
AahSenorBlinky
You see, that's trust, they know daddy won't hurt them.
Evilwall
Day 245. My humon has still not replenished my supply of precious fucks to give. I fear I may die and not give any fucks.
exitparadise
5 now dog 5! 5 now dog 5!
llcoolj
“Can someone hand me the shovel”
LeMooseRider614
"I'm comfy. If you need me to move, do it yourself, Human."
Cereaza
"Slide me to my bowl"
talos2
My dog does that too..
themuttonisniceandlean
I can't count number of times I have stepped over my malamute. He just trusts you won't step on him. I love that dog so much. Best ever pup.
Chipper1487
I have a husky. She is 8 years old and not even remotely chill. Non stop energy train.
TheSpectrumGuy
my lab did this
goboltz
New "Swoofer" floor cleaner is cool . . .
SiberianHuskyFurDayerrday
My user name is FINALLY relevant!
Hellboy86
Not quite buddy. It’s a Malamute
fishinfool89
Sheiryn
could do that with my rough collie, she was a real lay a bout but she was a good dog and would go anywhere no matter how far or long. misser
fizixx
I think she knew there were no fucks going in to the rotation.
Squirkiz
Good way to mop the floor
pleonidas
Mine will just sit in the middle of the hallway and the wife and I will just have to walk over her and she gives no shits or attempt to move
dahUPeh
KathyChung
Stooooppp! Good boy is already dead. Can’t you see?
Hiromagi
STOP!! STOP!!! HE IS ALREADY DEAD!!
SomeCrazyNerd
He's down! He's down! Let him die in peace!
BlumpkinDangle
Murderer!
4528bing
Doggo eyelids move though
khannooniensings
Upvote for Malamute!
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I have to do this with my cat in the morning. I prepare my coffee before I feed her, and she flops on the ground mewling and in my way.
BadlyUsernameCera
Dogo spinner
gumblemuntz
"Point me towards my food dish, please... thanks!"
rowm
It’s an Alaskan Malamute, for those asking. Looks exactly like the one I have.
Hellboy86
PunnyPunenstein
my mom has a husky and she loves that pups more than anyone. i shit you not she was out of town and could not get a hold of my dad 1/?
PunnyPunenstein
who was driving home from a road trip and she called me at midnight saying she cant get a hold of my dad and her first though was is the 2/?
PunnyPunenstein
pups ok and then is her husband ok she spoils that dog more than anything
ItsDandySpaceDandy
I had a Husky. Can't tell you how many times people would ask me if he was deaf. He in fact was not, just gave no fucks.
MalthusAndreusDrake
lol my mom's husky/wolf cross was exactly this chill.
NorthmanoftheNorth
Ya! I had two. They don't give a fuck about moving out of your way, and don't give a fuck if you do it for them. 0fux.
johnny2hats
My husky made conscious decisions to or to not listen. You could see it in his eyes mulling over whether it was worth the effort.
ItsDandySpaceDandy
Yes! That's exactly what mine did. Like. "Nigga, I don't have to listen to you. I'm gonna just do me."
silentsuspekts87
Hahahaahahaha....... makes sense now. I felt the same when i tried to play with my friends husky
Dyslexicbirch
Kinda like cats
Studsbollen
Had a leonberger. 100% same. We played catch until I got tired of getting the ball for him. Miss that retard.
SiberianHuskyFurDayerrday
All Huskies: "You fetch it Bitch"
PokeMasterWrath
Chows as well "I see you've misplaced your ball. I hope you find it. I won't help."
Hellboy86
‘You threw the stick, you go get it.....if you wanted the stick so badly, why did you throw it away in the first place’
CakeTastesLikePain
I had a husky that was so chill, until a seagull walked up to him and he killed it. 0 to 100 pretty quick. He was called Sly.
PiggyWobbles
my lab mix randomly grabbed a pigeon and started running around he dog park with it. Had to chase her down and pull a flailing pigeon out :(
SiberianHuskyFurDayerrday
Still waiting for something similar to happen with my girl. She almost took out a ground hog but showed mercy in the end
patthecat
To be fair, they're carnivorous, and relatively close to wolves haha.
tohubohu
Kinda like dogs
GermanCamry
But more closely related to a wolf than say, a pug
BladesTonight
My buddy has a Husky and a Malamute. I have determined that the Huskies are really big cats and Malamutes are big fluffy sweethearts.
Hellboy86
I have both, and that is a very accurate statement!
resipsaloquitor
Husky = cat 100% He listens in the house but at the dog park I may as well be talking to myself.
PossiblyJewish
My old roommate's husky will perch herself on top of the couches to get a better view. She is 100% a cat in a dog's body.
BladesTonight
The Husky will come up and when you try to pet him he pulls away. So he'll just sit and stare at you and sometimes let you pet him twice.
VioletMoonRising
Mine likes to lay in front of doors. A daily chore is to drag him across the floor away from the door cause she won't move otherwise.
Muttley86
She or he?!
ItsDandySpaceDandy
She refers to the door in this case. It's a German thing.
Hardun
Drag him...she won't move...confuse
RecurringNightmare
probably german..."she" is the door...
VioletMoonRising
I make a little typo and suddenly I get like 5 comments saying how I'm german...
talos2
Why not just open the door for her?
VioletMoonRising
.... I can't arbitrarily change the direction doors open...
Raizioo
You can't? Weak
FlyingButtPliers
I did that once as a teen-ager... Never felt stronger or stupider.
talos2
O.. sorry I read it wrong when you said "she" I thought you were referring to the dog... whoops.
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
This is why German is super confusing to me. Inanimate objects shouldn't have a gender!
GermanCamry
Like Spanish
Feralkyn
Okay, this may be a Mal, b/c I would never call a husky "chill." They are like, THE OPPOSITE OF CHILL.
themuttonisniceandlean
It is a malamute, you're right. Huskies are spazzier. My mal is a big ball of fluffy laziness and I can do the same sliding thing to him.
VagrantDust
That's what I was trying to say. Huskies are high energy and can be aggressive if not properly taken care of.
Nightsparks
EVERY dog can be aggressive if not properly taken care of. This is not a husky-specific trait.
TheSecondToLastAirbender
They're chill sometimes. There's just no in between for the relaxed and hellspawn modes.
Hellboy86
This.
Nightsparks
They're extremely high energy, but their demeanor is super chill. They just love everyone, treats, and playing- that's their whole lives.
Feralkyn
Every husky I've ever met has EXTREMELY high prey drive, and boundless energy. They wanna go, go, go, and EAT THAT CAT OVER THERE
Hellboy86
I have a husky also and she has only two moods. Super high energy play/run/pull and lazy as fuck. No inbetween!
Nightsparks
Their prey drive is definitely quite high, but my husky and kitties live together just fine- "leave it!" taught well goes a long way!
Feralkyn
Aye, I'm sure there's plenty that do, too, and it makes for some good pics. But I'd still be afraid if, for example, the cat gets out and-
Feralkyn
bolts--even some well-trained dogs will just trigger on that and really hurt or kill the cat :(