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Aug 24, 2017 2:33 PM
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Mortimer2000
Moosecock
Alfred knows how to serve
tommy0877
You stupid boy!!!
JustPeepin
Sitraka
Why did the richest familly in Gotham went to the theater without guards ???? They are rich in a dangerous city with lot of poverty so why?
throwawayacct1951
lemmerustlethosejimmies
Talk shit, get hit you shtupid boi.
ConfessionBare
Learn how to make a better sandwich, Alfred.
MuchMischief
Alfred is so awesome. Sass coming out the wazoo
MXMS360
Alfred's BAT and Switch move
ticklishtaint
proracing53
turbochop3300
Batman: You think you know everything about me, don't you? Alfred: I diapered your bottom, I bloody well ought to, SIR!
ReallyNotAVampire
"Try me, you tight wearing punk ass bitch." -Alfred
vStonie
"Doth thou even lift master wayne?"-alfred
VictorGonzalves
Imagine Alfred actually speaking like that.
SippyTurtle
But still in the proper British accent.
raitchison
Risky but I'll give you an upvote
PascalCasedUserName
Are you afraid Batman's gonna come find you for upvoting this?
YouCheckedTheUsernameHaveACookie
I'll go ahead and assume this isn't canon
NCRLoyalist
No, thank god.
supraman2turbo
Totes happened
JustWantToPostThisMeme
No, although someone made one where it was. Thug was supposed to kill Bruce too so Alfred could get the inheritance. Alfred had to (1)
JustWantToPostThisMeme
raise Bruce and set him up to be Batman so he'd get killed and Alfred wouldn't be implicated.
Rifneno
No, but this is (in one universe):
Orbitrons
Oh Injustice, lovely seeing it go downhill...
PinstripePotoroo93
Fuggin snitch
Pyroblowout
Beat me to it.