They grow and come from her crotch, they're technically fruit

Jun 4, 2016 10:34 PM

All you are like Tumblr. My font is different, its my preference, my cellphone, but you all still want me to change it.

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*Crotch-fruit

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The crotch fruit doesn't fall far from the bush.

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She can do that to my head anyday... wait a second...

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Fuck parents who do this shit. Also, that font.

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Mostly the font. But yes.

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Pro Tip: Put the crotch fruit in a blender. Crotch smoothies.

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My face went from smile to horrified thinking about that. "WELL RIGHT INTO THE BLENDER WITH YOU MY NEWBORN"

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I'm sending this to my 7 month pregnant sister to totally freak her out. Thank you!!

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"Is it me you're looking for?"

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That fucking font is horrific

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Your fucking font is horrific. Yeah I went there.

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You rebel :D

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+1 for crotch fruit. I'm stealing it

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I prefer Crotch Goblin my self.

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It was popularized from "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt".

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That's called kidnapping

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I'm ok with this

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Fair enough

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