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file this under satire
Edit // This is indeed satire.
Feb 14, 2017 8:02 PM
Dndbdbbdjd
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file this under satire
Edit // This is indeed satire.
Iwantsomepie
Browsing on random 2 years later, it gets worse...it all gets much...much worse.
Fuckititsausername
Note the followers.
krapmyself
Op has admitted it's fake, but it's kind of chilling when satire and reality are nearly indistinguishable.
gogomclumpin
georgeSmasher
The truth about what Obama has done to destroy the U.S.A. is just starting to get out !!!
yosherssean1
BOIIIIIIIII WHY
indiehedgehog
Fun fact: I'm one of the people Obama is following :D
whitewingdevil
Thought he was using POTUS now anyhow?
mikech2000
And notice the difference in how many these two are following.
ruferto
42 is the ultimate answer.
TeamRobot
About half of those he's following are either family, or trump orgs. Trump trump trump. I just checked.
Tassyr
Why would he follow anyone else? What could they POSSIBLY have to say that he'd care about? After all, if it's important, HE'S saying it!
shankill
You'd think he'd have more important things to do. Embarrassing and cringey. What a complete moron.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
This didn't happen
shankill
Point is no one would be surprised if it did. He's a petulant child
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Ok
braddyhatch
Who fucking cares
Arzon112
You should! Is this the kind of man you want leading you?!!
braddyhatch
Well it's fake. So I don't care about this post on imgur
braddyhatch
Well it's fake. So I don't care about this post on Imgur
dosomethingaboutyourlongfilthyhair
Fuck me people whinging about trump is like a new religion - go live your goddamn lives
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dosomethingaboutyourlongfilthyhair
Kiss my ass moron
braddyhatch
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I miss Obama so much. So, so very much. Like, he moved on from us. He's going on vacation. Wearing less and going out more.
B0ULLIE
We used to call him on his red phone late night when we needed some love
itsprollyfine
You need to say more clearly this is fake.
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itsprollyfine
Yeah it really is.
itsprollyfine
I mentioned in the post. Many don't read comments.
CaveGod
I feel like following him for the comedic value alone.
NotFarEnough
I used to do that, then it got disturbing. Also keep in mind that 'followers'='ratings,' which is really all Trump cares about.
blzrdphoto
There's nothing comedic about it...
TeamRobot
That's what iv done. Followers doesn't mean supporters. They don't realise that.
AppleyD
I wouldn't stroke his ego
Simpleusernameused
I did purely for the comic factor
EdMcDuck
I did! It's kinda scary sometimes though
CaveGod
It goes against my "head in the sand" policy that's for sure
EdMcDuck
still...it's good to know what he's up to
CaveGod
I know what he's up to without paying attention. Once a crap farmer, always a crap farmer
EdMcDuck
crapfarmer is a new one! similar to muckraker, I assume?
SoPhoKingWong
That's the exact reason why i follow him. Genuinely is crazy to think He is the leader of the most powerful country in the work.
AceNightingale
"Most powerful" lol
HonestCommentFarmer
Largest, best trained military, biggest font of innovation, largest economy in the world. By what metrics are you judging power?
AceNightingale
Is it the best economy in the world? Does it have the best strategists? Could you challenge any country on the planet and win?
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
For the record, this didn't happen. OP made this
Garzhuk
Look at all the people with confirmation bias though. Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
LlamaThrusts
Im curious which 42 people trump is following.
Mitchz95
I'm more curious about which 631,000 people Obama is following!
Fuhque92
I accidentally clicked on your profile and saw your only post. Thank you for making my night
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ActuallyImSpartacus
That's very interesting. Quite a limited little conglomerate of nutjobs.
TheBestThingOnCHIVEwheneverIFeelLikeIt
Nice op! Explains how he has such a narrow view of things.
ActuallyImSpartacus
That's very interesting. Quite a limited little conglomerate of nutjobs.
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danishjuggler21
That's pretty rough.
starbucks68
Obama
allthenamesaregone
OK so the text is fake, but does he really have 34,500 tweets? Does he ever bother, you know, presidenting?
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allthenamesaregone
But Twitter's been running for what, a decade? That's ten tweets a day every day assuming he signed up on day one. Quantity>quality I guess.
MrStLouis
I mean several of his tweets are multi tweet messages. I like having instant access to his thoughts irregardless of how they're interpreted
LapisScarab
Well he reportedly barely bothers attending briefings and didn't even bother to read that immigration EO. So no, evidently he doesn't.
Deffentlynotagnome
The fact that people would believe this without a second thought. Is very very scary
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
the scary thing is that it is completely believable. as in, hey may not have said it, but it would be completely in character.
joot
Like believing in the Bowling Green Massacre? Or that Trump won the popular vote? Or that current immigration policy is to let everyone in?
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
To be fair though, if you don't enforce the immigration laws on the books, you are essentially letting everyone willing to lay low in.
Deffentlynotagnome
Slow down this is just imgur dude
Lexmusea
Ether this is fake or he deleted it...
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Fake
FlyingButtPliers
Fake - check this site since he has a habit of deleting stuff. http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/#/archive/account/realdonaldtrump
ThePessimisticPenguin
When it comes to trumps tweets it's nearly impossible to tell.
TigerThong
The fact I can picture him doing it is the scary part. Dude is a pathological liar
NiceBluishHue
Quite telling that people can't tell the difference. Frightening, actually.
Curiousone545
Lol I love that none of us would honestly be surprised if trump did tweet about such a trivial issue..
DreadPierateRoberts
From the future look at his challenge coin
brb4ever
I "love" it as a matter of comedy, but as a matter of I-have-to-live-through-the-next-four-years,
Curiousone545
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sangheraj
It's just like the whole golden shower thing, I would not be suprised whatsoever if it was true
redleaderstandingby
FAKE NEWS!
Pangs
Very unfair!
JohnMorbid
very DISHONEST
BoldTurkey
The problem was, I filed, "File this under satire," under satire.
ememem93
Is Trump in himself satire?
zombifiedsweets
I only knew this was fake because I follow that train wreck on twitter. But it's sad that it's pretty close to his usual tweets.
GomuGomuNope
Even now that this comment is has been deleted, it still continues the joke.
Textuality
When the person you're mocking says stuff just as ridiculous and outlandish, you have to go severely over the top to make people notice. :)
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
No it wasn't
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Lexmusea
I would assume because trump is so outlandish at this point that I had to double check to see if this was real or not.
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aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Because most people didn't realize that
ShrugItOff
I didn't connect it as fake because 90% of what trump says sounds ridiculous enough to be satire hah.
8PiLoT0
Even if it people people mock it anyway
RoyMothballs
Fair point.
holodecktheory
Very true
polkadotmonkey
You're not the only one. I totally fell for it. The tone was spot on.
jamakenbacon
I bought it
ComeJoinTheMurder
Right? I would have believed he said this in an instant.
Dicho83
He's planning to say it tomorrow.