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You could get in trouble for ... for ... something. Probably something in the lines of endangering a child ( or maybe an animal? ¯\(°_o)/¯ )
May 23, 2017 10:47 AM
mirdarthos
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You could get in trouble for ... for ... something. Probably something in the lines of endangering a child ( or maybe an animal? ¯\(°_o)/¯ )
Draggony
Every time I look at this I get disgusted cuz I have a foot fetish.
Unsupervisedadult
I've never let my kids sleep in bed with me but my dog sleeps under the coverd at my feet and occasionally her paws hang out
barrbluej
they're crawling into their parents bed after having a nightmare
PaulFerrar
Don't have kids.
Ceemol
This would probably be funnier without the text.
thetattooedcupcake
I thought this idea was adorable until trying to recreate it...so fucking awkward looking
huabba
It was supposed to be a threesome with 2 adults and 2 kids in an overcoat pretending to be a 3rd adult and not realizing the situation
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
This is fairly accurate. That or the kid horizontally with feet buried in your back.
nonamejanie
I've attempted this without a bed outside in the grass. It's most definitely what's happening in the sketch.
GuestChrist
Now hop over to Warner Bros and tell that to Wile E Coyote
RobOttman
how often do you see that first image?
heril
I've only ever seen it with the second image attached.
myr14d
Not a bed. It's an autopsy table after a car accident claimed the lives of a family. Have to be able to read those toe tags.
nero4ty2
as a parent, this definitely happens, kids will sleep anywhere remotely related to the bed
Capcash
Actually it's 100% accurate, that's how my son sleeps if he is not sleeping on my face!
mirdarthos
Children hey?
IWishIHadASoul
Maybe just feet?
Gorperino
IWishIHadASoul
yes, it is, billy
JuliaLoveStar
that child maybe have veeeeeery long legs
mirdarthos
as mentioned by @ActuallyJabbaTheHutt:
JuliaLoveStar
ahahaha XD
mirdarthos
;)
ViciousOtter
Maybe it's a really long baby ?
TheEmperorsCreepyGrin
or a normal person with baby feet
TooManySharpThings
Maybe it's 3 regular sized babies but two have enormous feet.
ProfessorWilly
Or baby sized parents?
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
mirdarthos
dem legs
nopantsking
I just spit water all over my laptop.
mirdarthos
R.I.P your laptop
SippyTurtle
Or Donald Trump.
mirdarthos
Inverted Donald Trump
mirdarthos
That's possible, yes, but the baby would be so long I think a visit to a doctor for the dreak would be neccesary
ViciousOtter
Or an herpétologist.
mirdarthos
FilthyRaider
Caught in a Dutch Oven
tarataqa
no shit
welcometovenusmayitakeyourorder
Better than being caught in a German one
mirdarthos
I've always wondered what the dutch done to have something like that named after them...
FilthyRaider
Lots of juicy ripe farts in bed. Must be all that Dutch cheese. And https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven
mirdarthos
It fails in the first sentence: "with a tight-fitting lid" heh, it wouldn't be tight for long...
witsd
It's centuries old sniping, from when the Brits were at war with them. Dutch courage and double Dutch have the same origins.
d0o0o0d
I've heard of 'Irish courage', what's the Dutch version?
witsd
I've not heard of Irish, but probably the same thing: alcohol.
d0o0o0d
Yup, another recycled insult. Do they save the original ones for the French and Germans or something?