Toqueman
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I know it looks small, but sometimes great things come in small packages
What's this?
Well how about that, some oldies
I checked, both batteries were dead :(
A lightsaber? Sick!
TWO samurai swords????
poor Bill :(
Targets???
then that must mean....
YESSSSSS
let's see if it's all there
AWWWWW YISSSSS
you can call me legolas now, actually don't
Now I can finally hunt that dingo that ate my baby
WHOA, looks like someone was prepared for the worst
ACTUALLY?!?!
let's see if....
YESSSSSSSS
OMG so stoked
I am now the hero of time
you can call me Lonk, and yes please actually call me that
Burritoheart
I had that same lightsaber toy. The plastic was nice and strong for fighting.
Enteyex367
I have that safe, and I have many of the same things in that
sunakochaniscrazyforbones
favorited because of archery
whoopsiedaisies
I had that nokia phone on the left...!
LtWilhelm
I have that same safe. Weirdest piece of junk safe ever
wittycommentattempt
OMG YOU FOUND A BANNANA??!!!
hellhathnofurylikearedheadscorned
It clearly has the same spell on it that Hermione's bag did guys.
sexuallyadventuroushaberdasher
Hermione married a muggle doomsday prepper after Ron had a heart attack didn't she...
Dreadwing
Damn it Lonk, I have one of those safes as well... Kept losing my key card and forgetting my combination.
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
You know you really had me going up until after the phones and then I was like, heh you got me. Haha
PicklesAreCapitalism
A telus phone? I smell a Canadian..
Toqueman
You guessed it
PicklesAreCapitalism
We Canadians have a smelly smelly smell. Of moose stew and maple snow.
Toqueman
Unfortunately where I live we barely get any snow, and we don't have any moose either
JudgeVonDoom
It's a Tardis safe.
AhmedTheClockMaker
Finally, someone who follows the damn rules.
Emangelo
Safe Wars, only on truTV.
DONTsendtits
You just had to write it out. Now some exec is going to read this. 3 months, there will be a pilot.
SummerCampBonfire
Went back to look at your username and it wasn't lonk. I was disappointed
FachaBella
At least you opened the safe and didn't leave us waiting like Jerry.
Toqueman
I aim to please
HuJim
You got a fine collection of bullshit there. +1
muftiman
Wife just asked "how has he got so much stuff in that thing?!". #ohhoney
citizenkayt
Twinklepot
I was asking the same thing myself actually, I am now confused and disorientated ... next stop - a home for the bewildered ...
TheMasterSword
You found me at last!
SanicDaHejog
As a historian I recommend you get the guns in #10 appraised. They appear to be civil war era. Possibly used by Benjamin Franklin himself
Toqueman
Thank you for the advice, I will definitely do that
eromitlab
Those are rare and priceless historical pieces. I'll give you like fifty bucks for them.
TackyCat
Awh, Ben Franklin. The great warrior of the Revolution / Civil / Vietnam war.
idiotn00b
Big Benny Franklin they used to call him.
MrBoneJangles
Mind if I call a buddy down to take a look at these? He's an expert in civil war guns used by benjamin franklin.
Leiker535
Best I can do is $60
luciferwaskindofright
I laugh about OP having to put every piece back after the pic series is over
Toqueman
Yes it was so grueling, I was unsure whether or not I would be able to put it all away
Imightbetrolling
You're an adult with nerf guns... Can I be your friend?
Toqueman
I would be honoured to be your friend
shaunshaun
Time.and.relative.dimentions.in.safe
ezesharp
Dimensions.
Toqueman
hahaha nice one!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
OneTARDIStoRuleThemAll
ayyyyyyy
CookieOfAwesome
http://imgur.com/JMaGCHp
liss8h
Yaaaassss
ImTooBigOfAWussToBeTheDoctorsCompanion
YES!
ohmynoorie
Wish I could invite multiple times
vindik8or
Totally and radically driving in space
9thDr
You win.
CoffeePleaseee
Nice
DrunkAssCanadian
Whatever you say 'lonk', now go save princess Zolda
Toqueman
zorldo*
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
DANKEY KANG
brahskuh
DANKEY KANG CORAL!
SgtEziosRequiem
Princess Pech.
itiscalledsource
MAERIO
KingUpvote
SANIC
nightfox26
Holy fuck. Scholastic book fair! This safe was like $5. I still have it but have to find it. Had a green card that you swiped to open the..
nightfox26
orange door, which let you turn the dial. BTW you pushed it and turned until it sunk into a hole and turned until it opened. So secure.
nightfox26
But sentimental valuables are still in it for me.
Toqueman
honestly that's how I opened it, I forgot the code long ago
ac3hole
Is this a GTA safe?
StayPuftMarshmellowMan
No, it's a Fallout safe.
jineb
Nothing can beat Dogmeat. No pockets, nothing, and he carries my Fatman, rocket launcher and a full armor set.
nosam555
*lunchbox
GaryFreakinOak
*cash register drawer
battery1979
Suitcase.
sometimescoffeetastesliketuna
I...I feel like I know you
Toqueman
it's possible I suppose, where are you from?
sometimescoffeetastesliketuna
San Diego
Toqueman
well, I highly doubt that you know me, since I live in Canada
iatha
America's Hat*
sometimescoffeetastesliketuna
What could have been...!
Toqueman
I mean, we can still be friends, just long distance friends
Unicyclic
Lonkolas.
doubleormuffin
From Pennsylvania
KaiKaiTheBoringGuy
Lonk, hero of tim
TardisBatman
And here. we. Go
cagetheoliphant
holy shit why was that so funny
Toqueman
pls no
CharmingPrism
Thank you for doing this for us.
thistheshitthattheywant
@serapls switch his usernäim
Sephority
So it is written. So it shall be.
DarkMutton
I think its time for a username change
Toqueman
Dang it, I think you may be right
DarkMutton
YOU DID IT! Upvote fairy incoming
Tomkatt
pls yes
GreaterDog
Zorldo would be proud
AhmedTheClockMaker
Lonkolas fa life.
Kapuala
You ma boi Lonkolas!
StabbyMcMurder
Too late, Lonkolas. Accept your fate.
Toqueman
NEVERRRRRRR
myaestheticis2000smovies
It's been a year, lonkolas.
myaestheticis2000smovies
Just accept it.