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https://www.vox.com/2015/1/13/7533665/benjamin-frankling-farting
slinkhi
My farts are for asserting dominance. Why would I lessen my powers? Pfffft.
leodavinci1
Got that book at a tourist shop in Philly in 2019.
pickledpunk021
Maybe if we attach a kite to our butts, tie a key on the string, and stand in a thunderstorm....It's just crazy enough to work.
chefChr1s
In 200+ years has anyone conducted any science on this particular matter
tomatoboy
Somebody compiled his naughtier writings into a book of the same name. There’s some gems in there.
Ayecantread
Mozart wrote a song called "lick me in the ass" https://youtu.be/C78HBp-Youk people have always been wild...
BastardMan1977
Founding Father material. He was also rife with syphilis
oioifuglen
Founding Farter*
CaldariBob
Whores and farting seem soooo much classier when you use French.
Lassannn
It's like wiping your ass with silk.
CaldariBob
Va te faire foutre, Lassannn!
Lepidopterous
Is this real
mfrybeasley
https://sites.suffolk.edu/franklin/2016/02/16/benjamin-franklin-essay-to-the-royal-academy-of-brussels/comment-page-1/
mfrybeasley
It is real.
orangeflava
Does he use the word fart in the essay? Was fart a word back then? What did they call it?
BORGALOOGIE
I walked several farthings yestermorn and was much relieved. Upon return I failed to uncover every last farthing and thus, my laundry is due