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Ive never actually asked anyone if they do that as well...
"I dont automatically wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom. Can you Deal with that? Sometimes I do, sometimes I dont... you know when I do, is when I shit on them"
- George Carlin Tax
Jesusqueef
WAAAAIIIIITT. What's the normal thing to do here, theres so many people split on this issue and I need facts. I want to know if I'm weird.
ANiceCheeseburgerPicnic
I just scoot around on the nearest carpet like a dog
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Yep!
DopeUsername
What about the weirdos that stay seated when they wipe?
iWipeMyAssStandingUpHowAboutYou
And i stand while doing all of that except the pooping part.
realpeoplenotactors
Doesn't make you a bad person
TheonetrueWomax
I proudly fold and rewipe. Reduces usage of tp.
Justanothersubguy
No. NO! YOU'RE RISKING GETTING POO ON YOUR HANDS I DON'T CARE HOW CONFIDENT OR STINGY YOU ARE BUY MORE TOILET PAPER DON'T SKIMP COME ON
konananok
Not sure if I've put that much thought into it.
DireKuma
I thought that is just what people did
larsemily30kup
frankbrodie
"When we were kids, we swam in the Hudson river. Which had raw sewage pumped into it. We were tempered in RAW SHIT!"
Souldoubt999
"The polio didn't stand a chance!"
BurgerExplosion
SAME
saltycomments
thanks for making me feel like that's weird now!
okaapi
When I was young, my dad told me "You only need 3 sheets of paper to wipe". Since then, I've always used 3 sheets. Not more, not less.
DeadHamster
No way man, that's horrific. It has to be an even number!
GilligansIslandWasAnInsideJob
TallCan
When wiping, do you guys sit or stand?
wideeyedilluminations
sit
Mist1421
did you know some people stand and wipe and some people sit and wipe. its crazy
wideeyedilluminations
and the split's about 50/50 and most of them don't know the other type exists
Chereazi
And then poop again? Otherwise it'd be terrible asymmetric...
Bodonne1
There's always another poopie
McFisticuffs
Do people not do that? Seems like it'd be an incredible waste of TP if you don't.
SterlingMaloryArcherr
A bidet is what you should get to not waste tp. And you can even get a cheap bidet online for $25. Only wipe once with only a little tp.
nosoupforoldmen
It's worth the extra $5
ThoughtsAndBeers
Fold/crumble hybrid - single use
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
that's a bold strategy
ThoughtsAndBeers
Maximizes wiping efficiency while minimizing finger slips haha
captainwalruss
I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN
Wazzamaniac
stole my comment 3 mins early, have a point
captainwalruss
Eyyy that's what I do
FreelanceHoneyBadger
That is weird. I have heard the debate between folding and crumbling. This is new to me.
LearnSomething
I almost always ace so...
Unluky
I do this too. This way you double up the paper so you don't tear through it, but you also don't waste it because you wipe multiple times.
PinPointSnarkuracy
The first one is almost always a throwaway, especially on Wednesday. #tacotuesday
pronoun
All of you are nasty. It's 2017 and you're all still wiping your ass with paper then pulling your pants up.
IBetThatHurts
I still don't know how to use the three seashells.
VolunteerForSnuSnu
It's all about sustainable shitting
BlackDragoness
Shit responsibly, or we'll all be swimming in it.
dagg3r
The funny thing is you have to look at it to fold it.. i had some bleeding so this just became habit to keep an eye on it.
typoinhsermane
Damn straight. 12 sheets is plenty.
BigInVietnam
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
did you just make that? I hope you did... I haven't seen a good insanity wolf in a while
BigInVietnam
Yeah. I think he's my spirit animal.
GotaPenny
I poop, wipe, fold, wipe, shake, pull it, twist it, bop it, do it
canibFrank
So glad you didn't forget "bop it"
Demauscian
You don't pass it?
ThySausagePrince
...kill your parents.
CaptainMarkoRamius
Eeeey, Macarena.
comehomefransbrauder
Cock it, aim it, squeeze it.
IWouldJustLikeToSay
bye it, use it, break it, fix it
Kornisti
Bye it ????
TheRealFireFrenzy
BUY IT
MisterAnyone41
harder, better, faster, stronger.
ShiftyT08
I knew someone was going there. Good work!
SalamanderCmndr
Regular, softer, harder, porridge
AndrewTheGoodBoy
Poop it harder, wipe it better, fold it faster, flush it stronger.
Toofwess
Magnificent