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Ricky Potts in Ride the Cyclone
There’s a great puppet history video about this one
Me when I meet someone who likes newsies
This is for my boyfriend- I don’t particularly love basketball
LOOK
I’m sorry
I’m sorry x2
Scruffy and Froggy tax
The wiener tax
This is got my boyfriend too- I hate this dog. Her name is Dolly and she’s terrible
SHES A MOTHERRRRR- Nessie tax
eternaldragon6661
#8 the carnotaurus is doing his fucking best alright?
brandonlee286
#45 apparently ET actually stands for “ejaculation tonight”
BrigidtheMechLady
#37 Fuck you.
90sLego
#43 I want that tall trucker hat with too much text, idgaf what it says
HoopityPoopity
#8 seeing this guy.. we should have known they looked like chickens.
mendrak
#7 this is sewious
graehall
#3 damn that's true, has major SCP vibes in that image. Kicks ass
buttery1
#44 feed me Seymore!
wereallwronghere
#27 I'm sorry, I can't think of Laika all alone. I mean, I don't like dwelling on her anyway bc i'll cry, but I like to think her spirit remained down here with any who loved her, human or animal. Maybe her mom or littermates or the scientist who last kissed her. And when they passed, Laika moved to the next life with them. Playing among the stars sounds cool, but lonely. She doesn't deserve that, just like she didn't deserve what happened to her.
JustaSimplePlumber
#10 can confirm, stills smells like molasses on a really hot day in that neighborhood, we’ll it did in the 80s at least.
dontbeafarbstein
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood
Dragondraikk
#1 When my husband worked at McD's, he knew someone that actually did that to try and get compensation. It wasn't worth it.
studog2010
A friend of mine was a swing shift manager, running to the back, cornering on a freshly mopped floor. His hand was bandaged up to the size of a basketball, but he eventually recovered full use.
barbarian818
#7 "Wonderpets, wonderpets, we're on the way, to help the baby animals and save the day. "
CaveCanem
goddamn the Laika one made me cry so hard
rx7b9er
#1
lazycrow
#6 this world be a pretty nice phone background without text
PeteyVonWho
Tell Dolly I love her and she is a good girl.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Higher res version of #9
Psionickitten
#1 in boiling piss.
graehall
YO WTF WHY MAKE ME CRY THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
LoopStricken
And these mushrooms are real tasty too.
Poestis
#29 I'm sure it didn't mention America either .. don't give them anymore crazy ideas.
nanamonster
You know they'll just say it's "implied."
DukeDarkwood
Nuke it with what? No atomic bombs in the Bible.
Gremlynn4023
#33 she refused to get a restraining order against her live in boyfriend that was abusing me.
ZOMGNO
WTF, thats bullshit. Sorry, bro
Deathpunkin
didn't lose custody, but "stood by" while my stepdad beat me practically every day.. but, I guess it was better me and not my younger siblings
slidewhistlesymphony
#10 - yep...21 people killed, and 150 more were injured. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Molasses_Flood
Kakeukh
Sounds awful, yet it is called "great", and now I am envious of people drowning in sweet delicious molasses.
EyestalkDeepInADalek
The tank had been seeping molasses from the seams since it was built. It attracted children who would wipe the ooze and lick it off their fingers. Two kids were last seen standing next to the tank when it ruptured.
SoraHjort
Great as in large, powerful, devestating. like how WWI was The Great War. And let me tell you, it was not a good time.
hipifreq
#7 The phone! The phone is ringing!
cbjfan
Someone's in twuh-ble
jonalexassblast
The phone! We'll be right there!
hipifreq
There's an animal in trouble!
ComicSansHumor
#27 This emotionally broadsided me in a way o haven't had since Kitty Cat Kill Sat. Our little one is named after Laika.
tamarindaquinas
https://youtu.be/x9vcmwkaUDs?si=KQ3w9rDYYViZ5YVV&t=885
Darkwolf2577
I didn't manage to finish it... I will go back and reread it, start to finish, one day, but good gods it got heavy.
SqueezitTheClown
I’ve been meaning to read that. Is it good?
ComicSansHumor
It's not bad. There are some incredible moments, but it suffers a little from the conversation from serial to full-length novel. There's a fair bit of repetition, but it's ultimately good.
TinyRavenFeathers
#41 every cookie cutter is in the shape of a pineapple or rose. Or both.
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
I really want the legit answer of what this was sold as. It's plaguing me.
NineByNine
speech bubble maybe?
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
No definitive answer found, the top three most common guesses were: rose, strawberry with a message banner, and racist caricature. So probably one of those.
RolandLovecraft
Gaelwyn
Does anybody actually write essays in advance of the night before they're due? Maybe it's the ADHD, but I was always doing them at the last possible moment. Still ended up with an A or B.
InkwellCap
Your knockers are made of noodles? Mine are made of disappointment and excessive pizza
chansuke
/gallery/1kdaSCx
CatskinnerKeen
That is great! Thank you!
Iaimtomisbehave
You're reading your printed essay one last time before you go to class and realize that it's completely not the type of essay the professor asked for.
DidCatchABreak
oh no, not again
Zootsoot
The writer is creating a last minute essay for a college class. As he looks it over, he realizes how bad the essay is, and imagines his professor coldly dissecting it for a poor grade later the next day.
In comparing his just written essay to a newly born, two-headed calf the writer is borrowing from the imagery of this poem:
https://images.app.goo.gl/z6iszRZf14UPKi6v5
CatskinnerKeen
Oh, wow! Thank you for the reference!
Spooner1
Turns out folks on tumblr are educated. They are just also extremely… silly.. that’s the word I’ll use.
UnrulyRaven
Made into this comic: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fkv1vxq40nam21.jpg
MissChickle
Always makes me cry
thelazyninja
#7 that's the fucking Wonder Pets you filthy casuals
djhash
Rubyrose99
I'm a weeb so that's Lemillion, Natsumi, and Luffy lol
Ultracrepidarianmonkey
Yup, I can hear this one and sometimes it earworms me outta nowhere!
Deathpunkin
What's gunna work?
UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
Teeeeamwork
thelazyninja
WHAT'S GONNA WORK
Deathpunkin
TEEAMWORK!
fartymarty42
#37
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ButtonsAreForPushing
Silly Rabbit…Ticks are for kids!
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
As someone who has never lived in a place with ticks, it really did look like interesting trail mix for a few.
ImJustSoFckingSickOfThisBllsht
This might be one of the worst things I've seen on the internet.
Apercu
thebookster92
What is it? I can't tell.
drbwaa
Look for the legs
fartymarty42
Ticks. So many big bloated ticks.
MuffinProof
SpaceCoyote300
A1J1K1
digitalaaronscustoms
#46 Yes, but just barely. I hope you're ok with food banks.
davisboy42
I honestly cannot tell if this is satire, and that's horrific
stseregh
It must be. But I know a few big earners who are so terrible with money that it could be true
nanamonster
I mean, it states it was posted from Earth. I feel like that shows it's satire, but I'm not on Twitter enough to know if change shit like that is a thing you can do.
digitalaaronscustoms
I have some bad news for you...
davisboy42
That combined income is over 20x what I make, and I don't need food banks (I pay about half to 1/3 of average rent/utilities than the average for my area, but I'm also awful with money, so it almost balances out)
psugab
I think the joke was about San Francisco.
davisboy42
Yeah, I was just realizing I live in one of the higher cost-of-living areas in the states and its still only about 5% of what it's like in SF. Shits nuts
oilgod
It's not. My high school friend made $450k in 2023 as a doorman in SF and lived a solid hour's drive away because that was what he could afford for housing. He's going to get a second job so he can "move closer and save money."
santawashere
No he fucking didn't lol
thealexuser
Doorman to the morgue where he collects inheritance? I refuse to believe this.
phonoodle415
Ummm are they hiring?
PandAnomoly
...where... Where as a doorman does he work? I live in SF and would love to make that kind of money... And I live in the city proper. There's definitely places available to rent that don't cost an arm and a leg.i mean the average rent in the mission is about 2.9k, that's less than 36k/yr, so at 450k, what was he doing?
pixelscapes
Lines.
DarknessfillsmyheartwithpainTIMMAY
Spent most his money paying people to listen to his made up stories
PandAnomoly
People would just do that? Go online and make up stories?