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pleaseuseotherdoor
At work laughing. Fwd to co-worker. Wait 5 minutes, lift head up, make eye contact and smile. Good day.
DrunkInTheRain
I appreciate that this was a large-ish sized image dump so I was able to waste that much more time at work looking through it.
lemonfluff
Oh God yes. I don't even hate my job.
SharkShanker
Damn. I need to get some work done.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Damn, now I need to go find out what kind of garlic bread I am. I hope it's the frozen ciabatta bread ones with cheese - those are the best.
mrnathanr
#1 I have a professor like that. 1 or 2 days out of the entire semester he dresses professionally. Every day since has been sweatpants
Styxwash
I read about 50 of these and realized I don't have a job
DownvoteMeWhenYouFeelOffended
Me at my job bartending http://imgur.com/qCSxeKC
lolaluftnagel
Isnt it literally your job to feed them poison
DownvoteMeWhenYouFeelOffended
Thats kinda correct indeed lol. Nice i actually killed people a little bit.
Cerinna
When you work in a vet clinic, the Friday giggles start on Thursday.
Macka2626
#10 me right now.
Tassyr
I'm on my seventh day of a nine day work week. I relate to all of these right now
skrizzle4rizzle
Shia legitimately looks like a homeless person
LD2GJ
Most of these fit most of my office....mostly down to two people
TeenageMutantPowerRanger
Can somewhat relate
MrsMcCall
#42 3 years later and this is the most real thing ever
TheyKilledKenny
Wizard!!! That guy was a professor of mine, now a friend, he's not doing his magic shows anymore though
RipSaturn
Crying because I work night shift tonight and I have to start getting ready soon.
NeverNotHigh
this had me dying at work +1
metaphysicalburrito
It's super inconsiderate to post this knowing that Brad's wife got fired after working for 11 years!
MountainRedbeard
Some memes just aren't funny. This is not one of them. +1
Ozulon85
On his birthday to boot!!
fantasticfurry
MerkinInMyGrannyPanties
This was posted by Brad. He has to work double time now that his wife no longer works at Cracker Barrel.
ohmegatron
I just found out about that a few hours ago and I'm already tired of hearing it.
Momocrisps
I know right? I'm tired of Cracker Barrel's lies too!
MadMerlyn
And it was his fucking birthday too. Is nothing sacred anymore?
DocEllis
Quitting my office job was one of the best feelings I've ever had...I fantasized about it so much, but it was better than I imagined
TotalSituationalAwareness
what did you end up doing?
DocEllis
I quit to go back to school to teach. I bartended while in school, and I graduate this spring ready to teach full time in fall
DocEllis
It was pretty scary going from slacks and a desk to bring people drinks and being the oldest guy in class, but I'm happy for my decision
TheLastOfSeven
#2 that horse picture got me so good lmao can't stop laughing +1 earned
TheLastOfSeven
Fuck wrong number of course #4
Isuckatusernames2
I get random drugs and alcohol tests at my work, I can't numb the pain with them.
darkdragonempress
Double check but I believe alcohol is out of your system in several hours. So those tests are only to make sure you aren't drinking at work
AtillatheGun
I just had surgery and today is my last day of a week off from work. these speak to me.
ImDyslexicSoWhat
#8 even worse if you come in 2 hours early and then nobody notices
baicas
I laughed, then I realized I related to all of them. I don't like my job, but I haven't had luck finding a new one.
soupizgud
know the feel mate. just keep trying.
OneWolfBearPack
I'm quitting my job this Friday and moving to Chicago
sweatyballs6389
You're living my dream! Have fun!
TotalSituationalAwareness
why?
OneWolfBearPack
1/2 I've been working for a friend who's been dicking me around for the past year and at first I was happy but when the promises he made
TotalSituationalAwareness
I'm in a similar situation myself. Good for you for having the courage to leave and build your own life. Good luck in Chicago
OneWolfBearPack
The only person stopping you from doing what you want is yourself. What's the worst case scenario too, I've been looking at that as well
OneWolfBearPack
2/2 to me in then beginning weren't being honored I started to not like him or working for him. I prolapsed a hernia I had repaired several
OneWolfBearPack
3/3 years prior while at work and went to Chicago (where my primary physician is) and had surgery to replace the original mesh I had
OneWolfBearPack
4/4 anyways I needed 6 weeks off of which he paid me for 4 weeks. We had a pretty big argument about why I haven't gotten a raise
Dreamhaax
Proof. We demand proof :)
OneWolfBearPack
I'll post a picture when I'm in Chicago Friday - leaving in the morning it's a 7 hour drive
Dreamhaax
Update?
OneWolfBearPack
I am in Chicago!
whiskeyvillage
#1 true. 14 yrs on the job...sitting here at my desk in gym shorts, muscle shirt and tennis shoes. Its a 9-5 job in a professional building.
Textuality
I can't wear anything TOO informal at work. But in the summer I wear shorts and t-shirts.
CannibalFox
Yup, used to do my hair and makeup every day. Now 5 yrs later, it's bun and mascara and that's it
whiskeyvillage
I just have a really...really....REALLY cool boss. Plus she wears work out clothes too.
forestfinagle
Isn't it, like ice cold? I need a sweater in the office even in the summer.
whiskeyvillage
I'm pretty hot natured. In fact, I'm sitting here now with a fan on full speed blowing on me and the thermostat is reading 74°.
ACheapskateFaery
lemme guess. do you have a moustache/beard?
whiskeyvillage
Goatee that my wife won't let me shave ;)
kidmental
MoushBeard
ACheapskateFaery
and drive a truck?
whiskeyvillage
I own a truck for work around the ranch but my daily driver is a BMW.
kidmental
Aaaaand.. ur on imgur, I c...
ACheapskateFaery
...and ur awesome. already had the image in my mind from your first comment. just need to confirm it.
ILikeToCommentWithGifs
Thank the 7 gods I work at home now, this dump really gave me some flash backs.
lemonfluff
Ha "work" from home. Nice!
ILikeToCommentWithGifs
There is a lot of procrastination.
lemonfluff
3 hour lunch break, tv, audiobook / music in background. Quick fb check. Move the mouse a bit so laptop doesn't go dark. I know the drill.
ILikeToCommentWithGifs
More like do a little bit of work, play Breath of the Wild for 3 hours, do a little bit of work, poop, check FB, then call it a day.
lemonfluff
Nice
robrudewastaken
so you're unhappy at work?
Cereaza
have a friend, works at a grocery store, no intention of furthering her education, hates it, and I believe wants to be an actress. Almost 30
Ghost0fDawn
I know I am
ImOldGregMotherLicker
Sums it up, yep
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TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
I remember I used to drink a pint on my lunch at my old job. I went through sooo much bourbon.
SaltismySugar
I don't hate my job exactly... I like money so by extension I like my job.
MarMarmy
So many of these feel relatable, but I think I like my job. Do I not actually like it? I'm having a crisis now...
wieloryba
Maybe you just have Stockholm syndrome.
DarthPotatus
I work 2 jobs and I honestly, genuinely enjoy both of them, but if I were financially able to, I would leave both in a fuckin heartbeat haha
MarMarmy
Someone in the lab retired last year. She has returned on 4 separate occasions to see how things are going. I worry I'd be the same
Cerinna
Yeah it's thanks to this memes that my mother had to actually teach me that it's not "normal" for everyone to hate their jobs.
kambojah
yeah there are two kinds of people: those who hate their jobs and those who get off harassing others.
Cerinna
Well my mom's definitely not the second one so now I'm wondering.
DeityOfSnuggles
Let me guess, you're mom is a stay-at-home mom who doesn't actually have a job and drops the "son, I WISH I could work!" all the time.
Cerinna
No. My mother actually really loves her job and says these memes are "not true".
DeityOfSnuggles
memes are always true.
Cerinna
Try telling a 60-year-old that. I'm not even sure how I told her about them anyway, probably too many job-haters in my life.
JohnnieTheShrubber
My job isn't challenging, I get bored easily, but I can go on Imgur whenever. I'll probably be here until I die. I'm not happy.
HelloMax
Lack of ambition will do that to ya.
hopethisisarelevantname
Do you get so bored at work that you end up getting work done?
ballsinaheatwave
HyperChango
I gotta say, now I'm under the impression that you are me writing from the future...
JohnnieTheShrubber
I am. Don't go home with that stripper. I'm still itchy.
HyperChango
Too late
JohnnieTheShrubber
Don't say I didn't warn you.
furbycabron
My work is 90% shitposting and 10% attending people, some might believe i'm blessed, but boredom is worst than overworking. I'm at work btw.
DeityOfSnuggles
boredom worse than overworking? As someone who's been in #1 and is currently in #2: fuck you and your bullshit lies.
furbycabron
Sir, it seems you've never experienced true boredom, you're lucky.
DeityOfSnuggles
I've had a job where I had nothing to do 7 out of 8 working hours, but due to "boss in vicinity" I had to pretend for 7 hours. 100% boredom
furbycabron
But if you're currently in #2 are you overworking by choice? Is boredom that terrible that pushes a man to overwork for no reason? :^)
DeityOfSnuggles
I quit #1 cause of shitty pay. Considering quitting #2 cause of the involuntarily long hours and stress. #2 is obviously worse.