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Aug 19, 2017 5:56 PM

Dgavioes

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I thought he was going to roll the car over at first.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Snap into a slim jim

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The old Vauxhall Nova, all you had to do was pull out one of the electrical units on the dash turn it upside down and the car started.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Someone did that to my dodge stratus, didn't even take anything.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how badly that ruins the structure of the door

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm more curious about how that window didn't heckin shatter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is an unusually pliable car. Looks like he bent the frame back in place when he was getting in.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's going to be a lot of damaged/stolen Peuoget 206s now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a Peugeot. Try it with a Merc. Them things is made of pig iron.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once had to break the window on my car because a locksmith was over $300 and a window replacement was $110

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Same, same price too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I charge ballpark 130, unless its a hard car like a beamer or I have to drive super far

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

In my old mini, this wasn't a bug, it was a feature.

8 years ago | Likes 307 Dislikes 0

in my old suzuki i could open the doors with any car keys

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you put an old fashioned bolt lock on it and throw the key in the back seat?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The fuck is this, Bethesda?

8 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 1

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Accidentally locked keys in the car with my baby once. This with a wedge is how the fire Department opened the car.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Same, except they inserted a bladder, inflated it, then reached in to unlock.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So many times

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whats a not-so-weak relatively new car that wouldnt crash like shit then

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

New cars are designed to absorb the impact. "Accordion effect", they call it. In a steel car, you absorb the impact.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't even recognize the brand

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a French brand, Peugeot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Figured it would be baguette

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Car manufacturers hate him...

8 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

Thief's love him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking locksmiths hate him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Road side assistance guys hates him too

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Click the link below to find out his secret www.clickbait.com

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Wow, that actually resolves.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He probably should have seen if it's unlocked first

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Id like to havea word with you about work hardening, permanent deformation and fatigue failure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i want that thing he puts on his armpits

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a problem, it's an optional feature. -car salesman probably

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Not an L. Definitely a W

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is he putting on deodorant or WTF is he doing??

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the rain might get in noe tho...

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was actually robbed like this before. Once bended back nicely, the rain won't go in.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Looks like it doesn't rain much there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's waering 1/2 a tracksuit. Must be Russian.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Iran, actually. Licence plate gives it away.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta get me one of these aluminium foil cars

8 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 2

Anything made after 2008 should work, then.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

"Aluminium?" It's spelled aluminibrious.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

M'Luminum. *tips fedora*

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Kia. I make the doors, and I can bend them in half after they're fully welded and assembled. :/

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wtf, really? I just bought a Niro based on the NCAP safety ratings :(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have handled every piece of the door for the Santa Fe, Sorento, and Optima. Same shit that makes every Kia/Hyundai car, and I am so 1/

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so sorry. Your car is safe because of the I Beams I make, which are rods with brackets welded on. they "protect you" in the event of a 2/

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

crash, but they were only added because the rest of the car is one of two thicknesses of sheet metal. I can cut through every piece with 3/

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a locksmith, what the f***

8 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

Ditto

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it really that much different than using an air wedge?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes. We don't open the door NEARLY as much

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also a locksmith, in complete agreement. Editing?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah idk looks legit but it's fucky lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also as a Locksmith. Bending it out is easy enough, they never go back properly.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That one looks like it did though. That's half the wtf right now

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Whatever - I've seen you guys use those little air bladders...

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yes but that's cuz doors are NOT supposed to do that lol

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can say fuck, i wont tell.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 4

But I will.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Peugeot 206, i think... Popular in Europe.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Common, not popular.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Just like cancer.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I agree.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something like 12 million sold between the late 90s and 2012 when they ceased production

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Female drivers like them a lot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was my first piece of shit to drive

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not that bad, but the headlights were awful.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't use mine much because of curfew

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very poor poor illumination and if the headlight protective plastic housing gets scuff marks or become yellow/fuzzy then you can't see shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the Hyundai Accent as common there as it is here in the US?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In Eastern Europe you could find them, but they were hardly noticeable. Today you can spot it maybe 1 out of 200-300 cars.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah. In the UK at least it was bought almost exclusively by 85-year olds who drive at precisely 36mph absolutely everywhere

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup. That's about right.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mum has one... It's sitting in the drive way cause it's a piece of shit.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As every car it needs maintenance. Funny enough it was Columbo's car too.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It gets the maintenance but it costs so much to get parts down here, so it's almost not worth maintaining haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are outside of Europe, the parts can be pretty expensive.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

However, sometimes in US you can find it cheaper than in EU, for some specific vehicles and specific parts.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0