I was once almost murdered by two horses that tried to fight eachother for the bucket I was holding. They then freaked the fuck out when I dropped the bucket and it tipped upside down. I managed to escape only catching a love tap of a kick to the hip.
I once got dumped from a horse bolting from this exact thing, hahaha. People often assume horses are just like big dogs, but they are way dumber (but still lovable!)
My horse Mario forgot how to play prey. Neighbor's crazy wolf dog hybrid got into the horse yard. The other two horses took off running, Mario starts chasing the dog.... I miss my crazy horsey 😔
TunnelRat13
He big, he beautiful, but.. he swayback?
ExtraZOIDBERG
One of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse is missing their horse
vakler
Damn boi. That's a thicc ass boi
Lassannn
I love gentle giants.
zeacorzeppelin10
I love the feathering on the legs.
MissSmoo
Hims is a big boi
MrKaslo
Still has just one horse power.
blzrdphoto
Is this the 15,000 lb horse she was talking about?
WigglyBlondeNoodle
jesuswasasaiyan
In awe of the absolute size of this lad
wheeeeeeeeeeee
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
Love ya, Arnie.
LemmyDfromGermany
Horsecules
Rabidbacon
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
My immediate thought was that this horses voice is either Rocky Balboa or Mike Tyson.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Dwayne Johnson
Circe007
@ElbowDeepInAHorse, you gotta see this
BrigidtheMechLady
Suddenly the term "Megafauna" has a concrete meaning it didn't have before. Not unlike running in to a moose.
banjak
Now that's a proper horse.
MotoCanuck
It's a "hearse," because one wrong move and it's your funeral. :D
NotAParsnipInDisguise
Goatse.cx reference
notmyrealface
Now... Is it natural or growth hormones?
realbluesofa
Eating a truck for breakfast
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
A truck load, at least.
iamnoobplzhelp
And people think you need a ton of meat to grow muscles. That monster eats only dry grass and oats.
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
Pretty sure humans need protein. Granted, not as much as we eat. Maybe 10%.
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
Yes, but.....
MechEStevens
…an 1000 lb horse needs to eat about 15-20 lbs of hay a day!!
TheMagicOfTacoCatScience
NCPilot
anthropomorphic drawing of this horse, when?
NotAParsnipInDisguise
36 minutes ago
jostnick
CeoHuntingSeason
Best** horse ever
CeoHuntingSeason
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toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Never skips leg day! 😎
Ndadn
Nor neckday
Rabeandre
Everyday is neckday with a massive noggin like that
Edgarflaps
If the Hulk was a horse.
eromitlab
brother
GravyEducation
Irrevenant
The Incredible Hork.
Rogerwilco1974
"Hourrlske"
Gotnobrain
Percheron draft horse. Beautiful boy.
evocatiranch
Definitely not a Percheron, way too big. Probably a Brabant. My Percherons are taller for sure but that things a unit.
Gotnobrain
I stand corrected. Belgian Brabant Draft Horse. Impressive.
DALLASLAVOWNER
and from what I remember from when this posted previously, horse's name is buttercup!
Lachwen
I love that every time I've met a big draft horse, they've had a name like that. Buttercup, Peaches, Princess, Sweetie...
Putitinyomama
DarkHollowDulcimers
Hard to believe, but that thing has the power of over 4,000 ducks.
TheWorstWizard
That's at least 40 Geese!
CeoHuntingSeason
Who is your ducks guy? I know a guy, I can get together the kind of ducks that would be in the NFL for ducks if ducks played football
Einstein9073
I'd rather fight the ducks.
landisfloatingrock
That quacked me up!!
NeverShaveYourDuck
Even ducks who work out?
GuyFromDeathValley
I'm confused. How many washing machines are that per bald eagle again?
NishnigJones
Anything but the metric system.
Rockafella83
That’s a thick boi
Hurro
That's not hard to believe at all.
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Honestly seems like a gross underestimate
NuclearMonk
What kind of duck?
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
European or African?
hitdog42
What? I don't know thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
discotheque42
And he's probably still scared of a plastic shopping bag blowing across the ground
alienstomper
Or a mailbox
explainer
Who isn't
Asadsadsadclown
I was once almost murdered by two horses that tried to fight eachother for the bucket I was holding. They then freaked the fuck out when I dropped the bucket and it tipped upside down. I managed to escape only catching a love tap of a kick to the hip.
noproblllama
I once got dumped from a horse bolting from this exact thing, hahaha. People often assume horses are just like big dogs, but they are way dumber (but still lovable!)
KittyKlimt6
This is not dumbness, its survival strategy for animals without fangs.
NeverConfusedForNaught
They're scaredy tanks
aThingWithAKeyboard
They absolutely are not, in actuality, they're smarter than most non-working breeds.
KeezieWeezie
Horses are prey animals, dogs are predators. Horses have to be afraid of everything to stay alive
Taltos111
My horse Mario forgot how to play prey. Neighbor's crazy wolf dog hybrid got into the horse yard. The other two horses took off running, Mario starts chasing the dog.... I miss my crazy horsey 😔
noproblllama
I know this, and you know this. But the people who made that animated horse movie with Matt Damon did not know this.