More random DND memes

Feb 22, 2019 6:40 PM

prairiepenguin

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#6 I sometimes like to reward natural 1 or 20 investigation checks with mundane magic items. Such as an invisible spoon, or silent scissors.

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A new addition to the Mr. Welch List is born... "My Drow Ranger may not be based off Steve Irwin."

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#1 and the Rogue is next...

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#17 Did that in Pillars of Eternity, my wizard intimidated a guy by lifting him over his head.

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When the wizard gets a belt of storm giant strength

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Jinkies what a crustacious scoob

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#3 On the one hand, yes, 'cause new content; on the other, no, 'cause we just hit undermountain level 2 have a long ways to go yet.

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(We were in level one for like... a month, irl)

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I hope the next source book is Sandstorm.

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Is it wrong for me to be ticked off by the one meme claiming there are no surprise rounds in 5e? A rose by any other name and all that jazz

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The main thing I took away from that, which I didn't already know, was the interaction between stealth and perception in that scenario.

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Personal favorite that hits close to home.

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I literally said "I'm not going to throw a fireball in this fight" then an ogre turned up...

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Starting a new campaign tomorrow. Can't wait! My disheveled account turned Sorcerer should be a laugh!

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I don't get the nat 1 halfling one.

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Halfling Luck. Racial ability that lets you reroll a Nat 1, using the new result you get.

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Great dump!

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If I got to do 19d6 damage, I'd cast fireball too.

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19d6? lightweight.

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Blood Intensity and 28 Charisma.

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When our Barbarian used his sword of ultimate destruction and created a blackhole, our DM asked for every d12 we had. 18d12 in total damage

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Recently had a situation which called for 48d6... We died.

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I’ve had one of those tackled the big bad off a cliff and pile drove him into the ground at the bottom I died but so did he

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The Drow, or at least Drizzt, have Boston accents according to the Creative Director of D&D.

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These are my fahkin' swords, Twinkle and Icingdeath. They're whicked aawesome!

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Really though, Perkins' Drizzt https://dicecameraaction.gamepedia.com/Episode_34

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Oh, I totally believe it. It just amuses me to no end

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It's cause Salvatore is from Boston

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I'm new to DnD and didn't know about the Halfling Luck. Thanks for the heads up!

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Last session halfling luck saved a PC. 1 death save fail down, I told them do NOT roll a 1. What did the fuck do? Damn lucky he's a halfling

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All these 5e memes are throwing me off too. 3.p for life!

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remember: get yourself a PHB, and READ all your abilities. then do it again a few more times. the DM is NOT responsible if you forget what..

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your abilities are, nor is anyone else, so if you don't remember, you effectively don't have that ability.

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Yeah, I've been learning that. Thankfully, I've done okay so far, but I also need to remember Uncanny Dodge. Oops, lol.

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lol yea there are a LOT of abilities, and constantly getting new ones doesn't help either. 30ish years, and i forget sometimes too.

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#8 Or when I think I'm being clever as fuck and one of my players guesses what's going on right off the bat.

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I'm always doing this, I'm not sure if i can near perfectly guess everything, or if the gm decides to roll with my ideas constantly.

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My DM uses references a lot and my roomy would always get them and they would laugh. I once recognized a speech as being inspired by (1/2)

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The Great Dictator. When I pointed it out, the DM felt bad that I knew it. I've felt like shit ever since. (2/2)

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Trying to be clever with evil priests and a vampire (Not together) F****** detect evil boned me within 5 secs.

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In this case, the party woke up in an underground prison with no clue how they got there. In the story, their characters had stumbled into a

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slaving ring where the slaves were actually copies created with a Mirror of Opposition (They'd immediately knock out both the original

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and the copy and send the copy to the mines while dumping the original in the alley naked). Pretty good guess for a total shot in the dark.

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Lol, nice.

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I call bullshit. Not ONCE did anyone in the party have the idea of putting the ring on their dong. That's what would really happen.

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Never put your dick anyplace that you can't be sure it's coming back....

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Nice try, but you aren't putting me off orc women that easily.

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Oh hell no, Big Tough and Green is cool. You just gotta trust her.

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My party rescued the skull of a little girl who was conscious and floating around, a cruel torture by the lich acererak. They cured her -

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madness and I expressed how sad she was that she would never grow up. I introduced a sidequest, an item, it can restore ANY undead to life-

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The ranger nabs it, goes to Valindra shadowmantle, hits her with it, and proceeds to flirt his ass off. Fade to black, now she's pregnant

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the ranger has been informed that she'll find having a kid a novel experience but he has to raise it until its old enough to cast spells

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Last game. I intentionally got my entire party killed...

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That was as a lawful neutral necromancer. They let me die, so I became a lich and got my vengeance.

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Next game, imma be a bard/fighter.

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Just enough lvls into fighting and some strength to keep me out of too much trouble.

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#1 is pretty much the best reason to play a Monk.

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I just hit level 5 and can’t wait to use it!

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Sounds like he would pair nice with a rogue too. All that sweet extra sneak attack damage.

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It's also part of why 5e is designed for multiple encounters in a day. Conservation of resources is real, even if you regain on short rest

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3.5 flurry of blows with con drain fist wraps....killed anything that had a con score

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3.5 monks were just a TEENAY BIT broken. Hence why I'm playing a halfling monk in our 3.5 game. AC of 19 at lvl 1.

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Nice! Had a 5 year campaign back in the day that went from 1 to 25. Power hungry players killed it off tho

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Last time I played this monk, she went 15 monk/5 paladin. And became basically immortal.

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Throw on the vow of poverty feay from exalted deeds...you will thank me later

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#16

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How to sleep or run an internet campaign?

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How to run an internet campaign. I found a couple different sites but they felt user unfriendly.

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Roll20.net is my best friend when it comes to online D&D. Or any P&P game, for that matter

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I know that there is D20, which I've used before, and now there are a few others, but can't think of their names off the top of my head.

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https://www.dndbeyond.com/ I found this one user friendly but the DM needs to pay to get the good stuff but the whole party can benefit

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#7 Maybe not a surprise round, but being surprised still basically skips the turn for those that are surprised.

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I think what you’re trying to say is that logic would dictate a surprise round to happen, even if there aren’t set rules for it.

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No, there are set rules for it, which are to use the surprised condition rather than a surprise round in 5e.

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its basically just not called a surprise round, but its still a surprise round.

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No, there’s a surprise round but they just didn’t bother to give it a name or anything.

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But it isn't. Everyone still takes their turn, they are just unable to act on that turn. Alert means you can't be in the surprised condition

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What's the difference between being unable to act on a turn and not having a turn

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Because it matters for game effects that take place on our after your turn. For example if a monk surprises you and you are hot by its (1

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Not really, the rules basically state that everyone takes their turn, but surprised people just can't do anything. Literal PHB definition:

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If you're surprised, you can't move or take an action on your first turn of the combat, and you can't take a reaction until that turn ends.

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Right. The "un-surprised" creatures get an extra round before the "surprised" ones. Which is a surprise round with a different name.

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They get a round where only they can act, while everyone still gets a turn which is important for certain effects, like @palmo said.

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#5 No. Rookie mistake for a GM. The goal is to make your players like your NPCs love your NPCs. Then kill them in front of the PCs.

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What about if my NPCs are usually friendly and love to engage in banter, but the PCs still constantly threaten them for discounts/info?

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Make certain they understand this is evil action. Have the NPCs respond appropriately and call the guards. Maybe transition to evil campaign

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No, they know. They got annoyed when the merchants essentially had panic rooms and special ways of calling the guards.

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Unless the merchant is selling epic level loot, then that makes sense. Why would some random peasant have that? However, that doesn't >

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> mean there can't be consequences to their actions. Are they trying to talk to the ruler? Have the guards burst in and say these are the >

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