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Mar 26, 2021 3:20 PM
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readbackmonkey
Give the other kids a stick with a nail in it.
KibblesandBitchTits
Everyone gets sticks, fight to the death ya little shits
BreakTheCode
You give everyone guns murica /s
butwhyisthenamegone
D. argue incessantly that it was AkSHuLy A tWiG nOt A STiCk lulz moran!
Imakethingsweird
Rent them cooler sticks for 1.99 a day and make accident insurance mandatory for the other parents. Then fine them for the broken stick.
thesameasyours
D) blame democrats and suppress voting rights
Problemwoodchuck
Stick lobbyists: D) None of the above
filben7
But theres like, a lot of fucking sticks.
DrDarkwing
They literally grow on tress
borocanuck
Take stick and give gun training.
AngryGraphicDesigner
When you have one political party wanting to overthrow America’s Republic banning assault rifles only hurts their ability to do this
rcgom
give them all sticks and teach them arnis!
SpaceHaggis
D. tell them not to do it again.
rebuildingdrizzt3000
Well... if you live beside a forest...
kslong29
Ban trees and bushes that make sticks
nonCanadianGoose
If it’s the school district they’ll leave it alone if they’re bullying but discipline them if they’re using it to defend against a bully
Deadpool854
Smellthisfart
Break the stick in half and give one half of stick to the other without stick
skankhunt51
The suggestion is D. Take away all the sticks from everyone, including the asshole. Eff that.
frankenmullet22
Give every kid a stick, and then hold stick rallies across the street from the funeral for the kid who got beat to death with a stick
hnngh
You can't take away all the sticks even if you rake the forests.
Jagerbeast
But we could prevent forest fires that way!
hodorgoestomordor
Do you take sticks away from all the hard working, innocent stick owners too?
Jagerbeast
WhY wOnT yOu tHiNk oF tHe PoOr StICk OwNerS!?!?
CaptJYossarian
Were the sticks mass produced and designed specifically for hitting other children and marketed as such woth the backing of multi million...
CaptJYossarian
Dollar lobbying efforts which hold politicians effectively captive?
loopyloopus
Are there groups of bigger kids who are only not taking over and doing horrible things because the kids have sticks to deter tyranny?
GhostOfDolomite
Yeah. The military is standing by Clem, your LARP gear and pea spitter are the last hope for civilization.
Chereazi
No, but there's kids making money by selling sticks to kids they told a story about those big kids to.
Everfearful
This is a great gun control metaphor, because the fact that there's a violent kid isn't addressed at all. Only the tool is a problem to OP.
SpaceTaco22
Yes, the UK and Japan still have violent people. How often do they see mass shootings? US is awash in guns. 393 mil of them. Why????
derschweiz
Ok so if your kid hits another with a stick, do you let him keep the stick as you solve their inborn drive for violence?
Everfearful
I certainly don't declare that in order to address that, nobody can have sticks.
derschweiz
Two kids beating the crap out of each other with sticks you take away the sticks before sitting them both down.
BustedTuna
Well, if you have an idea on how to stop violence entirely we are all excited to hear it.
Jagerbeast
Your solution is......?
suffyr
Bring back long term psychiatric care facilities, Mandatory psych evaluation when buying a gun, and preemptive anger management classes
Hurro
Recognizing there's a flaw in logic is the first step to correcting it. The solution doesn't have to come from the identifier.
Jagerbeast
That doesnt mean the identifier cant or doesnt have an opinion
Hurro
I agree, the more minds on something like this will hopefully fix it or lead it towards positive change.
deasmuth
Speak to and punish the child, the world is full of sticks!
Jagerbeast
Weird how that hasnt solved the problem tho
BuddingDownvoteEnthusiast
Bingo. Sticks everywhere.
Pinkkimono
Not in the UK cos we did something about it...
ButteredNoodleDriver
The only defense against bad kids with sticks is good kids with sticks!
DrDarkwing
If every kid had a stick, less kids would lash out with said stick.
ButteredNoodleDriver
I see you've never had a kid yourself
DrDarkwing
No, Ive been lucky to avoid that paricular malady
FuckmotheringxVampire
If you're a republican you do nothing and say "sticks aren't the problem, kids are the problem!"
DrDarkwing
Well, the stick didn't up and hit someone of it's own volition rather a poorly trained child used it to cause pain...
FuckmotheringxVampire
Found the republican!
DrDarkwing
Not supporting gun bans does not make me a republican. Only a sith deals in absolutes, friend.
FuckmotheringxVampire
You must be a sith then
beenpostingsince
Oh F off.
DrDarkwing
Be calm, this is a safe space. No sticks or stones, just words and they can't hurt you. Presumably. Gotta check with California.