Well, this is awkward

Dec 20, 2016 10:54 AM

fluffernutter20

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When your Secret Santa giftee thinks you're a guy. I'm not a guy...

They think we're all guys. Welcome to my world

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you a mayonnaise?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did your Secret Santa sent you a pocket pussy or something like that?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Judging from your images, you're either a sea horse or a hockey rink

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do we need extra attention for our gender? Can't we be interesting on merit rather than our vaginas?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your beautiful

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But was the gift bomb?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well she's a guy, so...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have pretty cats

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Are you a meat popsicle?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not at all

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just go with it, @OP: v

9 years ago | Likes 382 Dislikes 0

I'm a little gay for Aubrey Plaza

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 3

Aren't we all?

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Show him your boobies then. Prove it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's awkward is that you were in the clear and now, well... RIP inbox.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know but shouldn't all the secret santa gifts not be unboxed until December 24/25?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I'm a girl" the shitpost. -1

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Are you Pat?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone on the internet is a guy *brofist*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Story checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That I'm not a dude? I'm glad

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You're Luna Lovegood.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You got a non stalker match, @OP! I myself went full stalker on mine xP

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Are you Gazorpazorpfeild?

9 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 6

You fat... stupid... lazy... white...

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I have questions.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ooookkkkaaaaaaayyy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now go make some fucking enchiladas

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Some people you can't tell but you know there is a photo of you saying "this is me" in your submitted images...

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

There's a photo she's posted with a dog that you can tell she's a she in it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also a picture of a cat where the title is 'I am judging you'. So she also could be a cat..

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Animorph perhaps?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it looks to be 3 years old....things could have changed?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

To be fair, this is the internet, where girls are guys.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I discovered this fact here. It's kind of fun, though, and so far no dicks in my inbox, so I've got that going for me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OP: , sup boo how you is?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Don't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Meh, I can do whatever I like.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You went back a ways

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took like 10 seconds or I would've given up.

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We gonna smash? Should I get my 3ds?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As stated in a comment thread above, buy me a beer first

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you trying to sleep with him/her? If not I don't think it matters.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless OP doesn't like cologne/mensclothing/hypermasculinethings/isreallygirly/numerousotherthings.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Giftee, as in the person she's giving a gift to.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Okay. Maybe the giftee doesn't like it. Still applicable.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gender denotes more than who you fuck. Male isn't always default with female as special interest. Ass.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Explain to me why in this scenario where it would it actually matter. I wouldn't care if a mystery giftee knew my gender, nor do I care if..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

anyone here knows. It's an anonymous environment. Expecting someone to know or care seems a bit self-centered or ass-ish if you ask me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he send you something pertaining to having a dick?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

She just kept referring to me as a he in her post

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

So you weren't gifted beard oil theb

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I was not. I don't even know what I've been gifted. I haven't gotten a gift yet

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Then getting this post to the front page is the best chance we have of ensuring you don't get a fleshlight from a thirsty neckbeard.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

I appreciate that

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Are you an attack helicopter?

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Negative, Iam a meat popsicle.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You figured me out

9 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 5

Autobots! Roll out!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew it! God damn attack helicopters,coming over and here taking our women and jobs.Go back to your own damn county!

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

TOOK UR JOBS!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

County?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gott damn attack helicopters spreading their hot sticky napalm all over the villagers.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, I'm good here

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Aw. Come live with me. I have beer.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Damn. You pulled the beer card. I'll be there in 20

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1