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When your Secret Santa giftee thinks you're a guy. I'm not a guy...
Dec 20, 2016 10:54 AM
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When your Secret Santa giftee thinks you're a guy. I'm not a guy...
timany82
They think we're all guys. Welcome to my world
thisisnottheusernameurlookingfor
Are you a mayonnaise?
otakudan
Did your Secret Santa sent you a pocket pussy or something like that?
ObamasBigBlackCaucus
Judging from your images, you're either a sea horse or a hockey rink
CaptainAsshat
Do we need extra attention for our gender? Can't we be interesting on merit rather than our vaginas?
dodgetruck77772718
Your beautiful
ICollectReactionGifs
But was the gift bomb?
thisusernamesux
Well she's a guy, so...
ticktockbent
You have pretty cats
Firefenix203
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AnthonyBlumpkins
Are you a meat popsicle?
fluffernutter20
Not at all
KnowerOfNothing
Just go with it, @OP:
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fluffernutter20
I'm a little gay for Aubrey Plaza
MermaidMegan
Aren't we all?
wishIcouldthinkofsomething
Show him your boobies then. Prove it!
diabeetus1780
Insomnia297
What's awkward is that you were in the clear and now, well... RIP inbox.
GoGoCatget
I don't know but shouldn't all the secret santa gifts not be unboxed until December 24/25?
IcandowhateverIlike
"I'm a girl" the shitpost. -1
Iwanttoshagjeremyrenner
Are you Pat?!
GreentextsForEverything
Everyone on the internet is a guy *brofist*
captainappropriate
takethetive
Story checks out.
fluffernutter20
That I'm not a dude? I'm glad
ym1r
You're Luna Lovegood.
RatoMolhado
You got a non stalker match, @OP! I myself went full stalker on mine xP
kingdacobra
TheFinn77
You fat... stupid... lazy... white...
keyblader1985
I have questions.
kingdacobra
Ooookkkkaaaaaaayyy
westo48
Now go make some fucking enchiladas
dedpuppiez
Some people you can't tell but you know there is a photo of you saying "this is me" in your submitted images...
BubblesSayingDecent
There's a photo she's posted with a dog that you can tell she's a she in it
dclrcq
Also a picture of a cat where the title is 'I am judging you'. So she also could be a cat..
dedpuppiez
Animorph perhaps?
LanceCasteau
Well it looks to be 3 years old....things could have changed?
kasaku
To be fair, this is the internet, where girls are guys.
noyougofuckyourself
I discovered this fact here. It's kind of fun, though, and so far no dicks in my inbox, so I've got that going for me.
Schmedes
OP:
, sup boo how you is?
IcandowhateverIlike
Don't.
Schmedes
Meh, I can do whatever I like.
fluffernutter20
You went back a ways
Schmedes
It took like 10 seconds or I would've given up.
Gasnia
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imnotmattdamon
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/flirting.gif
Gasnia
We gonna smash? Should I get my 3ds?
fluffernutter20
As stated in a comment thread above, buy me a beer first
MsGrowl
Are you trying to sleep with him/her? If not I don't think it matters.
somewhatvaguelywitty
Unless OP doesn't like cologne/mensclothing/hypermasculinethings/isreallygirly/numerousotherthings.
MsGrowl
Giftee, as in the person she's giving a gift to.
somewhatvaguelywitty
Okay. Maybe the giftee doesn't like it. Still applicable.
somewhatvaguelywitty
Gender denotes more than who you fuck. Male isn't always default with female as special interest. Ass.
MsGrowl
Explain to me why in this scenario where it would it actually matter. I wouldn't care if a mystery giftee knew my gender, nor do I care if..
MsGrowl
anyone here knows. It's an anonymous environment. Expecting someone to know or care seems a bit self-centered or ass-ish if you ask me.
WhatTheRockWasCookin
Did he send you something pertaining to having a dick?
fluffernutter20
She just kept referring to me as a he in her post
WhatTheRockWasCookin
So you weren't gifted beard oil theb
fluffernutter20
I was not. I don't even know what I've been gifted. I haven't gotten a gift yet
LeGrandPeg
Then getting this post to the front page is the best chance we have of ensuring you don't get a fleshlight from a thirsty neckbeard.
fluffernutter20
I appreciate that
youshouldbuyarowingmachine
Are you an attack helicopter?
summitshow
Negative, Iam a meat popsicle.
fluffernutter20
You figured me out
jteb
Autobots! Roll out!
youshouldbuyarowingmachine
I knew it! God damn attack helicopters,coming over and here taking our women and jobs.Go back to your own damn county!
Blacole1985
TOOK UR JOBS!
IdentityTheftisNotaJokeJim
County?
nclu
Gott damn attack helicopters spreading their hot sticky napalm all over the villagers.
fluffernutter20
Nah, I'm good here
youshouldbuyarowingmachine
Aw. Come live with me. I have beer.
fluffernutter20
Damn. You pulled the beer card. I'll be there in 20