nihari
96331
2011
55
Doggo unit
Jan 13, 2020 6:44 AM
nihari
96331
2011
55
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
She doesn't look that heavy. Must be big bones.
Simplyyjeff
His crap must be the size of a shoe box
ILikeSmellingMyOwnFarts
Where is the @UnitConversionBot when we need it? I don't speak freedom units...
Feralkyn
Size-perspective aside, that is a gorgeous Saint Bernard. I love the big square heads instead of the weird snubby ones.
Penerdrizzle2000
She's a healthy looking 215, but I wonder how much the dog weighs, it's huge!
Disturbed12CG
Words cannot express how much I want and have wanted one all my life, but my parents said no and my partner says no :(
IamHereForTheComments
This weightloss posts of women are getting out of control
Cthulhunow
Looks like mine ? world's best dog
DuckyofDeath123
If this dog ever works out the power balance, that girl is going to be sliding on her face through every dog park in the land.
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
https://imgur.com/QcKEOQB
FrodoShrugged
Who's a great big good boy ?!? Who is it ?!? Is it you? are you a great big fluffy boy? yes you are!!! -rubs and scritches ensue...-
theirishpuffin
That’s a huge b****.
Mirage009
Go back to the circus!
zalurker
The ultimate power floof. Fiercely loyal, lovable, goofy, and enormous. 30 years on, and I still miss him.
spingers
I deliver to a Saint Bernard and he won't let me leave until we have a cuddle.
ZetallicA
How big is...?
Sirsir94
Jeez that dog weighs more than I do...
handbanana13
He must take the hugest shits!
IAmCooCooCaChoo
Thats a really small girl.
airbornecombatengineer
Wow she is beautiful.. sos the dog... can I date you? (Not the dog) ?
luzriel
She looks awfully familiar
EyeYamSweetPotato
I've seen this porn
RocketPoweredBoogers
Lady when you get the chance I suggest a movie called Cujo. It's about a girl like you, her son and her Saint Bernard.
Kartoffelpuffercremesuppe
very small human...
VeskaiTsumonit
Fluffy puppy.
BrisbaneHorrorGal
Syko73
Where did you mange to get a photo of Mouse?
DenStortalendeMester
Ahhh, I see that you are a person of culture. Dresden approves.
GentlemanScientist
New TV show hyyyyype!
ButtTrumpett
Uh oh... my sister in law just got a 6 week old Saint Bernard... my sister in law weighs 95lbs and is 4.11”. *points* HAHA!
tjgg
lol, we just had a new litter of Saint pups as well. Bottle feeding those little suckers is work.
Jeutnarg
In case you're wondering, most dogs can safely carry about 25-35% of their body weight, depending on their breed, build, and fitness...
Kbantar
Interesting. I would have figured a little greater if only from being four legged. That's my carrying capacity and I'm not super healthy.
Jeutnarg
Dogs don't have a good structure for holding weight on their back. They can pull far more than they can carry.
Jeutnarg
(2/2) but you should not attempt any serious weight until they are at least 2 years old, since their bones haven't finished growing yet.
ButtTrumpett
Are people really out there riding dogs?
Jeutnarg
Plenty of children, I imagine.
MisterNotFunny
So what does the dog weigh?
EvrGreen7
Ohhhhjjj
alexintheNT
Tree fiddy
CaptainMarkoRamius
ChrisThrasher
Damn it. Beat me to it.
yautjamorph
I sensible chuckled at this ?
dragonherder
That breed 140 - 260 lbs
WhatsThatOnTheFloor
And who’s the reindeer?
Hizoran
DenStortalendeMester
Quizz25S
DaShanghaiKid
Live look of Misternotfunny beating the rest with this comment
GrumpyOldMillennial
The Frisco Kid! Oy, she-at!
lifeguard96
Misternotfunny typing out this comment
Pliskin008
Throw out your hands, stick out your tush, hands on your hips, give them a push, just like that you're doing the French Mistake.
d3jake
If the weight is for her, I'd say she carries it really well.
TimmyDans
I'm not fat I just lack height
NowhereMan313
Nah, she's just eight feet tall.
VanillaJester
If she's eight feet tall then HOW BIG IS THAT PUPPER?
NowhereMan313
Lorge.
MagikarpOP
Fuck you, you beat me to it.
yautjamorph
Sure..
Mindshard
Same...
1potsie
Fuck you beat me too it too!
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Fuck you for beating me off, too!
AlmostLurking
Please! Just stop the fucking beating!