Jan 9, 2017 11:28 PM
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YourPalFriendpatine
Sleeping on your stomach, bad for the sperm count
MoePop
When your beer belly hangs out of the hammock.
potoffle
Thank you for this. I didn't know I needed to see this, but it has made my day!
jennasnster
7 months pregnant here. This picture made me sigh
mantzu
tickle tickle http://imgur.com/3HuDjrp
likeabigpizzapie
Not quite a bed but ... http://www.holo-lilo.com/
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
Tickle tickle
periwinklepanda
I always wanted a bed like this during pregnancy.
UrsaPsi
I want a massage bed that has a hole for my face so i can lay face down and not suffocate
Kristensparkles
Floaty pool raft. You're welcome.
BlueSpaceLizard
Yes! So I can lie on my stomach with a boner.
mefteef
A hole in the bed for your boner.... Why not just make it a flesh-light for...erm...science.
Naithen
same thought here ;D
CapitalNick
Search "milking table". Or don't. I'm an anonymous person. Not the internet police.
kiwiflavored
That was my first thought too! I mean, when I looked at the picture. Didn't even have to read the comments for my dirty mind to do its thing
Well, there may or may not be room under said bed for another person ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tittytantilizer
You might be able to finally pet its belly AND keep your fingers
LuciusNeedful
I honestly have yet to meet a cat that does not like belly rubs. You just have to earn their trust and be gentle, and they will love it.
justarandomduck
You underestimate their hatred
SlaaneshiRightsFront
But not your face, because then the cat loses its fucking shit and jumps, landing on your face before ravaging it with the fury of a 1/2
Khornate berserker 2/2
mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
2/2 slightly disgruntled feminist
HolyHellJezebel
For my boobs.
jelladelta
And my farts. Theoretically speaking...
oyoyoyyyyy
*boob
Me too! And I'm a guy... Now I'm a sad panda
cissakram
Must have
idiotn00b
And my axe
Peldie
Thank you.
CazyDoggieLady
LeahShine88
Actually my internal reaction
TrashPanda17
As a female, I don't have that problem. Makes me a sad panda
Less back pain though. And they won't slap your thighs while walking once you turn 80
Well that's a definite plus. No sag ever here hahah
Kpizza96
at least u have the ability to buy extremely cute bras/bustiers(I want them but theres basically nothing past C cups)don't be a sad panda :)
Thank you! Enjoy the cleavage!
NGC5189
All boobs are good. Some guys prefer big. Some guys prefer small. But boobs aren't why we love someone.
So what you're saying is 'to have and to hold' isn't about the boobs?!
As I understand it. It's about hugs. But it could also be about hand holding if it's a hot summer day.
yuraf
Shrug, I don't like huge boobs and I'm fine with smaller ones. It's about the person, the boobs are just a bonus.
Best reply ever!
YourPalFriendpatine
Sleeping on your stomach, bad for the sperm count
MoePop
When your beer belly hangs out of the hammock.
potoffle
Thank you for this. I didn't know I needed to see this, but it has made my day!
jennasnster
7 months pregnant here. This picture made me sigh
mantzu
tickle tickle http://imgur.com/3HuDjrp
likeabigpizzapie
Not quite a bed but ... http://www.holo-lilo.com/
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
Tickle tickle
periwinklepanda
I always wanted a bed like this during pregnancy.
UrsaPsi
I want a massage bed that has a hole for my face so i can lay face down and not suffocate
Kristensparkles
Floaty pool raft. You're welcome.
BlueSpaceLizard
Yes! So I can lie on my stomach with a boner.
mefteef
A hole in the bed for your boner.... Why not just make it a flesh-light for...erm...science.
Naithen
same thought here ;D
CapitalNick
Search "milking table". Or don't. I'm an anonymous person. Not the internet police.
kiwiflavored
That was my first thought too! I mean, when I looked at the picture. Didn't even have to read the comments for my dirty mind to do its thing
BlueSpaceLizard
Well, there may or may not be room under said bed for another person ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tittytantilizer
You might be able to finally pet its belly AND keep your fingers
LuciusNeedful
I honestly have yet to meet a cat that does not like belly rubs. You just have to earn their trust and be gentle, and they will love it.
justarandomduck
You underestimate their hatred
SlaaneshiRightsFront
But not your face, because then the cat loses its fucking shit and jumps, landing on your face before ravaging it with the fury of a 1/2
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Khornate berserker 2/2
mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
2/2 slightly disgruntled feminist
HolyHellJezebel
For my boobs.
jelladelta
And my farts. Theoretically speaking...
oyoyoyyyyy
*boob
justarandomduck
Me too! And I'm a guy... Now I'm a sad panda
cissakram
Must have
idiotn00b
And my axe
Peldie
Thank you.
CazyDoggieLady
LeahShine88
Actually my internal reaction
TrashPanda17
As a female, I don't have that problem. Makes me a sad panda
kiwiflavored
Less back pain though. And they won't slap your thighs while walking once you turn 80
TrashPanda17
Well that's a definite plus. No sag ever here hahah
Kpizza96
at least u have the ability to buy extremely cute bras/bustiers(I want them but theres basically nothing past C cups)don't be a sad panda :)
TrashPanda17
Thank you! Enjoy the cleavage!
NGC5189
All boobs are good. Some guys prefer big. Some guys prefer small. But boobs aren't why we love someone.
TrashPanda17
So what you're saying is 'to have and to hold' isn't about the boobs?!
NGC5189
As I understand it. It's about hugs. But it could also be about hand holding if it's a hot summer day.
yuraf
Shrug, I don't like huge boobs and I'm fine with smaller ones. It's about the person, the boobs are just a bonus.
TrashPanda17
yuraf
TrashPanda17
Best reply ever!