i need a bed like this

Jan 9, 2017 11:28 PM

beyondblack

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Perfect spot for a chubby cat

Sleeping on your stomach, bad for the sperm count

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When your beer belly hangs out of the hammock.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this. I didn't know I needed to see this, but it has made my day!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7 months pregnant here. This picture made me sigh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tickle tickle http://imgur.com/3HuDjrp

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not quite a bed but ... http://www.holo-lilo.com/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tickle tickle

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always wanted a bed like this during pregnancy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want a massage bed that has a hole for my face so i can lay face down and not suffocate

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Floaty pool raft. You're welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes! So I can lie on my stomach with a boner.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

A hole in the bed for your boner.... Why not just make it a flesh-light for...erm...science.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same thought here ;D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Search "milking table". Or don't. I'm an anonymous person. Not the internet police.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was my first thought too! I mean, when I looked at the picture. Didn't even have to read the comments for my dirty mind to do its thing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, there may or may not be room under said bed for another person ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You might be able to finally pet its belly AND keep your fingers

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

I honestly have yet to meet a cat that does not like belly rubs. You just have to earn their trust and be gentle, and they will love it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You underestimate their hatred

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But not your face, because then the cat loses its fucking shit and jumps, landing on your face before ravaging it with the fury of a 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Khornate berserker 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 slightly disgruntled feminist

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For my boobs.

9 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 3

And my farts. Theoretically speaking...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*boob

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! And I'm a guy... Now I'm a sad panda

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Must have

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And my axe

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Actually my internal reaction

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a female, I don't have that problem. Makes me a sad panda

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

Less back pain though. And they won't slap your thighs while walking once you turn 80

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that's a definite plus. No sag ever here hahah

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

at least u have the ability to buy extremely cute bras/bustiers(I want them but theres basically nothing past C cups)don't be a sad panda :)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Thank you! Enjoy the cleavage!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All boobs are good. Some guys prefer big. Some guys prefer small. But boobs aren't why we love someone.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

So what you're saying is 'to have and to hold' isn't about the boobs?!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

As I understand it. It's about hugs. But it could also be about hand holding if it's a hot summer day.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shrug, I don't like huge boobs and I'm fine with smaller ones. It's about the person, the boobs are just a bonus.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best reply ever!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0