Things only cat people understand

May 29, 2016 12:47 AM

Wineinabox

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Cat hugs at the end of a hard day. Impossible to beat.

"Oh you want to sleep? Here's a dead bird bleeding on your floor. I love you so much."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I never knew my dog was actually a cat all along. It all makes sense now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 das cuz he wuvs u! You’re his Starr!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to take my cat to the vet the other day. She got a painful shot and bit me. I cried and apologised to her. The bite is fine.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only thing better than kitty hugs is baby hugs. Found this out after taking my son home from surgery.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 4

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9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Dogs-They give me food & water, they must be God. Cats-They give me food & water. I must be God.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My cat picked the name Ringo, too!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is the house on the picture with the cat in the sunspot the "the grudge"-house?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dogs have owners, cats have staff!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

What's a 'cat people'? I don't understand

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I stopped buying my cat toys. Now I just give him the cardboard cylinder from toilet paper rolls and watch him be entertained for days.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

A box, a paper bag, a bottle top is all a cat needs.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's face it, fancy toys are for the owner's sake, not the cat's.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I had a cat like #1...only his turf was the kitchen table. He never sat on plated food,but teabags,snack cakes, notepads, etc were under him

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It makes me happy to know other crazy cat people buy Christmas presents for their fur babies too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dog hugs are way better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cat people logic: #1 get upset cat sleeps on new cloth thingy, #2 get upset cat doesn't sleep on new cloth thingy.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Did you mean #3?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oops, yes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spot on.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I thought... /a/fP43k

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The food bowl is still FULL, and my cat starts crying. Every time. With the most pathetic whiny voice ever!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I used to go over and move the food around, made her think it was new food

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sometimes that works with mine, sometimes it doesn't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Regarding #2, Who needs that many pillows for a couch...

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

That cat, apparently!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That means @OP has a gf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Short people, for one.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Moms.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a mom, the 1st pillow for the collection actually arrives with the baby, like a landing pad for when she shoots out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its so you cant lay down comfortably on their couch and mess it up with your footprints because you werent raised by wolves and stop pecking

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

around in the pantry because dinner is in 4 hours and youll ruin your appetite now close the window, the AC is running

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#9: Or when I want dinner, so I come stand on your knee & ankle and stare into your face "Why are you starving me? I'm a good cat!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Omg why do they do this

9 years ago | Likes 244 Dislikes 4

cats are night hunters.. youd think it would be obvious given the eyes, claws, and teeth. you expect them to sleep at night? they do all day

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

It's your cat releasing a lot of energy if it has been in all day

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ghosts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We call that 'crazy-cat o'clock' in our home.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

we call them the 'night crazies'

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're dicks... I have two of them and can confirm... they're dicks

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Chasing mice

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why are you still sleeping at 4am? Get up and do stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Because before we domesticated them, they hunted at dawn and dusk, when their food was awake.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 am and that's when my 10 year old dog and the 1 year old puppy decide that they want to stampede up & down the hallway.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's NASCAT's tryout times.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We once adopted an old cat who couldn't retract her claws. We would here her tapping down the hallway in the middle of the night.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crossfit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are nocturnal and sleep 20 hrs a day

9 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 2

You and your insidious education can get out of here. How dare you?!

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Get a load of the Intelligensia trying to put down the little guy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're receiving messages from the mothership.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

*meowthership

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NASCAT

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

In my house we call it "The Kitty-500." I like NASCAT.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I snorted.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have two, but only the Siamese mix does this, and only after she shits. It like...energizes her or something.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

yeah the Poop-n-Zooms

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poop zoomies

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hmm our cat runs around first to loosen the poopin.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My european did this too, ran laps at full speed with a victorious "MREOW!!!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My late ginger cat always got poop zoomies. Made me envious...why can’t I get energy that way?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a Siamese. Can confirm the shitting and running habit.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My siamese does this too!!! xD you know it's time to clean it up if you can hear the crazy stampede of the happy cat's 'I made poops!!!!!'

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

there is nothing like an exhilarating deuce

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lightening their load shifts them into high gear, seems!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's when they're up hunting demons

9 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 0

I think my brother actually believes this. And he's 27.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Cat's are good - half in half out anyway."

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or being chased by them, dependent on how bad your cat is at being a cat.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Hahaha +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I find myself no longer wanting a cat...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

Get a goddamn cat. At least you won't be biggest asshole in the house anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

They're really not that bad. You get used to their antics. Then again, I've quite literally grown up w/ cats, so my perception 1/

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

might be a little skewed... 2/

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love cats. And I've always wanted one but was never allowed since my dad hated them. I'm living with my boyfriend now so we can get (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

One, but I also like my stuff not ruined lol. All the pictures and stuff just throw me off and make me think I'll hate them afterwards.(2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

If you train them properly and give them enough places to scratch, they should be fine. Remember that cats NEED to scratch; it's part 1/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how they keep their claws and muscles healthy. And they need scratching surfaces in a variety of positions to get them the 2/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it makes you feel better, my cat is a attitude prima-donna boy, but is sweet and loving. No destroying anything. Even sleeps in his bed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, and as someone else suggested: try volunteering at a cat shelter 1st to get more experience before committing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you play with kitty enough they won't mess your stuff up (as much anyways.) Find a neighbor and bring treats, get to know their kitty?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have no neighbours with cats unfortunately. And there are no shelters near by for me to volunteer at.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna contradict the others, and say: don't get a cat. If you're not passionate about pet ownership, you're not ready for it.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have a dog. I love having pets. I'm a passionate pet owner. It's just that cats are quite different than dogs. My dog is well behaved(1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the meantime, perhaps someone you know has a cat which you can cat-sit for a few days; get to know better what it would be like?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0