Having Long Necks with your morning coffee

Aug 11, 2020 12:21 PM

JasonM1

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Are those giraffe plates?!?!

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Well that looks expensive

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Ha that's funny giraffes plate.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i want to go to there

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Is this how the 1% have breakfast??

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Breakfast at Imgur.

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She said, "I think I remember the film."

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When I was a lad, a giraffe caught me in a compromising position with my then-girlfriend. That day, I learned giraffe dicks are purple.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're cute and all but I wouldn't drink after them from that coffee cup.

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Good thing they didn't notice the plates are made out of giraffe

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When I close the Imgur app because I'm bored, just to reopen it again.

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who is she and why does she have 3 giraffes?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks messy. I love it.

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Goddamn long horses, once you have an infestation, a right devil to get rid of

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This place is in Kenya, I’m in Kenya and I’m not even the target market. ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My venture with a similar lodge, but with hippos, wasn't as successful.

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I'd drink out of her cup!

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“They said they’d give me 5 thousand dollars, I said no you won’t you’ll give me that giraffe and they did ha ha they did”

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what a glorious woman!

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First reaction... Oh I didn't see you there... Sure

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Apparently giraffes will die real easy of potassium poisoning, some reporter killed all of the ones at a local park with too many bananas.

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This is in Kenya

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The tiger king sequel looks good

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Where is this, I want to go?!?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would guess it's that famous giraffe lodge in Kenya

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omg that's adorable

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It's all cute fun and games until one of them sneezes.

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Do giraffes carry the rona?

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Not sure, but you don't want to be in the way regardless.

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pretty long windpipe on those guys. lots of room for mucus.

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Hahaha, those birds are like “WTF!?!”

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Every. Single. Bird. Is. A. Reaction. Image...

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But those giraffe plates though

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I probably don't even have money to buy those plates.

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Her dress, too, giraffe print.

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Leela, it's real giraffe, just let yourself go.

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I, too, wish I had this much money.

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Looks like $1375/night for a single room

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All I could think was.. F*ckin rich people.. Lace, tea and GIRAFFES! Like honey, lets go on a safari but with out the dirty outside..

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Oooo yeah glamping. I have such dreams. They have amazing shit you can do on safari, 4 poster beds and showers in a tent town.

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Go to South Africa (once COVID is over) - you can drive yourself in the parks, and get basic 2-person rooms in world-class parks for

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as little as 60 USD/day. Had nyalas come over for peach snacks in Mkhuze, followed by a bushbaby stopping by for a drink.

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You can meet and feed the giraffes in the garden for about £10. Amazing experience.

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Giraffe Manor in Africa, $875 per adult per night, I think USD.

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In Africa yes. In Kenya more specifically.

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And that's for one of the smaller rooms. $1,750 a night for a couple, and it goes up from there.

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It’s a hotel in I believe Kenya. But you’ll still need lots of money because that place is expensive AF.

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Except the same giraffes can be petted +fed, without the massive price tag and wait for a booking, right next door. And it's cheap

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Giraffe manor in Nairobi, Kenya.

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That’s the one! Thanks, I’d forgotten the name. Looks awesome. Can’t afford it.

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Safari trips / comfy standard travel through Africa is expensive af in general. And they should keep it that way. It's more intimate

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I can't speak to every place but I would rather pay a ton and know a place helps the animals than go cheap and see animal abuse

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Absolutely. Also it keeps mass tourism away and makes you appreciate it more. Took my first trip to Africa in December, 6 months paying back

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If you don't mind sharing, not counting the flight costs, how much did it set you back by?

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How rich do you have to be to do something like this?

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10%rich

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https://www.thesafaricollection.com/properties/giraffe-manor/ Looking at some of the packages it seem like 10x the cost of a typical cruise?

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Plane ticket to get there is probably another big chunk of change, though.

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