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Boing boing boing
Sure, it's "body wash"
Ersomer
kerrchak
+1 for Neil banging out the tunes.
ChilledMonkeyBrains
Conk creat ? good dump
oblimo
Fleetwood Mac - Dionysian. ABBA - Apollonian. Hm. Seems legit.
HardOnStrokeFoundation
Bamg those fuckin tunes Neil, god damn
Maxobb
Neil... Cicierga?
Supermutant6112
I wish I had photoshop. I really want to turn #31 into a cursed image by placing the pan on a lit stovetop.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
#5 You might wanna get that diabetes test soon.
gamergirl4thoseNuts
#1 five geckos were pronounced dead in 2014. Frozen to death, I believe was the cause of death recorded. RIP little guys. :(
gamergirl4thoseNuts
The zero-gravity reproduction research, I just think that should of been animal abuse. It's so sad.
GiantOctopus
What are the forbidden sound effects?
shadowsail
Never realized it was a real story, that it was just hatfilms being weird as always https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BkzC5aEDx3o&t=28s
LottaVibrata
Lizard sex sattelite new band name I called it
imnotnakednow
Name an album or song Foton-M #4, after the satellites official name. See how many people see the connection.
GeneralGinger531
This is an absolutely great dump. I am typically a lurker and dont see as many fresh memes as you have presented. These are gourmet memes.
hawfwit
Me growing up in the country-side, making eye contact with a cow: "fuck you looking at cow?" Cow: "moooo"
Khikik
Dead, all of the geckos are dead
christinefromthebean
Dangg, went thru it again and this is the best dump I’ve seen in months if not all year . Loved it all , haven’t seen much of it ! Awesome !
EmmaReiki
#1. This is july.
Kvothefefe
You're actually right, except it was July 2014. Sadly, they didn't make it: https://youtu.be/HNPRad65-Kg
EmmaReiki
Awwww. Nice tho
ialoneambest
Gay Klingons? This dump was clearly posted by a Romulan.
Maxobb
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
#3 +1 for my man Neil, banging out tunes.
pandro
Usenet thread 1990s: "The internet will stamp out ignorance!" "Did you mean extinguish, or produce in large quantities?"
xSoaringWyvern
Thats the warning light for when your wheels need to cool off. It also foretells of the comong of large mechanic bills.
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
#13 this is true. I have a whole book on MIT pranks. It’s called “Nightwork: A History of Hacks and Pranks at MIT” by T. F. Peterson
TheMagicMan98
I stole so much
Maxobb
Good
TheBlaineGame
Conk. Creat.
Sdougy
#20 homie got that donkey D doy
Tsumino79
uh unless there is another dennis the menace i am not aware of #2 is not dennis the menace
davosonion
Family Circus
cheesecake7
I only know the movie...
HiddenSanity
There were two comic strips invented separately on opposite sides of the Atlantic, around the same time with the same name.
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Twyll
There are, in fact, two Dennis the Menaces. (Two Dennises the Menace?) One British, and one American.
mightyjazzman
Deni the Meni.
christinefromthebean
I love the pigeon prank one , I wonder what happened second home game too ?
pangolinx
It's an urban legend
christinefromthebean
I wonder if they came the second game, I feel like it would have happened another game or so
pangolinx
it's an urban legend... meaning, it didn't actually happen. it isn't real. But yes, maybe the imaginary pigeons did show up at more games
ImGoingBackToBed
Shhhhhhh
nopost
Yeah but Duke Cannon soap is pretty funny and pretty decent. You can by a big ass brick of it
Kwinion
Been using the bricks for years, i was so stoked when I found the body wash at target.
GrayXIII
Same here! The body wash seems newer and also last forever.
yoimchadzilla
Duke Cannon is my go to body wash. Also their bloody knuckles hand balm is pretty great.
cr107
Brick of soap and the scrubber pouch last like 3 months. It’s awesome.
ArgonSpark
Mine lasted about 2 weeks.
MrBoogerPig
That’s honestly why I haven’t bought one yet. I’m afraid I won’t like it and I won’t want to throw it away
Sugarcrotch
Leonon
Mystery Inc. had a nazi bird that killed a member of the Scooby Gang.
maninthedarkness
A watched a bit of A Pup Named Scooby Doo and it was pretty good.
Sugarcrotch
meh kinda a rip off of loony tunes
pandro
The 1998 Zombie Island tv movie departed from the formula, which was meant to show kids that supernatural shit isn't real. Instead they 1/
pandro
had "actual" zombies and at the end released their souls to cross to the "Other Side." I let my kid watch it expecting it to reinforce 2/
pandro
that ghosts etc aren't real. Instead it encouraged my kid's fears. Grrr! 3/3
Sugarcrotch
WTF do you mean the shit aint real? ive seen the shadow demons they are real and they are lurking
MyOtherRideIsAValkyrie
Whoever wrote the headline for #1 deserves a raise
ExplainThisJoke
That's Dave the perverted reporter. Everything he writes includes the possibility of sex. "Trump meets with Kim Jong Un, possibly for sex".
PlueRyvius
Getting to write a headline like that is a reward in and of itself.
ZOMGNO
#GoGetThoseGeckos spoiler alert, although the hashtag went viral... they all died. John Oliver did his best though
imnotnakednow
Fruit flies onboard lived, and reproduced, so it wasn't a complete failure!
theoriginalEitring
You're right and +1, but the beauty of the imgur app is it was faster to scroll back to the top than click the link to see it...
DeathBy1000PaperCuts
The Gecko Roman empire
Aaronb1138
I really vastly more worried about the evolution of cephalopods in a million years than reptiles.
HipsterFett
Sure. But the commenter seems to think that creatures having sex on a satellite will somehow have time and energy to invade.
Ryanator50
time + Radiation.
cptdickhead
They also think the Russian lizard men won’t attack until after this year
Wattsupdoc
Or that they had enough food to last this long
BenderRodriguz1010
Or that anyone cares about any of this because it WAS A JOKE
MissAizea
Depending on how much young they had, they might be able to make it by subsisting on their young
Iamnottheoneandonly
The young lizards would take more food to make than you’d get from eating them
Lipwigzer
PSA: If you make it to the end of a dump, it is polite to leave an upvote.
claytonmachine95
Not everyone can make it though. Just look at Elvis
SeeMyVests
Subtle
Sugarcrotch
how do we know he didnt make it though? maybe the final push is what killed him
IDontKnowTHIRDBASE
Alive or not, he finished the dump