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So my dad has had these ceramic dinosaurs since he was 18 and ive always thought they were hilarious! He left me them in his will. I wish i knew the artist so i could buy more and add to the collection.
Ceramic 'dinosaurs' they have always been called the dick colelction so i wish he wrote that instead.
Squished boobs no dick.
Long dick
Tiny dick
Sharp shooter dick
Flasher dick
RateDickpic
I’d rate these like 4/10.
Unverified
Noting says I love you quite like a dick collection
karasamune
Hypoxicith
I see your father was a man of class as well.
Titsonthewing
PLEASEdontSENDmeTITTIES
Those are actually pretty neat/interesting. And hey, at least he didn't leave you a collection of real penises. Sorry for your loss, though.
HaikuCarChase
Life is hard, but it's good you have something hilarious to remember him by. He sounds fun. Thanks for sharing the amused ceramic confusion
MironGaines
*superbad music plays*
Zkaletus
were they actually meant to be dinos, or was dinos just a code word
KayteePotatee
Dinos was a code word lol they have always been dicks
SavageMaiden
He was a dick.
citizenkayt
Hello fellow Caitlin! If you check the bottom of the ceramics, they might have a potter's mark. That might lead you to the manufacturer :)
DetectiveSloth
sick username dude
SickOfThisCessPool
Those things look awesome. I really want one like them.
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
Antiques Roadshow. Do it, it will be awesome.
TwatBurger9000
Sorry for your loss, congrats on the gain of cool dick dinos though
soejmud
Too few people die before their time. So, condolences. Though this is some cool inheritance.
LiamW1337
This is a very specific form of art.
cluckythehorse
NullRageGaming
Your father was a weirdo! A GLORIOUS fucking weirdo! I'm sorry for your loss.
Dionysianmasks
Sorry about your dad, but he had a great sense of humor. I love the first one.
Rifneno
Condolences. :(
flyingskejaquita
Was he a Roman? They loved their dick sculptures
originalBabewiththePower
I don't know if it will work but maybe reverse image search on Google will lead you somewhere.
LosPer
These belong in the most formal room of your house. :) Sorry for your loss, @op
hididdlyhoneighboreeno
circlebreaker
MATTYBE87
I have one of these!! My Dad had it on his work desk for years and gave it to me a few years ago.
MATTYBE87
It's one with a massively long dick and it's tied in a knot.
KayteePotatee
Ive never seen them before or again do you know the artist or brand name? Id love to buy more to add to the collection!
MATTYBE87
I have no idea at all sorry. I can ask my old man next time I call him. He may know.
KayteePotatee
Awesome thanks so much! My dad couldnt remember either he got them for his 18th around the 1980s
MetaSomma
Probably a long shot but there's an artist in Gatlinburg that does some stuff kinda like this. No idea what his name is unfortunately
optimusbrine
I like a silly challenge so I tried to look around online to see if I could find anything. I found some that were stylistically (1/?)
optimusbrine
similar (mostly from the 60s and 70s) but not close enough to be the same artist. I didn't find anything via reverse image search, (2/?)
optimusbrine
but I did learn that etsy has an entire "naughty ceramics" section, so that's fun to know. Are there any markings on the bottoms, @OP? (3/3)
KayteePotatee
No there's no markings or artists initials on any of them
optimusbrine
Dang, that's a bummer. I hope you figure out where they came from!
nNotTheOne
Wait for 1000 years when humans live in spaceships and try sell it.
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