Imgur is actually ISIS

There is a good chance everything you know about your favorite picture sharing website is a lie. Imgur may actually by the terrorist organization ISIS. You’re likely thinking at this point that this claim is ridiculous. But I promise that the evidence presented here today will change your views.

I want to first make clear that these are only accusations. Imgur LLC and its affiliates have not been formally charged with any crimes. The evidence presented here has already been transferred to the proper authorities. A federal investigation is already underway.

The first piece of evidence we have is the name itself. Imgur looks a lot like Iran when you’re super high. Iran is the number one state sponsor of terrorist organizations. The Islamic state is one of the most notorious terrorist organizations. They’re probably getting some of that sweet Iranian cash.

My second piece of evidence is that the two groups use similar hierarchies. Participants can earn ranks through a point system. Those with the most points become more regarded. The leadership, however, will always remain in charge no matter how many points anyone else gets.

My third piece of evidence is the mascot. Imgur uses a giraffe to represent its business. That might sound pretty innocent but it’s not. ISIS worships the Islamic god Da’praūnel which is most often depicted as a giraffe covered in cute kittens.

That takes me to my fourth piece of evidence. The kittens are a dead giveaway that they are at least connected to terrorism. Imgur helped kittens become the sarcastic but lovable pets we know today. Before the website launched cats were seen as common street pests.

Cats lived in alleyways and storm drains and no one took them home as pets. That’s why the musical Cats takes place in an alleyway. Because that’s where cats used to live. Imgur then popularized the idea of owning cats as a pet. ISIS was using cats as pets decades before the western world.

My sixth and final piece is evidence is the most damning. President Donald Trump probably doesn’t use Imgur. That’s strange considering Imgur is the most popular image sharing website. The president has clearly shown he is internet savvy with his midnight tweets. The only logical reason he wouldn’t be using Imgur is if he had classified information that connects Imgur to ISIS.

My team also believes that the Imgur camp was actually a training group to recruit domestic terrorists. We are still gathering evidence for that allegation.

I rest my case. *jazz hands out*