TheAnalFistingPornStarLegendJohnnyShitKnuckles
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dennys what the fuck
Dec 9, 2016 10:33 PM
TheAnalFistingPornStarLegendJohnnyShitKnuckles
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T0ddzilla
That username though.
JarJarDrinks
About that username, dude....
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
tried it, it actually works.
thisisthefirstoneitried
Good way to catch acanthamoeba!
josip217
this was sent by my favorite porn legend
kerbingo
the denny's tumblr is a gift to humanity
zeacorzeppelin10
Caffeine straight to the eye
MisterBrent
That username, though. My sides.
CaptSheffield
Christ, you know someone is going to do that.
FancyOaf
That's pretty metal
PeterNormal
why does this make me want coffee?
TylerTheAnarchist
I don't know but Ive decide to go to dennys for breakfast.
ParielSalad
we not gonna talk about OP's name?
peterismyhusband
Wow that username though...
lvsv
I want Denny's now...to bad I live in Sweden where all breakfast diner food is like $20
OliverClothesoff70
Reminds me a little of something I posted a while back:
Diskocheese
Sriracha all the way ya pansies!
Thisusernameisalreadytakenisalreadytaken
The username checks out
PickledPoundCake
Johnny Shit Knuckles is back
reverseblumpkin
He was always with us in spirit ...
thethirdeye
PromotedFromLurker
Oh is that was red-eyes from coffee shops are for? Never knew!
vibezwell
I'm sure there will be idiots who try this !
BurgleStar
Thought it was soy sauce
footfoe
That would make them asian contact lenses.
EarElephant
ZephyrShikashi
I thought somebody would dip a fish oil capsule in soy sauce o.0
PuppyWhisperer
That username though
TOTOAFRICA
Everybody jokes about Denny's being the place you go only when you're drunk, but I actually really like it. Better than IHOP and Perkins imo
Flyndaran
They had a very bad issue with institutionalized racism.
TOTOAFRICA
Shit, for real? What happened?
snotcaulk
The progressive (pancake) stack.
Tunaccat
http://imgur.com/43HA7QH
HOLAKOOO
wasn't that cracker barrell? just like the name suggests?
Shizdigly
That name never gets old
NuggetsForKitty
Lilstrawberrymoon?
tehzpoon
His posts are often funny enough to have me already laughing and then I notice the name and lose it
SendMeYourFoods
Denny's?
InboxMeYarBootyPics
No, OP
SendMeYourFoods
Ahhhh the "original poster", just wanted to make sure it was Denny's
umasr001
♫ The best part of waking up is FUCK IT'S IN MY FUCKING EYE FUCK ♫
NightingGale6
.
Esnoopydo
I was the 800th upvote :)
drsoultrain
You win.
TurtleTurbach
Hilarious
DeadWombat
I wasnt gonna upvote until i saw this comment
Obandigo
I like chicken, I hate my liver. Meth mix, Meth mix please deliver.
fenixking
????the best part of waking up, Is going back to sleep????
MelodiousDissonance
The best part of waking up is fucking your eyes up! <--- better rhyme, less funny
sheshazelnuts
Yup. I sang it.
nickknack7
♫The best, part, of waking up, is nicotine in your eyes!♫
clancysmum
So much better than the original. This is what I will hear now whenever the ad comes on. Bless you for that.
JayneVimes
Ah, some nice approximate rhyme
thegreattasteoflymon
I was the 1886th upvote.
usersubbordercontrol
Perfect
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Hello top comment. Enjoy your thousand points.
Djinnistorm
The best part of waking up, IS COCAINE IN YOUR CUUUUUP!
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ImGonnaRickRollYou
Prat
zeacorzeppelin10
Do you want some ******* cocaine
DustyMcKnuckles
It's been a while since I've seen that whole movie gif- thanks!
YourMethadoneFuel
remember this dino gif
ThePrimrose
Everytime I thought it was over it just kept going. What a long and glorious gif
IPostStaleMemes
Is there an original video and if so and I acquire the link to said video?
IMadeThisAccountForButts
https://youtu.be/6mMPhs6je8Y Its not the original video but the clips are in same orded
SomeCrazyNerd
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE!!
TotallyNotStalin
HELP CALL AMBERLAMPD!!
djhash
MnemonicMonkeys
2014?
justaporcupine
YOU WANT SOME FUCKIN COCAAAAINE?
Gouiya
That wasn't a gif. that was a journey.
AIterdcarbon
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Minerman1312
The dogs face always gets me
Leedleleedl
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ErinFromTheOffice
I love companies that understand that social media is a fucking joke.
hottpunkchick
Yeah and Facebook is all grandmas and drama now...
ShotgunMage
Their entire Tumblr is like that, too.
kr18
Arby's and Denny fucking killing social media right now
dragonadamant
You'll love Arby's' Facebook page then. :D
QuiGonVader
Just nihilist Arby's
ErinFromTheOffice
Yup. Real great.
Ringshadow
The Denny's Tumblr is supposedly not owned by Denny's. Which might be even weirder.
ScotlandSaysFuckYouLongshanks
Got any examples of their posts?
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ScotlandSaysFuckYouLongshanks
Username checks out, thanking you
Justineer
I would be more surprised if it wasn't, considering how lawsuit-baiting this post is.
ShotgunMage
Interesting because their literature gives the address to it
spacegirl9498
Yup just a random girl that saw an opportunity and grabbed it by the pussy
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
Wait... The opportunity's or the girls?
bigredfiretruk
both, she grabbed her own pussy then the opportunity. it was a long night
igivetheinternets
The pussy grabs back
YesIamTheDevilButIDontExistSoDontListenToMeBesidesIamNotADoctor
if you make a solution of saline and cocaine... it works even better...
introducedhertomystove32
Done and done
HugfordBlops
I can see through time now.
QueenofCraptarctica
RelevantForOnce
salaine they call it
SonicBoomYourFamily
EYE CAN SEE FOREVER
ThisIsAlz
I prefer using the saline as an enema and putting the coke up my dickhole
Equinox13
Hold up, your username tells me you're NOT a doctor. Is this scientifically supported medical advice?!
DrTacticalKeyboard
yes it is... good advice, meh. but advice none the less
aleister94
I just use a little long island Brain slice
Samaedag
There's an actual joke in Sherlock Holmes (with RDJ) about him "drinking drops for eye surgery" because the shit is cocaine.
Pundamentalist
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
You will lose blood flow to the conjunctiva but your whites will never be whiter
Mortalnick
There is actually a test for Horner's syndrome where you put dilute cocaine on the eye. Did I mention I'm an eye doctor? >.>
boobookittyfluck
Really? White cane brigade bitch here...I'm partially sighted and trying to write a cookbook. I've Tourettes too. My eye doc is a saint.
Failiure
Eye see...
WisconsinCheesing1
i'm counting on an imgurian fulfilling their destiny by inventing cocaine eye drops.
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
So... these exist. Cocaine is a schedule II in the US and is still used in some dental and surgical procedures.
WisconsinCheesing1
great job, imgur! i knew you could do it!
BoozinYooper
Nice username
thisuserdoesnotexisthere
My ex never changed her solution or cleaned her case. She just topped it off. This is what I imagined it looked like.
mellowdrama
She's probably using a red tipped cane by now.
thisisnotmyname
I do this sometimes... I assure you it doesn't look like that, but who knows how long she did it for
aselleus
I went into my Dad's bathroom for some medicine and glanced at the contact case. Solution/case was fucking yellow. He went to med school too
bigredfiretruk
by disinfecting and cleaning stuff, youre just robbing your bodies opportunity to strengthen its immune system. BAN ALL SANITIZERS!
hottpunkchick
I know you're being sarcastic but I think many people are way too freaked out by germs.
StarLion19
Enjoy the eye ulcers and bacterial infections
SlightlyRacistBanana69
Ugh *shudder*. I had an eye ulcer a few months ago because I didn't take my contacts out often enough. You best believe when I found (1/2)
SlightlyRacistBanana69
(2/2) out how close I was to losing sight in that eye, I don't sleep in my contacts anymore.
chunkblaster
I don't understand why anyone would want to in the first place, your eyes are so dry when you wake up! It's so uncomfortable
SlightlyRacistBanana69
Honestly I didn't usually have that problem. Not sure if it was the kind of contacts I had (Acuvue Oasys, really good brand) or my eyes
chunkblaster
Same thing I got but I can't leave them in more than about 16hours max they start getting a little foggy and irritate my eyes
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
Thank you. Now I'm definitely going to remember not to sleep in contacts. I used to do it all the time a few years ago
Flyndaran
I got a nasty eye infection from just wearing mine too long. Switched to glasses and only get annoyed at rain.
hottpunkchick
Aw ur life seems adorable lol sry just imagining u getting frustrated with rain on ur glasses haha
Flyndaran
My vision sucks enough. Adding obscuring rain makes it dangerous to cross the street.
puffineggnog
I had a friend that would moisturize her contacts with saliva when they got too dry.
Xplode441
Dummy, you're supposed to use urine.
aselleus
Knew someone who would lick their hard contacts.
puffineggnog
Yeah, she wore hard contacts also. I guess it's more common than I thought.
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
I did that
Tacticalassaultbacon
Did she want ocular toxoplasmosis? Because that's how you get ocular toxoplasmosis.
hottpunkchick
And maybe ants
aselleus
Do you also get it by petting a cat with your eyes?
Tacticalassaultbacon
I've had a patient contract it and they were definitely not a cat person. But yeah, petting cats with your eyes will do it too lol
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Dear lord that sounds like a really really really bad idea. She's blind now, I assume?
ReallyBadAtImgur
Could've been why they're not together anymore. She just couldn't see reason.
thisuserdoesnotexisthere
She's not. I showed her a couple news stories about blindness and that solution recall a few years back. She switched to glasses.
feawen
She could use daily disposable contacts. Never clean them, one use and throw away. Good if you only need once a week,price and hygiene wise!
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Years ago when I wore contacts daily, I always used one-day disposables. So much easier. No mess and always fresh lenses. Bliss.
iloveallcats
I wear those every day. Worth every penny during allergy season.
thisuserdoesnotexisthere
If I ever see her again (unlikely) I'll tell her that.
feawen
I guess I was talking about her as an example for others more than actually her lol