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BeerForAll
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mythology333
I've alway wanting to play. But I never learned how and I don't know anyone willing to play.
Blagshak
I heard you got undead problems, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a Lich ain't one. -Clerics-
Chewthestitches
Gunslinger: Invention is life. And, in your case, Death.
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BoozeHound001
Brawler: I like punching things...a lot
krapmyself
Bard: this one time I was singing at some kolbolds and they just died. It was weird.
JamesAwkboner
This is so old that it belongs in a museum yet still no one has fixed the fact that the monk and paladin quotes are mixed up.
chrishallett83
There is a bard in my 4E group that insults people to death with haikus. And he's a gnome! It's great!
Farugah
No love for Rangers?
BeerForAll
Not sure about the source sorry
HabermasGoneWild
Druid: *woof woof *
qtRaven
Better breakdown of character classes: http://imgur.com/t/dungeons_and_dragons/UGiF7
nicklefarts
Druid: CAW CAW CAW
wafflesmgee
That Monk one gave me fucking chills.
Xanthus179
I expected to not be able to find the rogue in the picture. Slightly let down.
jetflight
Besides - that barbarian makes 0 sense.I mean, he's DRESSED, for one.We all know manBarbs dress in loincloth, femBarbs in mithril g-strings.
okayyeahigetit
I LOVE THE BARBARIAN YUS
jetflight
Note: They all died embarrasing deaths soon after through repeated rolls of 1 while doing petty, mundane shit that a kid could've pulled off
VooDoo42O
Did any one else notice that the bars is the disturbed album cover guy
BeerForAll
Yeah, kinda fitting for a class about magic through music
VooDoo42O
indeedish. Would of used a better band
Phoqup
D&D question, since I kinda want to get into it. What's the difference between a cleric and a paladin?
Lilly64
Paladin is 75% melee and 25% divine magic, cleric is 25% melee and 75% divine magic
Phoqup
Dope, thank you
questionablechoices
How is the bard's not "I insult things and they die, I'm just that cool.".
theMayorOfWhoville
My single favorite thing to do is kill shot with vicious mockery.
questionablechoices
Watch Critcal Role, one of the players plays a Bard who makes up limericks and songs on cue and sings them to the party. Very funny
DammitIHadSomethingForThis
You should watch Force Grey. Brian Posehn plays a bard and convinces a monster to shove it's head up its own ass
SinkOrAbel
Got to do that to a tengu. Insulted their mimicry. DM made their mimicry suddenly going crazy and it smashed it's face into wall to death.
qtRaven
Alt Concepts:![]()
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Thunderthunder
Go back again a re-read these, but this time imagine a dude in a fedora with a sword and my little pony in his hands. You're welcome.
Kompresor
I've seen this post before but this time that's exactly how it sounded to me.
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
I just read a cringe dump, I skipped all of these because that's all I could think about.
LonelyBrannigan
Yep, did that the first time. Cringed = 1
nubs0112
That's how I started it lol. Too many cringe dumps today.
Actualcookie
I need a bucket.
SwanWings
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
FirstThingThatCameToMind
The ultimate tool to disarm anything badass.
sticksosteel
Goddamnit that is perfect. +1
Thunderthunder
I read all the fp cringe dumps then read this and made the connection. Literally the same shit. "I'm amazing at a thing"
k1720014
My first mentor called me E'lir because I was clever and I knew it. My first real lover called me Dulator because she liked the (1/???)
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sound of it. I have been called Shadicar, Lightfinger, and Six-String. I have been called Kvothe the Bloodless, Kvothe the Arcane, and (2/?)
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Kvothe Kingkiller. I have earned those names. Bought and paid for them. But I was brought up as Kvothe. My father once told me it (3/????)
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meant "to know." I have, of course, been called many other things. Most of them uncouth, although very few were unearned. (4/?)
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I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and (5/?)
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left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. (6/?)
Tassyr
Aw. And now I'm reminded of how I can't find a game, still. :(
jesophat
You can also try roll20.com. Plenty of games to be had, and you can narrow down groups by times they play at.
Tassyr
Workin' on that right now. :)
BeerForAll
R/lfg man tons of people on reddit looking
Tassyr
Yeah, I've got a really narrow availability window and aside from that a completely flexible schedule. Also the last few times I 1/2
Tassyr
Er. RANDOM. RANDOM schedule. Not flexible. Damn cold meds.
Tassyr
tried posting in /r/lfg I got told I was the worst sort of scum for not playing right. XD 2/2
balencedrago
That is very dark campaign you're running. My bards usually just fuck around while my sorcerer tries to take over the world and 1/2
FirstThingThatCameToMind
My bard is a singing priestess to a death god.
Mwogeneral
In Pathfinder they made a mixed class called warpriest (cleric/fighter with a little bit of pally mixed in)I would just Leroy mmjenkies shit
LordGrundy
I playing a warpriest in an ongoing campaign, it is the best fun I've had in D&D so far
theMayorOfWhoville
My bard is loosely based off Sam Elliott and just persuades or insults his way with southern charm out of most situations.
HelloThisIsHades
Ever tried to DM a campaign for a group of four wild sorcerers - all with Chaotic neutral alignments? *Muffled Screaming*
aussysadmin
You want fire? TOO BAD!!! YOU GET A THOUSAND CHICKENS WITH DYSENTERY!!!
andtherestofheavenwasblue
That sounds fucking hilarious
HypersonicHero
Paladins I have learned, Lawful good does not mean lawful nice.
inverseCosinePadawanmeme
Whitecloaks baby! So lawful... To their laws. Which aren't good but they think they are.
BeerForAll
Sounds alot like my DnD game haha
JollyGreenAl
Haha I was the Sorcerer taking the world over to my Bard, the legendary bard of legend, singing classic rock, like carry on my wayward son.
balencedrago
My paladin tries to keep the god damn campaign moving along.
twinly92
My cleric is like the single parent. I have to wrangle the rest of my party to keep things moving
DiscipleOfAnorak
Just like Reinhardt. He's a paladin btw
Mixelphlick
God speed to your paladin. I've been the voice of reason in a party that included someone who fondly referred to themselves as "plot killer"
SirReffo
"DMs hate him"
simsl
Other PCs hate him also.
LockeLongmast
Everyone hates that guy. Don't be that guy.