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Homos go to Hell
Apr 8, 2018 1:17 PM
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Leepsay11
E A G L E S! World champs!
WannabMrsLee
Not gay, but would still make out with another girl right in front of those a$$h@/-$
hiddenzamek
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
As a geigh, I definitely obey Jesus. He's my hot Latino muscle daddy!
FuckTammy
choakid999
I always feel like, if at any point you say “obey” you need to rethink your life decisions.
daveplaysbass
Obey. Obey. Obey. For the greatness and glory of [insert your master here].
TerribleBurdenOnSociety
I'll have what she's having
SAUSAGEmcmuffinwithHASHbrowns
Fly eagles fly
Sk3tz0
Kissing dont mean u gay.. wanna pis thrm off get of the strapon at the rally..
AnythingMuchShorter
Hell is full of: Gays, Lesbians, Tweakers, Metalheads, Punks, Strippers, Hookers, Fornicators - Tickets $45 at the door $30 in advance.
guacamolecereal
Go, Birds!
MagicTofu
Fly Eagles, fly!
AngryYoungMan
DancingPanther
Go birds baby
TheGhostofLionelHutz
We all we got. We all we need!
flyeaglesfly17
No one likes us, and we don’t care
TheBelcherKids
casbott
I'm straight, but if I see one of those protesters I'm going to same sex kiss just to trigger them. Then I'm going to tell them I'm straight
Wellshiet
no you won't. I get your point, but you won't.
GuW69
I know 2 straight girls who did just that...
Vhyson
BMRSNR6868
WHO IN HELL would downvote this? Begone with yourself!!
ZKrock
Blonde: How fake are dem titties?
Sionas
If there is a God, I'd leave the decision making of eternal paradise or damnation up to it. Seems a bit extreme either way though.
wolfebane42
If there really is a god who knows and sees the grand vastness of creation for every moment of eternity,I'd like to think he wasn't so petty
flyeaglesfly17
UpvotingtheHotButton
laton
Hey hey hey, stick to licking donuts, ok?
getotterhere
BigJewishHulk
That's so much hotter than all the twerking videos combined
UpvotingtheHotButton
I like the fidgeting.
indrada3290609
Who is she?
UpvotingtheHotButton
Ariana Grande.
FilthyPierre
https://imgur.com/DpdsnhF
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Who grabs someone's face like that when they kiss them, though? Frickin' weird.
OldFriendForDinner
questionableanswers
GobIinSIayer
What does she really say tho? This makes it hard to believe she says anything else.
Badger96
Its good pudding i think? idk
Hypobaric
Looks like "He's a good person."
Gloriously
Tikityler
Is that Megas XLR?
Justwanttomakecomments
Yes, yes it is.
Tikityler
Such a great show.
z3lfmoord
ISayFuckAllTheTime
God hates noone.
sarcamic
hitler maybe?
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Nope. Hate the sin, love the sinner.
sarcamic
13 Just as it is written: “Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated.” 14 What then shall we say? Is God unjust? Not at all! -romans9
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Romans 9, verses 13 and 14? Correct? I'll have to look that up! Thanks! I feel fucking informed now! :)
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Ah, looked it up. The Hebrew word directly translates to "loved less." Could also mean hated, but only in dif context. Mistranslation.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
So, "Esau I loved less." Makes more sense considering "God is love" n such.
sarcamic
it's written in greek not hebrew, and that's not the correct translation is just a partial definition. detest, hate, love less
Iaimtomisbehave
Then Bill shows up:
v .
digitaloutlawactual
Bill Clinton peepin ftw
stainlessteelmohawk
I'm burning right now. What u talking about? LOL
z3lfmoord
thatwoodguy
the actual fuck?
MiCasaEsMufasa
Almost missed it. +1
Corntana
Lunchie
.....I see you creeper Clinton, u do u
lebensmuede
The dresses are so alike that for a second I thought they were conjoined twins...
Deunderscoremoralize
urge to merge
Livingstone98
And thus, a new kink is born.
Compound515
sprinckletitties
The dude staring at them makes it.
Wakborder517
Even better, it’s Bill Clinton.
sprinckletitties
I meant the random anti-gay protester.
Wakborder517
Oh lmao that one
Phischstaebchen
Bill! ☺️
GoodOleMusky
wait how did you comment an emoji...
PullShporttel
Oh you're gonna ♥ this.
7degreesfromkevinbacon
Like this ☺
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
Which one? I see minimum of three.
sprinckletitties
Not the guy loving it, the guy that's right about their heads. The one who is confusedly loving it.
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
Then there’s also far right, dude about 30 feet away leaning against the wall who looks very interested too.
Arconyte
Am I blind or are they looking in a completely different direction?
nopantspartypooper
Well... it is the city of brotherly love
amysteriousbrownie
If you ask me, the city of brotherly love isn’t Philadelphia, it’s Detroit.
PresidentJohnFKennedy
If we’re being honest it’s probably somewhere in Alabama....
Counterfit
I bet you have a brother that's a jazz musician or some such
nopantspartypooper
I think the most brotherly love is probably the shower at the state penitentiary... or, penetrationtairy
MasticatingMastodon
These are sisters, it doesn't count.
AnotherOneBitesTheCrust
They’re like brothers, only they do each other’s hair
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
Wait is philly in West Virginia?!
nopantspartypooper
I guess the sign holder must be from westboro... but the gals are wearing eagles gear...
stainlessteelmohawk
Doesn't every Virginia need some wurst? JK
RickySpanishhhhh
Funny thing is the whole point of the crucifixion was that sin was forgiven and we were no longer bound by the laws of the old testament.
Koravel34
That argument doesn't work since the NT also is against homosexuals. Part of the reason I left the church.
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Whole thing is retarded. Like a book says that we are forgiven, but then another book says that sike fuck you and your sinning ass.
matthdew
There are passages in the new testament which regard homosexuality as "wrong" Romans 1:26-27, 1 Corinthians 6: 9-10, 1 Timothy 1:9-10
RickySpanishhhhh
I stand corrected. Ah well. Fuck the rules.
UnamusedCat
I'm sorry if this is offensive, but nobody should care. It's a book. Think for yourself and take only what is reasonable from old books.
LifeEaterVirus
Which metaphysical practice do you believe in ardently? Tarot? Astrological signs? Reiki? Pure curiosity on my part.
matthdew
Nah I'm not christian and I don't have any beef with gays. I'm just pointing out that there are indeed passages.
Boom365
nashbem
Is that from the x files episode lol
StrangelyGrimm
jump4jesus
Why is this so funny?
theslowestsloth
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Because god doesn’t exist
perterbedtomcat
Because we all knew or know someone like this.
electrotoxins
For a serious (albiet probably boring) answer: the caption "wait until God hears about this" below the man* with the slightly disappointed 1
electrotoxins
Expression implies that the man is saying/thinking the caption in dissatisfaction with whatever the reaction image** is posted in relation 2
electrotoxins
To which suggests to the reader that the man is going to tattletail to God about whatever the image is posted in relation to. This 3
electrotoxins
Creates the scene of the man running up to God and telling him about the previous image/post to which god will respond to by getting up in 4
electrotoxins
This thread is 8 posts long, if that is too much for anyone then pm me and ill send you dog pictures instead.
IBuiltAFreakingArk
"Obey jesus", yeah threats are how He got messages across, keep it up and see how many people you "save"
Wellshiet
That's the thing with religion, it's all up to interpretation. That's why you get hate groups and terrorism.
sarcamic
Eisegesis vs exegesis
SpruceCaboose
Right? How can someone write "obey" their religion and not see how much that sounds like something a tyrannical regime would do?
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
That is literally what people do though. They think if they obey the rules they'll get a reward and avoid punishment. >
QuotesBecausePeopleDontTrustStrangers
If things like heaven, hell and promised prosperity weren't part of religion, nobody would 'believe' in them.
AsSeenByMacaroni
Jesus never said a word about gay people or gay behavior, ironically
matthdew
He was also Jewish, so the point may have been moot no?
MrFnortner
The Bible is all make-believe anyway, so it really doesn't matter what it says. Might as well get your morality from Gone With The Wind.
MrFnortner
BTW, anyone who has to have an authoritative list of things not to do to be a good person is deeply and profoundly immoral to begin with.
sarcamic
Laws?
MrFnortner
The people who wrote that book were a nasty bunch of patriarchs not unlike the ayatollahs of today. You would do well to toss it out.
DadApproved
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XaPhobia
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
I'd turn gray if she did that to me as well
Tazerfingers2501
Mission failed, we’ll get em next time
SickOfThisCessPool
That's the fastest gay conversion I've ever seen.
OffendedSkeleton
ChickensAreGoodPets
LOL
MOGoblins
I’d like to believe that was his friend and he gestured at him like “Help me”
kwayzar
This is one of my fav gifs. 1+
invisibulman
Her face says this is not the first time she has seen this move pulled.
Zasep
I wish I had the confidence of a fat drunk girl.
totesmahgotesistakenandIwantitplease
Poor Shazza
iamawaffleiron
I love the instant look of disgust on her face. That face is the "I want see a manager face".
BreadyStinellis
While she is super cringeworthy, you have to admire her confidence.
pfsar
If men did that to women it would be considered sexual assault.
MasticatingMastodon
She looks loud.
CidColetti
So loud, and irritating.
NeroSphere
And British
tertiarybutylmercaptaintitz
She sounds look?
baconandplagues
She sounds hideous
LTR2009
'... But She has a great personality.'
YouThinkThatsBad
https://youtu.be/SIoHwQZqQvE
FragileDonkey
She looks like ..
https://youtu.be/TmtkNrufSwQ
RonSwansonCat
"LAY OFF MAN I'M STARVIN!!!"
Workid
*round
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
Dude is that ripped, and he still wouldn't be able to bench press that cow
labyrinthconvention
Conversion Therapists HATE HER
MoistCrumbs
"Oh shit, I've turned him gay!"
Dudeitsonlyme
Damn she would turn any guy gay.
ThicclikePaulBunyan
"AGAIN"
TinyGecko
i love the way he keeps smiling like 'ahhh my boyfriend knows i aint cheating so its all cool'
JonRichardsonsDustMop
I wonder if he's even gay or if that's his best bud saving him.
CooCooCaChew
Malibongwe
The former, I say
Arock77
I'd go for a dude also if that was all up on me
laton
This made me laugh more than I should of.
CatsandStars
Should have* It sounds like 'should of' when speaking but you are actually saying should've, which is the contraction for 'should have.'
DadApproved
LOL, that guy might not even be gay.
casbott
Not until she turned up.
ImGonnaKickYouRightSquareInTheNeeeuutz
I think his buddy was just being a good wingman
UsuallyComments
Best freaking wingman ever.