Mar 28, 2015 3:58 PM
mrboomshakalaka
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boopsboop2
This is me next weekend, wish me luck
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
If by phenomenal cosmic powers you mean the ability to eat Lucky Charms as dinner, then yes.
NabooThatsWho
This is how my 7th grade algebra teacher explained exponents and I still use it when teaching my college kids
fecklar
and the fridge doesn't magically fill with food every week
thisisyourtime
So true!
arboktellsajoke
RIP
AnonOmis1000
Anyone else imagine the inside of that lamp was really like the TARDUS? Shit tons of room?
Cheomesh
Pft, when I moved out I get EVEN MORE crippling poverty. Except with a 3 mile walk to work.
AwkwardGirl4691
I love this so much xD ^~^ and this scene always cracks me up xD
gotback
i moved out of my mom's house last july....currently looking to move back lol. i was not ready.
DisneyBabydoll
+1 for neat gif coloring.. That's like, really pretty.
IreadtomuchDresdenFiles
Sometimes it's more than "phenomenal cosmic Chaos". O.o
roobygirl
All the top ramen and peanut butter! I'm invincible!
Or10nSharkFin
I have plenty of space, just...Not a lot of furniture. Except a bed, couch, and my desk with my computer.
BlitzerRhames
So you THINK you have those powers. If you did, you would shrink yourself.
itsybitsyspider
I live in a 3 bed, 2 bath on 5 acres. Suck it, bitches.
Histrionical
If you insist *Sucks your estate up, leaving nothing but flooring and shattered dreams* People make the weirdest requests... *Whistles away*
scaredwhiteboy
Those gifs describe my penis
LordChewie
CourtneyRocks
I feel like I have phenominal cosmic powers still...
AlejandroJoseGarza
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fans.png
verderact
Yes. This. Also Aladdin. +1
revcleo
You got Aladdin when you moved out?
CapCap
When you graduate college but still live at home
Chumpawumba
Amen. It's the best and the worst thing ever!
Sairvous
Bruh...
cocoborne
As someone who moved out of their parent's roomy 5 bedroom house to live in London, I can relate.
TeamHB
Ditto!
JasonAndHisARRGOhNutz
This hurt my funny. RIP Robin Williams.
Jackospade
PHENOMENAL COSMI— PHENOMENAL COSMI— PHENOMENAL COSMI—
ICannotDecideOnAUsername
http://www.reddit.com/r/shittytumblrgifs
ghostofryuchan
—ᵇᶦᵗᵗʸ ᶫᶦᵛᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ⋅ —ᵇᶦᵗᵗʸ ᶫᶦᵛᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ⋅ —ᵇᶦᵗᵗʸ ᶫᶦᵛᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ⋅
GuyWhoThinksHesFunny
I always get annoyed by gifs that do that. I'm so glad I'm not the only one.
Ulfzark
Caffynated
Your electricity bill is going to be crazy if you use unlimited power.
BubberFantasyonline
Chewy4President
GOOOOOOOOOD
ThickThighsBestThighs
I respect the fact that that gif editor only used one exclamation mark
dranago
http://www.27bslash6.com/AGL.html did someone say unlimited power?
Expectopatronshots
http://imgur.com/1TTdAHR then all your bills come in at the same time
YourDailyKayli
Is that from the same thing as
idownvoteplottwist
I don't get why people are better at budgeting. You know how much you make, and unless it's your very first month you know what your 1/
Relax dude. Its a joke comment.
monthly bills look like. How hard is it to set aside the bill money from your paycheck? Then it doesn't matter when the bills come. 2/2
ravagefox
The entire paycheck is bill money.
CrowDeMorcerf
The entire bill is paycheck money.
supremacysun
Piarrate
eisbaerBorealis
This gif is begging to be seamlessly looped.
Best I could find (with mild/moderate effort) http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb345/heyheyrenay/macros/applauseflash.gif
LadyFartDragon
I did not get phenomenal cosmic powers, I got bills.
matto0510
Clinton or Gates
preaction
"Action Bills" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSBcJ3wEpXs
fabreezetheseknees
PleaseLoveMe
I got bills! they're multiplying, and I'm looooooosing control
roguishdrummer
Phenomenal overdraft charges!
hiphopbookshop
I thought I was about to crush it with the ladies. Turned out that wasn't the only thing holding me back
CharlesFuckingBronson
If you don't have room mates, you can jerk off in any room in the house. That definitely counts as a phenomenal cosmic power.
drunz
Bill Nye and Bill gates would be pretty cool people to hang with.
iamonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Do you got mouths you got to feed?
Katheebs
he power to eat ice cream whenever you damn please? Eating cereal for dinner? Drinking straight from the carton?
Bambba
I can do all of these at my parents place.
Zixtank
No one said it was YOUR phenomenal cosmic powers.
TachyonCode
I think they're talkin' 'bout credit cards balance shuffling, yo.
sh00trMcgavin05
They multiplying?
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
They seem more fun if you call them "Phenomenal cosmic powers."
Tominator10
Same thing
MoooCow
That is your power. Deciding whether you pay the bills or not.
topomate
I gotta pay, so I'm gone work work work everyday
xzhous
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS to pay bills. Preferably on time otherwise they charge you a late fee.
EllipsisEater
i gotta pay
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
Well, yeah, but, I mean, it's pretty much the same thing, right? I mean, except not.
nichijoudan
The genie also had shackles.
eviscera
I got phenomenal cosmic *parties* - and bills to match.
thegelatoking
I got biiiills, they're multuplying!
allinessmonster
It's called freedom
mitotinytims
I'll take the bills and rent over having to live with my parents. This freedom is power enough for me.
Walking around nude is a cosmic power, right?
Meqad
http://imgur.com/ltO4BS1
ayegill
Sure is
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
I am so powerful, apparently.
TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket
When you still live at your parents place and have a good job: http://imgur.c">/V6QgLxC">http://imgur.com/V6QgLxC /3XvQEG4
MrPredator
Heh, I paid for groceries... it sucks being part-time. I just had to quit. Minimum wage isn't worth it for just 20hrs a week.
catlaydee
TAKE ME BACK!!!!! PLEASE I WANNA GO BACK
DooksandPooks
You son of a...nice parents that let you live with them while you make bank
lunaisbestprincess
My parents are the type that would make me pay "rent", for sharing a room with two other siblings.
nemisys
Picture still applies if you live in LA or New York.
rufio42
thats my friends living situation. I live with my bf and pay rent and shes always wondering why I have no money >:(
HauldrenCollider
that's gonna be me in a couple months
domenick91
this is me atm
FangornRoots
Poor Huell. Can never get comfortable.
HodorIsADJ
He needs to show up in BCS.
fandsor
Tried this. Couldn't get the career started and had to move to a better job market. Congrats on managing that.
RichardJohnsonTallywhacker
Yeeeeeepyepyepyepyep
ZtZebaztian
That second one, was that supposed to be a joke about Bruce Wayne? (I know it's American Psycho... That is the movie, right?)
Lol. Didn't cross my mind, but he's rich in American Psycho and his face conveys how it feels to still live at home.
ominousdusk
Lucky! I moved out at 17 and when I asked if I could move back for 6 mnths to save for a house they told me to fuck off. Had to do it alone
YesNoneNo
Some people don't deserve to have kids but those kids usually become much better parents.
cable001
This is me now. But I'll have a good down payment for a house.
Butane9000
Ditto. I'm over $16,000 to my goal
Right there with ya. I bought a pretty nice truck a couple of years ago. I'm trying to pay it off before I move out.
tuss4
Doing the same thing!
madmatt2024
I actually have enough to buy a cheap house in my area but I don't want to live in a dump and have no savings.
Nabashin
Yeah dude, keeping saving and looking, don't wanna end up stuck with a pile of crap.
rollercostarican
that's nice... e dont have cheap houses in my area >.<
we*
AdmJota
Yup. That's the way to save up a little cash and make a dent in your student loans before you take the plunge. Extra principal payments FTW.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
and always going to your gfs place then?
Who said anything about a girlfriend in your mid twenties when you're living with your parents?
exactly lol
Lionskull
have this scenario without student loans. soooooo, ya.
IsSheReallyGoingOutWithHim
Samesies. My friends with loans are soooo jealous bwahaha
geiokami
Yep the most money you'll ever have to spend. Decent income and no bills
but no gf
Or bf
geriatricsanatore
Or dog
I think a dog would be best...
m0wgli
I've had the experience of living on my own in college. I like a home cooked meal every day instead of eating boxed fried chicken 7/7 days.
that is a plus, personally, i enjoy the freedom of bringing home debauchery whenever i want.
pizzabubble7
I live on my own and go to college and eat home-cooked emails frequently, although not daily...
Are you a computer? Do you consume bits and data along with your digestion of emails?
Wow, that was a pretty hilarious autocorrect fail! *meals. :-P
boopsboop2
This is me next weekend, wish me luck
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
If by phenomenal cosmic powers you mean the ability to eat Lucky Charms as dinner, then yes.
NabooThatsWho
This is how my 7th grade algebra teacher explained exponents and I still use it when teaching my college kids
fecklar
and the fridge doesn't magically fill with food every week
thisisyourtime
So true!
arboktellsajoke
RIP
AnonOmis1000
Anyone else imagine the inside of that lamp was really like the TARDUS? Shit tons of room?
Cheomesh
Pft, when I moved out I get EVEN MORE crippling poverty. Except with a 3 mile walk to work.
AwkwardGirl4691
I love this so much xD ^~^ and this scene always cracks me up xD
gotback
i moved out of my mom's house last july....currently looking to move back lol. i was not ready.
DisneyBabydoll
+1 for neat gif coloring.. That's like, really pretty.
IreadtomuchDresdenFiles
Sometimes it's more than "phenomenal cosmic Chaos". O.o
roobygirl
All the top ramen and peanut butter! I'm invincible!
Or10nSharkFin
I have plenty of space, just...Not a lot of furniture. Except a bed, couch, and my desk with my computer.
BlitzerRhames
So you THINK you have those powers. If you did, you would shrink yourself.
itsybitsyspider
I live in a 3 bed, 2 bath on 5 acres. Suck it, bitches.
Histrionical
If you insist *Sucks your estate up, leaving nothing but flooring and shattered dreams* People make the weirdest requests... *Whistles away*
scaredwhiteboy
Those gifs describe my penis
LordChewie
CourtneyRocks
I feel like I have phenominal cosmic powers still...
AlejandroJoseGarza
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/fans.png
verderact
Yes. This. Also Aladdin. +1
revcleo
You got Aladdin when you moved out?
CapCap
When you graduate college but still live at home
Chumpawumba
Amen. It's the best and the worst thing ever!
Sairvous
Bruh...
cocoborne
As someone who moved out of their parent's roomy 5 bedroom house to live in London, I can relate.
TeamHB
Ditto!
JasonAndHisARRGOhNutz
This hurt my funny. RIP Robin Williams.
Jackospade
PHENOMENAL COSMI— PHENOMENAL COSMI— PHENOMENAL COSMI—
ICannotDecideOnAUsername
http://www.reddit.com/r/shittytumblrgifs
ghostofryuchan
—ᵇᶦᵗᵗʸ ᶫᶦᵛᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ⋅ —ᵇᶦᵗᵗʸ ᶫᶦᵛᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ⋅ —ᵇᶦᵗᵗʸ ᶫᶦᵛᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ⋅
GuyWhoThinksHesFunny
I always get annoyed by gifs that do that. I'm so glad I'm not the only one.
Ulfzark
Caffynated
Your electricity bill is going to be crazy if you use unlimited power.
BubberFantasyonline
Chewy4President
GOOOOOOOOOD
ThickThighsBestThighs
I respect the fact that that gif editor only used one exclamation mark
dranago
http://www.27bslash6.com/AGL.html did someone say unlimited power?
Expectopatronshots
http://imgur.com/1TTdAHR then all your bills come in at the same time
YourDailyKayli
Is that from the same thing as
idownvoteplottwist
I don't get why people are better at budgeting. You know how much you make, and unless it's your very first month you know what your 1/
Expectopatronshots
Relax dude. Its a joke comment.
idownvoteplottwist
monthly bills look like. How hard is it to set aside the bill money from your paycheck? Then it doesn't matter when the bills come. 2/2
ravagefox
The entire paycheck is bill money.
CrowDeMorcerf
The entire bill is paycheck money.
supremacysun
The entire paycheck is bill money.
Piarrate
eisbaerBorealis
This gif is begging to be seamlessly looped.
Piarrate
Best I could find (with mild/moderate effort) http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb345/heyheyrenay/macros/applauseflash.gif
LadyFartDragon
I did not get phenomenal cosmic powers, I got bills.
matto0510
Clinton or Gates
preaction
"Action Bills" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSBcJ3wEpXs
fabreezetheseknees
PleaseLoveMe
I got bills! they're multiplying, and I'm looooooosing control
roguishdrummer
Phenomenal overdraft charges!
hiphopbookshop
I thought I was about to crush it with the ladies. Turned out that wasn't the only thing holding me back
CharlesFuckingBronson
If you don't have room mates, you can jerk off in any room in the house. That definitely counts as a phenomenal cosmic power.
drunz
Bill Nye and Bill gates would be pretty cool people to hang with.
iamonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Do you got mouths you got to feed?
Katheebs
he power to eat ice cream whenever you damn please? Eating cereal for dinner? Drinking straight from the carton?
Bambba
I can do all of these at my parents place.
Zixtank
No one said it was YOUR phenomenal cosmic powers.
TachyonCode
I think they're talkin' 'bout credit cards balance shuffling, yo.
sh00trMcgavin05
They multiplying?
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
They seem more fun if you call them "Phenomenal cosmic powers."
Tominator10
Same thing
MoooCow
That is your power. Deciding whether you pay the bills or not.
topomate
I gotta pay, so I'm gone work work work everyday
xzhous
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS to pay bills. Preferably on time otherwise they charge you a late fee.
EllipsisEater
i gotta pay
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
Well, yeah, but, I mean, it's pretty much the same thing, right? I mean, except not.
nichijoudan
The genie also had shackles.
eviscera
I got phenomenal cosmic *parties* - and bills to match.
thegelatoking
I got biiiills, they're multuplying!
allinessmonster
It's called freedom
mitotinytims
I'll take the bills and rent over having to live with my parents. This freedom is power enough for me.
BubberFantasyonline
Walking around nude is a cosmic power, right?
Meqad
http://imgur.com/ltO4BS1
ayegill
Sure is
CaptainCapitalAndHisPunctuationPals
I am so powerful, apparently.
TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket
When you still live at your parents place and have a good job: http://imgur.c">/V6QgLxC">http://imgur.com/V6QgLxC /3XvQEG4
MrPredator
Heh, I paid for groceries... it sucks being part-time. I just had to quit. Minimum wage isn't worth it for just 20hrs a week.
catlaydee
TAKE ME BACK!!!!! PLEASE I WANNA GO BACK
DooksandPooks
You son of a...nice parents that let you live with them while you make bank
lunaisbestprincess
My parents are the type that would make me pay "rent", for sharing a room with two other siblings.
nemisys
Picture still applies if you live in LA or New York.
rufio42
thats my friends living situation. I live with my bf and pay rent and shes always wondering why I have no money >:(
HauldrenCollider
that's gonna be me in a couple months
domenick91
this is me atm
FangornRoots
Poor Huell. Can never get comfortable.
HodorIsADJ
He needs to show up in BCS.
fandsor
Tried this. Couldn't get the career started and had to move to a better job market. Congrats on managing that.
RichardJohnsonTallywhacker
Yeeeeeepyepyepyepyep
ZtZebaztian
That second one, was that supposed to be a joke about Bruce Wayne? (I know it's American Psycho... That is the movie, right?)
TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket
Lol. Didn't cross my mind, but he's rich in American Psycho and his face conveys how it feels to still live at home.
ominousdusk
Lucky! I moved out at 17 and when I asked if I could move back for 6 mnths to save for a house they told me to fuck off. Had to do it alone
YesNoneNo
Some people don't deserve to have kids but those kids usually become much better parents.
cable001
This is me now. But I'll have a good down payment for a house.
Butane9000
Ditto. I'm over $16,000 to my goal
TakeYourPantsOffAndJacket
Right there with ya. I bought a pretty nice truck a couple of years ago. I'm trying to pay it off before I move out.
tuss4
Doing the same thing!
madmatt2024
I actually have enough to buy a cheap house in my area but I don't want to live in a dump and have no savings.
Nabashin
Yeah dude, keeping saving and looking, don't wanna end up stuck with a pile of crap.
rollercostarican
that's nice... e dont have cheap houses in my area >.<
rollercostarican
we*
AdmJota
Yup. That's the way to save up a little cash and make a dent in your student loans before you take the plunge. Extra principal payments FTW.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
and always going to your gfs place then?
idownvoteplottwist
Who said anything about a girlfriend in your mid twenties when you're living with your parents?
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
exactly lol
Lionskull
have this scenario without student loans. soooooo, ya.
IsSheReallyGoingOutWithHim
Samesies. My friends with loans are soooo jealous bwahaha
geiokami
Yep the most money you'll ever have to spend. Decent income and no bills
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
but no gf
geiokami
Or bf
geriatricsanatore
Or dog
geiokami
I think a dog would be best...
m0wgli
I've had the experience of living on my own in college. I like a home cooked meal every day instead of eating boxed fried chicken 7/7 days.
rollercostarican
that is a plus, personally, i enjoy the freedom of bringing home debauchery whenever i want.
pizzabubble7
I live on my own and go to college and eat home-cooked emails frequently, although not daily...
m0wgli
Are you a computer? Do you consume bits and data along with your digestion of emails?
pizzabubble7
Wow, that was a pretty hilarious autocorrect fail! *meals. :-P