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Nov 23, 2023 8:04 PM
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Anfalicious
#48
hwatL4bloopy
#1 am I being called out?
Sunflower4
#6 I fixed it
Chezoso
Cop slide!
meganical
#10 I’m the Kermit on fire
DidItForScience
#4 shit... this is me.
52cupsofcoffee
#1 I'm ashamed to admit I have the opposite problem. I wish I said sorry more often.
KairiRatten
#39 here's the fun thing about money.... 1 dollar is roughly 25 czk. The pillow here would cost 60 czk, and the chair 250 czk. Prices and conversion rates are truly completely fake, and invented by mad people
imeanYUUUGE
#1
Hammerwell
#1 Who gets to decide when it's unnecessary?
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#48 funky isolation
Anfalicious
Title of my sex tape
maxredspeed3
#33 Every mom runs on batteries. That's why they're always stealing batteries from the TV remotes.
paynoattentiontousernames
#1
PutItInNeutral
#1 "Are you fucking sorry?"
OuchYoureonmyhair
#29 50 will be the start of a decade of disappointment, when you thought you'd be more comfortable in your own skin and would wear hats and have more lunch outings. 60 is, once again, a return to youthful weirdness with a dash of fuck it
raduleBreaker
#11 or like me, they're constantly druely so swallowing is rarely an issue
donutposse11337
Funky isolations is my new favorite dance
HomerSimpsonsEvilTwin
#27 just got lab results back today saying my kidney function has gone from mildly impaired to moderately/severely impaired in just one month. If they keep getting worse at this rate in 6 months I'll either need to get a transplant, go on dialysis, or die. As a millennial, the third option strangely gave me comfort.
pandemicpolemic
It’s nice to have options!
treadnot
Damn bro sorry to hear that. I hope you have a good life
pontiacbandit
That's scary I'm sorry. I hope you get good news soon
HCBailly
#3
Anfalicious
#8 happened to me. I'm not a big drinker, so if I'm drinking enough that someone mistakes it for a party that's a sign I need to get my arse to the psych.
justhereforthemimes
#48 this is not popular moves, this is a dance lesson. nightclub is a specific dance like tango or waltz, these are moves for that dance. When they’re done in a sequence rather than in isolation like in the video it makes more sense that you’d have to get trained to do it
OuchYoureonmyhair
#15 back the blue. Ope! I meant black and blue
illmx
#1 Canadian?
UnrealDreamer
#45 Video Games mostly.
keppler38
#1 sorry for being Canadian
igglebotato
eh
JoeMalmsteen
#15 there has to be more to this, right?
Anfalicious
Cop goofing around on duty fucking wrecked himself on a slide is the whole story, except it's now listed at the "Boston cop slide" on Google maps and there were (obviously) no consequences for a cop not doing their job.
EroticZombiePants
The cops later barricaded the slide.
Anfalicious
Side was arrested for resisting
FrostyLady
This feels more late 80s? Or is it legit 90s in the early times?
justhereforthemimes
Nightclub is a dance done by people who also know foxtrot so outfits don’t always reveal era but the song has synth so sometime after that was invented
thereitis101
This is 90’s in the Midwest where they only recently allowed dancing.
Cargobiker530
Somewhere in a club in an Iowa College town people danced like that.
FrostyLady
And felt TOTALLY rockin about it!
EroticZombiePants
Somewhere in a club, there's white people dancing like that right now.
Cargobiker530
Cruise Ships have discos. Shudder.
tonchandailvert
Somewhere in my living room ... single dance-off!