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Jul 27, 2019 4:57 AM
IOMMIDONTPLAYTHAT
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VesselOfHate
X > 11. Thank you for coming to my hot take.
SirDoomTrain
Dun dun dun da dun din
sithney
@OP deserves ten billion upvotes for that brilliant title.
toonami3000
God: Me damnit. I didn't make you guys for this....
Hybris51129
TOASTY!
sneakershoes
+1 for title op
NYB123
When I was a little kid I used to say Gumbo Back! Mortal Kombat has always been my favorite thing ever and I love Sonia in the movie!
GodCommentMaker
FATALITY!
swarren12
boltactionjake
Daerred
Greenboy177
I had a guy yesterday tell me mortal kombat is training kids to shoot people in the head
JeremyDunn
steviEa
GET OVER HERE
TheVapeCrusader
In some games if you use the spear enough, he will say, "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE, BITCH!"
IanFlairCresent
I’m sad I can only upvote this once
TheVapeCrusader
@ One of the multiple upvote accounts
KillerGymSox
I wanna hear a Finnish hymn
KingTamino
Black mirror gave that sentence a whole new meaning
TheBreadlord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naHhjLHLTK8
groxx
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ is pretty good too
groxx
And Finnish Ducktales reminds us that our arms are broken: https://youtu.be/0yil4aK4JE4
lonelCheeseAnimal
MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!!!!
smashpro1
If someone shouts it in public, you should legally be allowed to kill them.
mrdralixx
Found out in my late reens that unlike rhe tv commercials for it, no one really appreciates you yelling this in the middle of a large crowd
aleister94
test your might
NooneAtAllIguess
TEST. YOUR MIGHT
omuaomua
dafuq is immortal kombat then?
sjei282btsbsa828ehehth5he7s72727agsv2ya7a8aaksj4jr8r8d
Slightly less exciting than immoral kombat, which is far less titillating than oral kombat, which is less odd than oral wombat
heartlessninja6
Foreplay
PinnsthePickle
Probably some shit that Raiden and Fujin do on the weekends.
TheVapeCrusader
They are both mortal. They aren't Elder Gods
tibxero
Kano...
EmotionallyCrippled
Liu Kang
kojenk
Raiden
NooneAtAllIguess
Jonny Cage
Attaroo
My favorite character is Raiden. He's literally a god! *God gives you the side eye*
mormacil
Dead Sea Scrolls imply there more then one god. Just Yahweh being the only right one to follow but others exist.
Attaroo
Hell, the 10 Commandments. Thou shall have no other god before me. That implies other gods exist. Of course, none of them do. :D
mormacil
Depends if you see them as literal beings or cultural entities used for morality. As the latter they all clearly exist.
Attaroo
In the same way spider man exists? :D
mormacil
Exactly. So it has a day to day impact on people's lives. Not beyond it obviously because there is nothing there :P