As an American I had no idea this existed

tippytruck

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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TenenteColetti

Murica

9 years ago |

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Dumbeachjuice

Relish, mayo and ketchup?

9 years ago |

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Blamblam101

Tastes like freedom, smells like gunpowder, and made by slaves.

9 years ago |

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rantsrandomly

If you ain't got no sawce you lawce

9 years ago |

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PopularParrots

... how do they get "American Sauce"?

9 years ago |

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TabloidWeasel

This is the only true Heinz sauce. All others are commie sauces.

9 years ago |

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QQTrain

I presume this is similar to "sandwich spread" or whatever... "mcdonalds special sauce" idea.

9 years ago |

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OneDayIllBeRelevant

@OP, what's in it?

9 years ago |

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Anonymousacc

Now made with- 100% all real natural american ass lard

9 years ago |

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liftamind

Made with freedom poop.

9 years ago |

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DeletedProfiles

Yes but is it made out of real Americans?

9 years ago |

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maryflippinpoppins

Big Mac sauce

9 years ago |

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Chawzilla

What....what does it taste like?

9 years ago |

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crankyoldgeezer

Diabetes

9 years ago |

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CorneliusCornwall

Taste like awesome and smells like napalm

9 years ago |

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rockandwry

Apple pie.

9 years ago |

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mormacil

Americans

9 years ago |

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kjohnsson

FUCK YEAH AMERICA

9 years ago |

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ImTheGodOfHellfire

Obesity.

9 years ago |

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rsvr79

Freedom.

9 years ago |

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BastardMan1977

Hot semen

9 years ago |

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TabloidWeasel

Delicious.

9 years ago |

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abitrelevant

Harambe

9 years ago |

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DarkSock

How is this getting FUCCEN downvoted!?!

9 years ago |

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rockandwry

Awful, but I laughed anyway.

9 years ago |

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