Jan 23, 2018 6:16 AM
HotCoffee9520
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only90skidswillgetthis
I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku
madguillotine
She's beautiful and swings a mean sword. I like this young woman.
EatingSnow
Gomer592
wife her or i will
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
One of the perks of investing stats in DEX. Just don't tell anyone you did tho
EnTaroSheelal
TrashyRomance
Cute and deadly perfect combination.
understandable
I am scaroused. She is drop dead gorgeous!
xtitox28
Russian mating displays are intense
AzgarOgly
She's married woman.
wereid
Btw, those suckers aren't light.
Up to ca 3 pounds if you take historical shaskas.
I mean not that heavy, though much heavier than Bollywood tin swords :)
2Shakez
"Its attack sharply rose!"
iLoveDarkBeer
+1
Necrodance
This new pokemon game looks nothing like the old ones :/ nice animations tho
redorkulator
More like Slashka
Danimalistic
That smile at the end. I hope she is at my ren fest this year.
GugTheGoose
Is that a reindeer festival?
EnSea
Beats pole dancing!!
fantasticlight
Reminds me of gatka
ClonePH
That smile. <3
PedroBenecol
Swashbuśka
JadeMcLeod
yomo133
While you were making borscht, I mastered the blade
Talligan
When you dual class Dancer/Warrior
greyspears
While you where studying for college trying for a better life, i mastered the katana who is the fool now?
Kyrorayne
mastered the blade you say?
wardenclyfe
I bet she's a beast at fruit ninja
Shplintt
Borsch*
imdisneyprincess
There's an actual English word and for some reason it has as t at the end, but I get you lol I never put the t at ther end.
MarkusZ91
oh she definitely still was making borscht.... just don't ask for a recipe.
WhatzitTooya
Does it involve chopping all the ingredients in the air with some sick slav ninja moves?
let's just say.... don't ask what's in it.
freedomofnow
Pretty fucking impressive. I would bleed out after less than 5 minutes.
kog29023
Also impressive.
Thanks! Skills like that doesn't come cheap.
bonbon92
Masturblader.
oldarchive
zenosparadox1101
Um... More like lame baton twirling Bosnian style, yawn.
TheInitiated
Nice. Search for "double staff twirling" on the Youtube, you'll find some good stuff.
Obacha
Those eyes though!
SudoCatEtcIssue
she is gorgeous
TheDesertBaron
Gomez and Fester did it better.
Though Mamushka dance was taught to Addams by their Cossack cusins. And this is Cossack woman posted. So...
chefryank
Gomez and fester dont have tits.
vorodar
Fester does
justanotherhood
Sittin in my truck avoiding going into work. I can stsrt my day now.
PSfanatic
v
lacnome
Well damn, now i have to go rewatch that movie.
newsguycraigevans
And a hey! And a hey! And a Hey!
Nandabun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Mamushka!
bs13690
Then, Indy fires one shot and drops her.
dancelikeyousharted
She has the power of god AND anime on her side.
NoMindForTime
I am more than slightly turned on.
[deleted]
JCpunk
I was thinking the same thing.
Hrafna55
Now watching Cossack sword dancing videos on YouTube...
JAINARF
Thank God, I thought I was the only one.
DoublevBomb
That's the idea, otherwise the guy that brought the gun would draw and instantly win.
Creyton
It's called, "scaroused"
Mountaineer30680
I was thinking the same thing. Guys want girls with nunchuck skills, sword skills, and that can draw a damn liger...
KingZullu
Rentta
Wrong meme ? That women looks like 20+ yo more like 25-30
probshouldntsayitbut
Myyyyy sword dance brings all the boys to the yard ...
Favri
and they're like, don't cut off my limbs
AzzyBedlam
And they're like, "Is that a flambard?"
jarjarbinks
I could slice you, but your armor’s too hard...
FatStarlord
GOD DAMN FINE WORK, ALL OF YOU
YsgramorsSoupSpoon
Skawomplious
What's that dude wearing on his butt?
mileshunt1976
Yes, thank you !
Dimoniums
I forget the Russian word for it - we called them пендль. This is a piece of foam you clip to yourself so you can sit anywhere 1/2.
and not get wet. It's also foam - so everything becomes a soft seat 2/2
AmSpecialSnowflake
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
I get angrier the longer I look at it.
RoutemasterFlash
sometimesmisinformed
Nice loop
Jonnytombstone
I always thought it had to do with there skill level. They knew each other's movements but never want to take the other out
jakisthe
You know, and maybe I'm slow because this is the first time I'm realizing this, but they could both just be taking a defensive stance at...
...That time since with a weapon that light, it's more practical to make a sweeping wall as a passive stance vs just holding the sword out..
...which happens a lot with things like fencing. Well, not exactly "holding it out" doing nothing, but to an onlooker, not a ton of movement
dragonblade968
Also with force sensitive reflex's they shouldn't need to do that anyway because it still wastes a lot of energy you need in a fight so long
MrGForce1888
According to the lore, they were so in tune with the force and each other that they would know the other's next move and end up looping sbrs
Not if they're looping it behind there back, because while looping behind you your open to an attack. + Worse if it's a pattern
That's true. Absent knowing any lore reason, I'd think the back loop was some ingrained protocol for multiple attack angles they revert to
BigVag
I hate that scene
Jonesy343
Why?
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
I mean, look at the gif. There's no reason for any of those moves in actual swordplay.
ThisIsAJoJoReference
The final battle in ep 3 is too long and not compelling enough. It could've been 5 minutes long at the edge of a volcano and been the same
Paddychu
It's why the Vader/Luke fight in RotJ is so much better.
riseu
Hello Mr. Plinkett
XethorWasAlreadyTaken
It's coarse and rough
TrueGreenman
And it gets everywhere
vendell777
Strange...so does sand...
GregoriusDaneli
reddogofchaos
When America meets Ukraine...
GoodbyeCassini
who would win? A lifelong pugilist and undefeated dueler who has mastered the most mystic art of the bladed dervish, or diarrhea boi
MagnificentTurd
Last weekend I watched Indiana Jones trilogy, first time since I was a kid. Damn, these movies aged well, still awesome to watch.
Shewy92
I hope Game of Thrones comes down to this.
AnObviousComment
I love the butcher in the background going about his day like everything is just normal.
PhysicistInHiding
I love that the reason for this was that Ford was sick that day and didn't feel like doing a big scripted fight sequence. That poor stuntguy
Yeah, the entire cast had a killer case of the shits, haha.
jakeinthehood
If it wasn't scripted, why did the guy fall over?
MoyerTheDestroyer47
Harrison Ford actually shot the man dead.
RoboticRichardSimmons
exactly
SecondSince
Yup. Even just using a sword normally would be enough. Those are not practical skills for a fight. Looks nice though...
It's not at all even supposed to be about practical skills. It's called a sword DANCE for a reason, because it's artistic and ceremonial.
madethistocommenttomakesure
ssshh let the nerds feed on their own highly questionable practical knowledge of swordfighting, it distracts them from procreating.
u all talking about "sword dance" and we're the nerds?
It's so painful to observe though. :(
only90skidswillgetthis
I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku
madguillotine
She's beautiful and swings a mean sword. I like this young woman.
EatingSnow
Gomer592
wife her or i will
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
One of the perks of investing stats in DEX. Just don't tell anyone you did tho
EnTaroSheelal
TrashyRomance
Cute and deadly perfect combination.
understandable
I am scaroused. She is drop dead gorgeous!
xtitox28
Russian mating displays are intense
AzgarOgly
She's married woman.
wereid
Btw, those suckers aren't light.
AzgarOgly
Up to ca 3 pounds if you take historical shaskas.
AzgarOgly
I mean not that heavy, though much heavier than Bollywood tin swords :)
2Shakez
"Its attack sharply rose!"
iLoveDarkBeer
Necrodance
This new pokemon game looks nothing like the old ones :/ nice animations tho
redorkulator
More like Slashka
Danimalistic
That smile at the end. I hope she is at my ren fest this year.
GugTheGoose
Is that a reindeer festival?
EnSea
Beats pole dancing!!
fantasticlight
Reminds me of gatka
ClonePH
That smile. <3
PedroBenecol
Swashbuśka
JadeMcLeod
yomo133
While you were making borscht, I mastered the blade
Talligan
When you dual class Dancer/Warrior
greyspears
While you where studying for college trying for a better life, i mastered the katana who is the fool now?
Kyrorayne
wardenclyfe
I bet she's a beast at fruit ninja
Shplintt
Borsch*
imdisneyprincess
There's an actual English word and for some reason it has as t at the end, but I get you lol I never put the t at ther end.
MarkusZ91
oh she definitely still was making borscht.... just don't ask for a recipe.
WhatzitTooya
Does it involve chopping all the ingredients in the air with some sick slav ninja moves?
MarkusZ91
let's just say.... don't ask what's in it.
freedomofnow
Pretty fucking impressive. I would bleed out after less than 5 minutes.
kog29023
Also impressive.
freedomofnow
Thanks! Skills like that doesn't come cheap.
bonbon92
Masturblader.
oldarchive
zenosparadox1101
Um... More like lame baton twirling Bosnian style, yawn.
TheInitiated
Nice. Search for "double staff twirling" on the Youtube, you'll find some good stuff.
Obacha
Those eyes though!
SudoCatEtcIssue
she is gorgeous
TheDesertBaron
Gomez and Fester did it better.
AzgarOgly
Though Mamushka dance was taught to Addams by their Cossack cusins. And this is Cossack woman posted. So...
chefryank
Gomez and fester dont have tits.
vorodar
Fester does
justanotherhood
Sittin in my truck avoiding going into work. I can stsrt my day now.
PSfanatic
lacnome
Well damn, now i have to go rewatch that movie.
newsguycraigevans
And a hey! And a hey! And a Hey!
Nandabun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Mamushka!
bs13690
Then, Indy fires one shot and drops her.
dancelikeyousharted
She has the power of god AND anime on her side.
NoMindForTime
I am more than slightly turned on.
[deleted]
[deleted]
JCpunk
I was thinking the same thing.
Hrafna55
Now watching Cossack sword dancing videos on YouTube...
JAINARF
Thank God, I thought I was the only one.
DoublevBomb
That's the idea, otherwise the guy that brought the gun would draw and instantly win.
Creyton
It's called, "scaroused"
Mountaineer30680
I was thinking the same thing. Guys want girls with nunchuck skills, sword skills, and that can draw a damn liger...
KingZullu
Rentta
Wrong meme ? That women looks like 20+ yo more like 25-30
probshouldntsayitbut
Myyyyy sword dance brings all the boys to the yard ...
Favri
and they're like, don't cut off my limbs
AzzyBedlam
And they're like, "Is that a flambard?"
jarjarbinks
I could slice you, but your armor’s too hard...
FatStarlord
GOD DAMN FINE WORK, ALL OF YOU
YsgramorsSoupSpoon
Skawomplious
What's that dude wearing on his butt?
mileshunt1976
Yes, thank you !
Dimoniums
I forget the Russian word for it - we called them пендль. This is a piece of foam you clip to yourself so you can sit anywhere 1/2.
Dimoniums
and not get wet. It's also foam - so everything becomes a soft seat 2/2
AmSpecialSnowflake
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
I get angrier the longer I look at it.
RoutemasterFlash
sometimesmisinformed
Nice loop
Jonnytombstone
I always thought it had to do with there skill level. They knew each other's movements but never want to take the other out
jakisthe
You know, and maybe I'm slow because this is the first time I'm realizing this, but they could both just be taking a defensive stance at...
jakisthe
...That time since with a weapon that light, it's more practical to make a sweeping wall as a passive stance vs just holding the sword out..
jakisthe
...which happens a lot with things like fencing. Well, not exactly "holding it out" doing nothing, but to an onlooker, not a ton of movement
dragonblade968
Also with force sensitive reflex's they shouldn't need to do that anyway because it still wastes a lot of energy you need in a fight so long
MrGForce1888
According to the lore, they were so in tune with the force and each other that they would know the other's next move and end up looping sbrs
dragonblade968
Not if they're looping it behind there back, because while looping behind you your open to an attack. + Worse if it's a pattern
jakisthe
That's true. Absent knowing any lore reason, I'd think the back loop was some ingrained protocol for multiple attack angles they revert to
BigVag
I hate that scene
Jonesy343
Why?
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
I mean, look at the gif. There's no reason for any of those moves in actual swordplay.
ThisIsAJoJoReference
The final battle in ep 3 is too long and not compelling enough. It could've been 5 minutes long at the edge of a volcano and been the same
Paddychu
It's why the Vader/Luke fight in RotJ is so much better.
riseu
Hello Mr. Plinkett
XethorWasAlreadyTaken
It's coarse and rough
TrueGreenman
And it gets everywhere
vendell777
Strange...so does sand...
GregoriusDaneli
reddogofchaos
When America meets Ukraine...
GoodbyeCassini
who would win? A lifelong pugilist and undefeated dueler who has mastered the most mystic art of the bladed dervish, or diarrhea boi
MagnificentTurd
Last weekend I watched Indiana Jones trilogy, first time since I was a kid. Damn, these movies aged well, still awesome to watch.
Shewy92
I hope Game of Thrones comes down to this.
AnObviousComment
I love the butcher in the background going about his day like everything is just normal.
PhysicistInHiding
I love that the reason for this was that Ford was sick that day and didn't feel like doing a big scripted fight sequence. That poor stuntguy
RoutemasterFlash
Yeah, the entire cast had a killer case of the shits, haha.
jakeinthehood
If it wasn't scripted, why did the guy fall over?
MoyerTheDestroyer47
Harrison Ford actually shot the man dead.
PhysicistInHiding
RoboticRichardSimmons
exactly
SecondSince
Yup. Even just using a sword normally would be enough. Those are not practical skills for a fight. Looks nice though...
MoyerTheDestroyer47
It's not at all even supposed to be about practical skills. It's called a sword DANCE for a reason, because it's artistic and ceremonial.
madethistocommenttomakesure
ssshh let the nerds feed on their own highly questionable practical knowledge of swordfighting, it distracts them from procreating.
RoboticRichardSimmons
u all talking about "sword dance" and we're the nerds?
MoyerTheDestroyer47
It's so painful to observe though. :(