Mar 16, 2016 9:28 AM
LetsGetWeirdinHere
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NekoMiko06
Isn't the first sting the one that primes your immune system to react if it's susceptible to allergies?
akidthatjustfiguredouthowtochangeusername
looks so happy though
Durff123
I got stung once. It takes two stings to realize if you're allergic or not.
AndyHarrison360
Maybe he's got a point...I've only ever been stung by a bee once!
Flyndaran
I've been bitten by bees, but never stung by them.
DyslectorDestroyerOfWords
CubeVortex
2 parks & rec posts in a row, oh boy it's my lucky day!
wackywoohoopizzaman
Andy gets it. Just like with being shot by small bullets to build up immunity to bigger bullets
FastandBiCurious
Season 7 of this show didn't do it for me. I know they were focused on sentimental value and wrapping things up, but I didn't laugh once.
bec2ab
Season 3 was the best.
25schmeckles
I have been trying to find this episode FOREVER! Someone please tell me, I need to hear Leslie say she needs to fix her bee hole problem
junedug
It's the one where they try to take down the wall Eagleton built between the towns. Can't remember what season/ep. number
ToaChronix
WHAT'S THIS? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees oughta put a stop to that!
bawnface
FUCKING LORRDDDD!!!!!
LostBob
I was once stung more than 20 times in one day. Fortunately, I'm also immune.
SurveyorDan
Is this show any good? Should I start watching this show?
MachoNacho95
Yes.
3ogla
I hope these are trained bees
tacothebird
Ye
PasanoidPasanoid
My dad has a small bee farm, a hobby stuff. I usually help him out so I get stung alot. I kinda got immune to swelling, but man it hurts so!
BritanyT
Best couple ever.
BrokenBlood
Gosh.. reminds me of my fiance so much.. <3
TaraAllen001
I will call him BeeMan!!!
thunder2132
Part of this joke is that you need to be stung once for your body to develop an allergy. If he was only stung once he still may be allergic.
JaackRS
Welp. Time to binge watch parks and rec for the 5th time
JusticusMcMaximus
I wish I could hire Johnny Karate for my nephews birthday party...
Technohawk
Is today Chris Pratt day? So many posts. Not that I'm complaining.
thatchrisprattissohot
Can every day be Chris Pratt day?
learn2dev
I'm immune to bees.
LumberjackPirates
guess i'll start watching this then... what's the name again?
thegraphiteknight
Parks and Recreation.
nice! thanks
analscream
the best show ever
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
Over abundance of bees? A briefcase full of of BEES should put a stop to that.
context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
bedbot
ArgyleGargoyle
https://media.giphy.com/media/TJBbXQooivUNq/giphy.gif
nclu
Yallare2fuckinsensitive
Man I need to go watch this show all over again now.
DanteLidge
I need to watch it for the first time...and I would have 4 days ago
Nirmy
I really wanna see it but Leslie reminds me of a crush I'll never get :/
AFuckingBazooka
Not with that attitude
bca360
If you have Hulu, make sure to watch there whenever possible for the producer's cut versions of episodes that Netflix doesn't have.
SuperKameDende
I've rewatched it 3 times so far and currently rewatching The Office again.
ebbydebbydoo
Litterally just finished the whole thing for the second time, like 5 mins ago. I recommend seeing it again.
Syng420
Only second?
ThaMo0s3
Watch ep1s1 yesterday for the first time, was expecting these two to be a couple....
LesPaulPilot
Just finished watching it again. I think it actually gets better.
Iamsonewatthis
I started watching one episode every morning on Hulu last December. I was so sad when it ended.
And then we got a sneaky 7th season. Best day ever
killrbee
I've never seen this show, should I watch it?
BrianThunderSnakeJuiceSpokesman
Absolutely. Season 1 is a bit rough but really hits its stride at S2. Warm and fuzzy with lots of sharp humour. Great combo.
It is fucking hilarious.
areyouwithme
I really really REALLY wish this was on Canadian Netflix. Like, this is my #1 request.
SirSnickleFritz
My roommates and I have put off watching the last two episodes so long that we're contemplating watching the whole thing again
biscuitsforeveryone
That's what I did. It took months to watch the past season.
ParappaTheVelociraptor
That's exactly what I've been doing with my rewatch of Scrubs. I don't want it to end again.
I've watched scrubs so many times. To this day the episode in season one with the old woman JD spends final moments with still chokes me up
I was super sad recently, and so I started watching Scrubs to cheer up. Too bad the episode was "My Lunch", the one with the rabies organs.
I skipped that one (and the next), and continued on my merry way. It's so good at comedy and gut punching emotion. Also, love the username.
SendMeYourSelfie
Which show is this from?
Parks and rec
Gonz000
Welcome to imgur
theberch
I'm so glad I listened to imgur's advice with this show. I'm on season 5. I started watching it two days ago.
thatawkwardlateguy
That was me with Scrubs
bi0v0id
I too sped watched it... Took me 5 days to finish it all, your pace is much better than mine
Actrox
First time round, such a magical time. Next 5 will be just as good. Next up Breaking bad, the Office, Futurama,
Vulpinologist
"Are you still watching?" "Yes..."
deranger
While I love Firefly and Community, the most similar show to P&R you're going to find is the Brooklyn Nine-Nine. One same creator, same feel
FlapWithMe
Thanks to a bunch of people here I got interested in this show, man it's hilarious.
Pixie0422
It happens. I watched while it was still on tv and I couldn't bring myself to watch season 5 until a couple months ago.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
I couldn't get past the second episode.
SleepyWalrus
From what I've heard (Haven't watched it myself) the first season is meh, and it goes uphill from there.
Pengarr
I like the first season personally but it's a very different kind of humor than the show has once it finds its own voice halfway through S2.
RamenOod
Like many people have said, the first season is shit. Either push through it like I did, or skip to season 2.
Ehh. I'll just find a show that's consistently good. Not going to skip a season cause people say, or push through mediocrity. Thanks though!
Understood lol. I only did it one day because I was incredibly bored.
But it IS consistently good after the first season (which is only 6 episodes). I skipped the first season (- ep 1), and I missed nothing.
legalizegillyweed
I skipped to season 2, season 1 is only 6 episodes you're not missing much by skipping them.
gayswansRus
What show? Asking for a friend *awkwardly laughs*
katheez
Parks and recreation. Enjoy, my friend.
Imgur suggested the office and that was the best 71 & 1/2 hours I've experienced, so I'll take imgur's advice again
Really? I tried to watch the first few episodes and it bored me. Does it get better? Parks & Rec takes some time to fully mature.
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TheSkeletonWar
I found them both mediocre at best. Then again, i'm a Scrubs kinda guy so maybe i've set the bar to an unreachable level.
The first season is awful, especially Michael's hair. It gets a LOT better though. If you're gonna watch it, watch it for Jim & Pam.Worth it
LordDenmark
SLOW DOWN! YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO MAKE NO SENSE! i miss Parks.. I miss Ann Perkins.... And April...... im sad... ill just kill myself again
JuneOokami
Again?
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
ZOMBIE!!!! RUNNNN!
ItBePatYo
Again? O.o
AGAIN!!!!!!!!! i would recommend it to some people.......
I must admit that you've got talent if you offed yourself and came back to life.
Thanks. It took some practise....
Basketballdogsandskinnybigboobs
Now watch firefly once your done!
BruceWillisFromTheFifthElement
Just want to point out the classiness here of no one saying "you're"... other than me. Dammit.
SilentiXx
Don't forget Community!
AztecLizard
http://imgur.com/N3yuT27
SuckItPeasants
The second season is my favorite!
MacThunderfart
It's already in my list good sir or madam.
I am a good sir! And jolly good. :-)
DreadPierateRoberts
Watch now
GilgameshWulfenbach
Dont let anyone spoil season 3! That's when things get good!
cw531
You motherfucker
Too soon, man. Too soon. :(
RatsOff2Ya
http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/officespacemichaelface.gif
rollercroaster
You monster
mrpleasant97
http://imgur.com/CMIaVOm
Well played though...
StandardDeviant
Someone with a calculator, figure out how many screens they would need to be watching P+R on simultaneously to get to season 5 in two days.
So you don't own a calculator?
I do, I just don't have it in front of me right now.
rckchlkjyhwk
If you figure in that each episode is 20 minutes long (I know some of them might be more), to watch from the pilot episode to the 1/?
Season 4 finale, it would take between 22 and 23 hours. So it MIGHT be possible.
Oh yeah, they are half an hour. I thought they were an hour each
I've been sick with strep throat. So I literally have nothing to do. It is insanely possible.
Buttfarting
I did that with Dr Who. Except those episodes are so long you can't get very far in one day
HPTradecraft
If you've gotta pick one guy to guard your galaxy, pick this guy.
MyNamesMace
IMO, I thought that movie was garbage, mostly because people hyped it up so much
causeimagoddamngenius
Yes he is the sploosh King!
raidleadergutts
"Guard your galaxy". Is that what the kids call it these days?
jimothywilson
Immune to bees, good starting point.
PurplePixieUK
They got my dick message!
Devan24x7
Franklin Richards.
Hayatev3
If the universe were full of huge evil bee aliens, he would be perfect!
MoissyLover
Which show is this?
xWonko
parks and recreation :)
samsonguy920
So who guards my iPhone?
your wallet?
I picked the smart mouth raccoon, is that cool too?
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
Thankfully you can find plenty of raccoons in Pawnee!
BoneSawIsReady
"How can a mouth be smart? It has no brain." -Drax probably
YourGiddyAunt
I, uh, might have picked a tree...
palaeastur
I am... Groot?
murderhobbit
I picked a highly trained, efficient, deadly assassin, are you guys even trying?
Well that's just cheating.
3bdallah
I picked BlueTista
HalfPixelated
I got the guy who doesn't understand metaphors
I got the green chick.
NekoMiko06
Isn't the first sting the one that primes your immune system to react if it's susceptible to allergies?
akidthatjustfiguredouthowtochangeusername
looks so happy though
Durff123
I got stung once. It takes two stings to realize if you're allergic or not.
AndyHarrison360
Maybe he's got a point...I've only ever been stung by a bee once!
Flyndaran
I've been bitten by bees, but never stung by them.
DyslectorDestroyerOfWords
CubeVortex
2 parks & rec posts in a row, oh boy it's my lucky day!
wackywoohoopizzaman
Andy gets it. Just like with being shot by small bullets to build up immunity to bigger bullets
FastandBiCurious
Season 7 of this show didn't do it for me. I know they were focused on sentimental value and wrapping things up, but I didn't laugh once.
bec2ab
Season 3 was the best.
25schmeckles
I have been trying to find this episode FOREVER! Someone please tell me, I need to hear Leslie say she needs to fix her bee hole problem
junedug
It's the one where they try to take down the wall Eagleton built between the towns. Can't remember what season/ep. number
ToaChronix
WHAT'S THIS? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees oughta put a stop to that!
bawnface
FUCKING LORRDDDD!!!!!
LostBob
I was once stung more than 20 times in one day. Fortunately, I'm also immune.
SurveyorDan
Is this show any good? Should I start watching this show?
MachoNacho95
Yes.
3ogla
I hope these are trained bees
tacothebird
Ye
PasanoidPasanoid
My dad has a small bee farm, a hobby stuff. I usually help him out so I get stung alot. I kinda got immune to swelling, but man it hurts so!
BritanyT
Best couple ever.
BrokenBlood
Gosh.. reminds me of my fiance so much.. <3
TaraAllen001
I will call him BeeMan!!!
thunder2132
Part of this joke is that you need to be stung once for your body to develop an allergy. If he was only stung once he still may be allergic.
JaackRS
Welp. Time to binge watch parks and rec for the 5th time
JusticusMcMaximus
I wish I could hire Johnny Karate for my nephews birthday party...
Technohawk
Is today Chris Pratt day? So many posts. Not that I'm complaining.
thatchrisprattissohot
Can every day be Chris Pratt day?
learn2dev
I'm immune to bees.
LumberjackPirates
guess i'll start watching this then... what's the name again?
thegraphiteknight
Parks and Recreation.
LumberjackPirates
nice! thanks
analscream
the best show ever
IDontWantFOPgoddamnit
Over abundance of bees? A briefcase full of of BEES should put a stop to that.
MachoNacho95
context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
bedbot
ArgyleGargoyle
https://media.giphy.com/media/TJBbXQooivUNq/giphy.gif
nclu
Yallare2fuckinsensitive
Man I need to go watch this show all over again now.
DanteLidge
I need to watch it for the first time...and I would have 4 days ago
Nirmy
I really wanna see it but Leslie reminds me of a crush I'll never get :/
AFuckingBazooka
Not with that attitude
bca360
If you have Hulu, make sure to watch there whenever possible for the producer's cut versions of episodes that Netflix doesn't have.
SuperKameDende
I've rewatched it 3 times so far and currently rewatching The Office again.
ebbydebbydoo
Litterally just finished the whole thing for the second time, like 5 mins ago. I recommend seeing it again.
Syng420
Only second?
ThaMo0s3
Watch ep1s1 yesterday for the first time, was expecting these two to be a couple....
LesPaulPilot
Just finished watching it again. I think it actually gets better.
Iamsonewatthis
I started watching one episode every morning on Hulu last December. I was so sad when it ended.
Yallare2fuckinsensitive
And then we got a sneaky 7th season. Best day ever
killrbee
I've never seen this show, should I watch it?
BrianThunderSnakeJuiceSpokesman
Absolutely. Season 1 is a bit rough but really hits its stride at S2. Warm and fuzzy with lots of sharp humour. Great combo.
Yallare2fuckinsensitive
It is fucking hilarious.
areyouwithme
I really really REALLY wish this was on Canadian Netflix. Like, this is my #1 request.
SirSnickleFritz
My roommates and I have put off watching the last two episodes so long that we're contemplating watching the whole thing again
biscuitsforeveryone
That's what I did. It took months to watch the past season.
ParappaTheVelociraptor
That's exactly what I've been doing with my rewatch of Scrubs. I don't want it to end again.
SirSnickleFritz
I've watched scrubs so many times. To this day the episode in season one with the old woman JD spends final moments with still chokes me up
ParappaTheVelociraptor
I was super sad recently, and so I started watching Scrubs to cheer up. Too bad the episode was "My Lunch", the one with the rabies organs.
ParappaTheVelociraptor
I skipped that one (and the next), and continued on my merry way. It's so good at comedy and gut punching emotion. Also, love the username.
SendMeYourSelfie
Which show is this from?
Yallare2fuckinsensitive
Parks and rec
Gonz000
Welcome to imgur
theberch
I'm so glad I listened to imgur's advice with this show. I'm on season 5. I started watching it two days ago.
thatawkwardlateguy
That was me with Scrubs
bi0v0id
I too sped watched it... Took me 5 days to finish it all, your pace is much better than mine
Actrox
First time round, such a magical time. Next 5 will be just as good. Next up Breaking bad, the Office, Futurama,
Vulpinologist
"Are you still watching?" "Yes..."
deranger
While I love Firefly and Community, the most similar show to P&R you're going to find is the Brooklyn Nine-Nine. One same creator, same feel
FlapWithMe
Thanks to a bunch of people here I got interested in this show, man it's hilarious.
Pixie0422
It happens. I watched while it was still on tv and I couldn't bring myself to watch season 5 until a couple months ago.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
I couldn't get past the second episode.
SleepyWalrus
From what I've heard (Haven't watched it myself) the first season is meh, and it goes uphill from there.
Pengarr
I like the first season personally but it's a very different kind of humor than the show has once it finds its own voice halfway through S2.
RamenOod
Like many people have said, the first season is shit. Either push through it like I did, or skip to season 2.
NothingRhymesWithClockworkOrange
Ehh. I'll just find a show that's consistently good. Not going to skip a season cause people say, or push through mediocrity. Thanks though!
RamenOod
Understood lol. I only did it one day because I was incredibly bored.
ParappaTheVelociraptor
But it IS consistently good after the first season (which is only 6 episodes). I skipped the first season (- ep 1), and I missed nothing.
legalizegillyweed
I skipped to season 2, season 1 is only 6 episodes you're not missing much by skipping them.
gayswansRus
What show? Asking for a friend *awkwardly laughs*
katheez
Parks and recreation. Enjoy, my friend.
gayswansRus
Imgur suggested the office and that was the best 71 & 1/2 hours I've experienced, so I'll take imgur's advice again
katheez
Really? I tried to watch the first few episodes and it bored me. Does it get better? Parks & Rec takes some time to fully mature.
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TheSkeletonWar
I found them both mediocre at best. Then again, i'm a Scrubs kinda guy so maybe i've set the bar to an unreachable level.
gayswansRus
The first season is awful, especially Michael's hair. It gets a LOT better though. If you're gonna watch it, watch it for Jim & Pam.Worth it
LordDenmark
SLOW DOWN! YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO MAKE NO SENSE! i miss Parks.. I miss Ann Perkins.... And April...... im sad... ill just kill myself again
JuneOokami
Again?
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105
ZOMBIE!!!! RUNNNN!
ItBePatYo
Again? O.o
LordDenmark
AGAIN!!!!!!!!! i would recommend it to some people.......
ItBePatYo
I must admit that you've got talent if you offed yourself and came back to life.
LordDenmark
Thanks. It took some practise....
Basketballdogsandskinnybigboobs
Now watch firefly once your done!
BruceWillisFromTheFifthElement
Just want to point out the classiness here of no one saying "you're"... other than me. Dammit.
SilentiXx
Don't forget Community!
AztecLizard
http://imgur.com/N3yuT27
SuckItPeasants
The second season is my favorite!
MacThunderfart
theberch
It's already in my list good sir or madam.
Basketballdogsandskinnybigboobs
I am a good sir! And jolly good. :-)
DreadPierateRoberts
Watch now
GilgameshWulfenbach
Dont let anyone spoil season 3! That's when things get good!
MacThunderfart
cw531
You motherfucker
ItBePatYo
Too soon, man. Too soon. :(
RatsOff2Ya
http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/officespacemichaelface.gif
rollercroaster
You monster
mrpleasant97
http://imgur.com/CMIaVOm
mrpleasant97
Well played though...
StandardDeviant
Someone with a calculator, figure out how many screens they would need to be watching P+R on simultaneously to get to season 5 in two days.
Syng420
So you don't own a calculator?
StandardDeviant
I do, I just don't have it in front of me right now.
rckchlkjyhwk
If you figure in that each episode is 20 minutes long (I know some of them might be more), to watch from the pilot episode to the 1/?
rckchlkjyhwk
Season 4 finale, it would take between 22 and 23 hours. So it MIGHT be possible.
StandardDeviant
Oh yeah, they are half an hour. I thought they were an hour each
theberch
I've been sick with strep throat. So I literally have nothing to do. It is insanely possible.
Buttfarting
I did that with Dr Who. Except those episodes are so long you can't get very far in one day
HPTradecraft
If you've gotta pick one guy to guard your galaxy, pick this guy.
MyNamesMace
IMO, I thought that movie was garbage, mostly because people hyped it up so much
causeimagoddamngenius
Yes he is the sploosh King!
raidleadergutts
"Guard your galaxy". Is that what the kids call it these days?
jimothywilson
Immune to bees, good starting point.
PurplePixieUK
They got my dick message!
Devan24x7
Franklin Richards.
Hayatev3
If the universe were full of huge evil bee aliens, he would be perfect!
MoissyLover
Which show is this?
xWonko
parks and recreation :)
samsonguy920
So who guards my iPhone?
xWonko
your wallet?
BrianThunderSnakeJuiceSpokesman
I picked the smart mouth raccoon, is that cool too?
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
Thankfully you can find plenty of raccoons in Pawnee!
BoneSawIsReady
"How can a mouth be smart? It has no brain." -Drax probably
YourGiddyAunt
I, uh, might have picked a tree...
palaeastur
I am... Groot?
murderhobbit
I picked a highly trained, efficient, deadly assassin, are you guys even trying?
BrianThunderSnakeJuiceSpokesman
Well that's just cheating.
3bdallah
I picked BlueTista
HalfPixelated
I got the guy who doesn't understand metaphors
ItBePatYo
I got the green chick.