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FUCK YOU SPACE ELVES HUMAN SCIENCE ROCKS
There is too few Humanity, Fuck Yeah images around. Here's a few. Have fun!
Invisifat
All humans are born mad. Whether a little, or a lot, they come out into a screaming, itching world and respond accordingly; by being worse.
FunAlternativeFact
#3 Ax in the Animorph books. He admitted once that he wasn't paying attention in class because there was an attractive Andalite female.
butwhatamisaying
Hello, fellow Death Breathers
jedreeves
I feel like the last short story would be how a North Korean Officer would act/react to a war with the U.S.
SuperHir0
#2 there are a few other elements that can create forms of life outside of Carbon, but subsequently we'd kind of be toxic to each other.
hadtodownvote1
IIRC there was a discovery of arsenic-based life a few years ago, in a (to us) toxic lake somewhere here on earth
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Damn I love these
Gutsman25
KonradKurze has a large collection of HFY stories. Some are some serious tearjerkers.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Humans have been to the edge of the yard and discovered rocks
BuckeyeBTH
Then you're gonna love: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/new/ Home to the longest written book i know of... The Deathworlders (updates monthly)
TwokN
https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/wiki/ref/universes/jenkinsverse/all_works The whole universe, currently. Next main chapter should be Friday.
GuW69
There is material for several movies here, and I would crowdfund most of them
Tomohane
Tv series. On par with firefly. Norhing less. Nothing more
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
im sad stabby the roomba was left out.
DanteTheWise
I love these
thebirdbiologist
Favorited for when I need reminding that (((some))) of humanity is worth saving.
Reidsb
I was gonna get mad you reposted the first one of this whole giant series but then there was new stuff and I stopped being mad.
hye1901
What do you mean?
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hye1901
Oh, damn! Sweet! Thank you, it didn't pop up when I was searching for Humanity Fuck Yeah on Imgur
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
#2 isn't oxygen rusting us rather than setting us on fire?
Astramancer
Same difference. They're both exothermic oxidizing reactions, the only real difference is magnitude.
mithiwithi
The difference between rusting, burning, and exploding is wattage.
KRider92
That last one is simply awesome. Kudos to the writer!!!
nukemall
I love seeing new ones of these! The last one is great!
8Cor1
A human is at it's most dangerous upon shouting "LEEROY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS"
crossdressingfoxes
This dumplr is making its way onto the FP at least twice a day now.
jherazob
And I upvote them every time
hye1901
Hopefully. And maybe other people will add to it. That's kinda the idea. There's not enough HFY here, so i tried to kickstart some
asquiiiiiiisha
I've never seen the last one or the one about Kirk before.
nicholcm
we dont trust you with anything more dangerous than a piece of string - awsome
iwillmessagerandompeoplegifs
I remember one where aliens invaded and humans were slaves, they fought back by introducing animals to the aliens I think in Australia.
hadtodownvote1
Maybe this one? https://everystarstorm.tumblr.com/post/158405746300/phantoms-lair-theflowerguantlet
Canofminus
#1 The you'd have to explain how humans bred submittion and obenience into wolves creating another species to be a companion for hunting,1/?
Canofminus
guarding, and eventually more advanced tasks such as herding and finding missing people. Then right before the alien expresses how 2/?
Canofminus
impressed we are to have done something so early in our human history a fucking pug walks by and then you have to explain which end is 3/?
Canofminus
the face and which end is the exposed anus gland and then say "some humans want this" 4/4
mithiwithi
I kinda hope by the time we make First Contact we've bred pugs back into a healthy state.
TwokN
There's a story about that in which the aliens ask how long we've been engineering dogs and the reply is that we sort of just did it.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
#1 is cool because dog variety is the complete opposite of a species of alien all looking the same in films.
mithiwithi
One of the reasons I liked Schlock Mercenary. Most of the non-humans had a diverse range of skin/fur/scale color, size, proportions, etc.
PanicAtTheCostco
The only reason aliens look like that in sci fi is because they are so advanced their species have evolved to that. They predict humans
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Really? A lot of natural selection weeding out humans lately?
PanicAtTheCostco
are on the same path.
spareseatonmyface
Oxygen is not fucking setting us on fire. Such a ridiculous post.
PanicAtTheCostco
A lot of these were stupid. Like you can make literally anything sound threatening with the right adjectives
YerDadSellsAvon
exactly oxidation is usually due to free radicals such as Ozone not normal oxygen
masterofallhesurveys
Technically, it is rusting us over time. Rust being a very slow fire. Also, can't tell if post is serious or not. :/
spareseatonmyface
No it is not rusting. Rusting is a specific reaction between water, oxygen and iron. Not to mention combustion is another thing entirely.
NaturallyWeCalledOurStuffGatoradez
While both are redox rxns combustion requires organic matter. They are not synonymous stop supporting that post
SunderedShadow
and some more HFY for anyone interested. https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/wiki/ref/universes/jenkinsverse/timeline_reading_order
SunderedShadow
https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/6irjdl/perserverance/
TwokN
https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/wiki/ref/universes/jenkinsverse/all_works And the universe in its entirety.
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Wankermonn
Humans are adorable panel. -Alien Buzzfeed
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
CrazyCanuck150
Kinda true. Meet aliens, someone sneezes on one, wipes out entire civilization.
TheGhastHunter
*cough* smallpox in the new world *cough*
CrazyCanuck150
exactly.
dragonball1909
Literally *cough* smallpox *cough*
scavar
What comic is this? Seems interesting!
iGuessThisUserNameIsntTaken
It's called Freefall.
scavar
Thanks as well friend!
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
Freefall a gag-a-day comic that started in 98 (there's obviously a huge backlog). freefall.purrsia.com
ODSTsRule
I fear nothing, i read the entire Pumpkin-Archive in two very bored very jobless days!
p75369
I wouldn't say gag-a-day. I would take that to mean something like Garfield. It is an ongoing narative.
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
and delivers a full joke with almost every strip, it meets the standard to be a gag-a-day.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
PUPPY! \o/
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
Tɪɴʏ Cᴛʜᴜʟʜᴜ (in a space suit) \o/
scavar
Thanks friend!
wrmeredi
Thank you so much for collecting all these! I love these type of posts!
Tomohane
Googlesearch: hfy reddit recommended reading order (or conical order) several storries/characters are colabs/borrowd. Just my 5 cents
kidafrika2020
Dude, get on Reddit and search for hfy.
BuckeyeBTH
Then you're gonna love: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/new/ Home to the longest written book i know of... The Deathworlders (updates monthly)
dinoleader
This^^ started reading last week and barely 20-30 chapters in worth it
Tomohane
Several sorries is intermingeld and or borrows characters. And i love it
madethistoaskforboobies
Whoever wrote that last one..give them a book deal and sell me something!
Tomohane
here, a listing of stories build around a universe, multiple writers, tonnes of fun, some silly was given this gift some time back
eshquilts7
Right? I want more of this!
Chivatha
i laugh whenever i read it... really want a continuation.
gleely
go read "The fourth wave" on r/HFY because it's one of the best not book books I've ever read
KrisL187
I really enjoyed that one. Reading through this post was "that's neat, that too, cool" but that last one just makes me want more.
YesMyNameIsCalvin
Reddit.com/r/hfy/
LewdEverything
Dont make me read it god dammit
Drakhma
the last one was awsome
Durtschi
Agreed. I read most of these every time they're reposted, this one was new and I loved it. It's applicable to us too. We all make mistakes.
Durtschi
If we don't die from them, or choose to ignore them we will learn and become better.
malachitedragon
Agreed, I'd read the hell out of a series of short stories by this guy
Tomohane
https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/wiki/ref/universes/jenkinsverse/chronological_reading_order
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jtb1313
Is there a way to get this on my kindle
Tomohane
Never used kindle. I dont know. Copy paste? I down loaded/saved several tabs and read em while commuting (android user)
Tomohane
2: my google browser have a save/ download page funktion. So i just opend say 5-10 tabs the night before and saved em for the next morning
kelpo122
I was reading the "Humans don't make good pets" stories last month, they are great. Thanks for the link, man.
Tomohane
Finnishing up the xiu chang saga by hume before hambone continues her storry in his works. Xiu`s saga is awsome. Quite preffer gaoians (^_^)
Tomohane
2: Found any other works narrated in the view point from the ailien? I mean yeah several storries have that to some extent but its not...
Tomohane
3: like the main view point/ equal parts from their side in an event. Translator problems can lead to some quite funny sceenes/missunderstan
kelpo122
I haven't delved that deep in HFY because I browse ocasionaly and find it hard to find the good stories. One I read was sightless, 1/2
kelpo122
3/3 the federation or w/e and basically nobody knows much about them, so lots of missundertanding with translation.
kelpo122
2/2 it just had 1 chapter then, don't know if it has more now. It fit your qualifications for alien PoV. In sightless humans are new to
Jawesome19
It would be better and more realistic if we were the planet of uncivilized murderers who can barely keep from annihilating each other
Jawesome19
ND die insanely easily from so many different things. Disease ridden,filthy, creatures who horde material belongings while ignoring
Jawesome19
The needs of their neighbors. Sometimes their existence is so miserable they actual end their own life, it's extremely common there
Jawesome19
But they press on through their own ignorance and greed. Wading through the muck they themselves created by killing the very planet that
Jawesome19
Keeps them alive. The human race is poison and for that reason we cannot let them know of our existence. All communications with Earth is
Jawesome19
Considered treason amongst the galactic federation and is subject to death. These creatures are beyond redemption. We must let them cause
Smilinnoir
Would you favorite this? I'd favorite this. I'd favorite this HARD.
BuckeyeBTH
Then you're gonna love: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY Home to the longest written book i know of... The Deathworlders (updates monthly)
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thebirdbiologist
I hate leaving dots, but I really want to remember to look that up...so •
BuckeyeBTH
Here's the link The Deathworlders wiki http://hfy-archive.org/book/deathworlders
TwokN
https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/wiki/ref/universes/jenkinsverse/all_works And all the associated works. New chapter should be up Friday or so.
thebirdbiologist
Thanks!
borisabillard2
Dot .
BuckeyeBTH
Then you're gonna love: https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/new/ Home to the longest written book i know of... The Deathworlders (updates monthly)
borisabillard2
Ah yes, I stopped when the redhead was on the yeti planet .
BuckeyeBTH
You have a lot to catch up on.
TwokN
https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/wiki/ref/universes/jenkinsverse/all_works