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proudharto
My first I wasn't aware it was anything but a normal cookie at first. (had a cold so I couldn't taste well) figured it out pretty fast
ElCapitanObvious
Ate a piece of special cake at a friends wedding. Holy moly, I have never been so sick. I swear I could feel the earth turning. Puke.
immortalpoet
Yet never a fatal overdose ;)
randybiz
I had smoked everyday for years before my first edible. Then I found out what interstellar space travel was like....
WolfgangPacoSr
I spent an entire 8 hours stuck on the couch during a ranging party... I was alright cause the couch was my sanctuary, my security blanket.
trippinoctopus
my first edible experience i passed out, woke up 16 hours later, in pain, stoned, and for some reason i couldn't hear well. had to work
Blasterbator
I violently shuked myself and was super baked the rest of the night. 10/10 would do again.
CasualFridayHandjob
First edible I remember sitting in a bathroom staring at myself in the mirror for a half hour. Didn't even realize a minute went by.
distilledwill
Satan pulling your heart out through your kneecaps.
intotheEnd
Eh...was at friend's house, I felt like I was on fire and ice at the same time, then rolled into friend's dog house and slept for 16 hours
Disembowleeh
This happened to me the first time I dropped acid. A rookie mistake, but god what a trip!
illmx
I just had a cookie. Does that count?
HappySpandex
IveGotJustTheThingForYou
...Seriously though, so was in Amsterdam for a week. The only thing I ate were waffles and space cakes. Weak ass high.
formington
My first was before my fraternity's alumni dinner, where I was a server. Asshat didn't tell me they were special. Carried trays like a pro
nicolacola00
I love selling some and hearing this response after warning everyone
AntiHistaminez
I too, inject a marijuana from time to time
Jamspots
Last time I ate edibles, I had a conversation with my dead grandmother.
bringyourownblankets
Edibles have given me hangovers before.
ductilezero
No way! Its a different high than smoking or vaping. But its not as intense as what is shown here. I live in BC Canada and we got the best.
Valharroth
I read this as everyone's first bible. Figured it was a metaphor.
Speldrawng
Well, it certainly can be a religious experience, so you're not wrong.
malva621
First time eating edibles, I had about 5 and was high until the next evening.
frpgn
@tehfuneh
tehfuneh
Hehehe
myweaknessisstrong
Why do edibles hit so much harder than plain old smokeable weed? Drug virgin, here.
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
Digesting thc takes longer to get into the blood and takes longer to get out., Cannabutter is very concentrated (1oz weed to 1 pound butter)
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
so your average pan of brownies will have about 1/4oz of weed in it, for many a months ration.
myweaknessisstrong
it makes it sound like edibles are a more economically wise decision. Thanks!
squelcheswetly
Supposedly, the body metabolizes the THC into different, more potent compounds. Body reacts differently. Read an article on it. Will find.
squelcheswetly
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/13/smoke-vs-snack-why-edible-marijuana-is-stronger-than-smoking.html
myweaknessisstrong
Thank you so much!
squelcheswetly
Yeah. I ate some brownies a while back. Was stoned for 36 hours. Very unpleasant.
mynameisnotalice
Mainly it's because it needs some time for the stuff to get absorbed. If you 'feel nothing' while smoking a joint, you take a few more (1)
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draws and everything is fine. If the same happens with a cookie and you eat another the stuff most likely wasn't absorbed yet. And you (2)
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took double the dosage that would have been necessary for a good trip. - another drug virgin (3)
RetroFlamingo
I kept having to touch my sisters arm to make sure I was still in this dimension.
drunkist
I've been infusing it into Mezcal with a technique I found on Popular Science (no joke). Can confirm the truth of this but with Margaritas!
Gfreak
I just recently took my first edible.... about 1.25g worth of medicinal into the brownie I ate.
Gfreak
2 hours in? That shit got reaaaaaaal intense, reaaal fast lol.
HitlersHornyNippleRing
I got high just by reading this comic
SexyDoughnuts
My first edible experience ended up with me laughing so hard at nothing I threw up Then spending the rest of the night looking at the stars.
theblackcanaryyy
I laughed so I hard I cried during a movie. Which movie, you might ask? Shawshank Redemption.
gamlingcs
My first, I didn't know it would take so long, ended up nearly passing out from sensory overload then puked and passed out on the drive home
WillDrug
That's actually just nervous energy, thc doesn't have that effect at all
BritaThePurifier
I was crying from laughing, and thought I was crying a puddle at my feet. Convinced I had to stop laughing so I wouldn't dry up.
BatchOCookies
First time, my friends and I tried them together. Two people had bad experiences. Two felt nothing. I laughed my ass off for hours.
Mooshbah
I ate a big bowl of spaghetti and melted into the couch. Literally felt like I was melting
raptorfences
That doesn't sound entirely terrible.
SexyDoughnuts
Oh it wasn't at all, it was just a very powerful high, but I knew how to manage it so it wasn't all that bad. Throwing up sucked though
Rogahar
Thing with hurling is that it sucks at the time but afterwards you feel way better.
Polygrammar
When my first edible kicked in I ended up laying in bed shivering uncontrollably because I could feel my blood pumping through my veins.
Bigstinky1990
That sounds tony the tiger !
CatBlaster5000
wha.... what?
CatBlaster5000
Oh, nvm. I got it.
EwokOnAUnicorn
In my early days of injecting marijuana I puked too. I was so baked had no time to make it to the b room. Puked on my shorts lol.
martmedbart
Freaked out because I was convinced I would run outside naked.When told just not to do so, I cried and said I didn't think I could avoid it!
ironmansvibrator
I think thats more of LSD than weed.
martmedbart
No LSD; we just made the brownies with waaay to much weed.Combined with having very little experience I just got really paranoid and weird.
iAmNature
I went to biology 1002 and then had to get up and leave in the middle of calc 2 due to not being able to handle being there.
SexyDoughnuts
Laughing too hard, internally freaking out or what??
iAmNature
pretty much. Worst part was the aisles between the desks were super small and backpack littered. I was in the very back fml :(
CitizenDickbag
I ate two, tried to play KOTOR 2, had a massive laughing fit and then slid into abject paranoia that was terrifying.
ironmansvibrator
I have been smoking weed for almost a year, then my cousins gets me cookies, 7 of them. Ate all of them in one go and when it kicks, 1/2
ironmansvibrator
it kicked so hard, i cant move for an hour, laughed at everything and it took me 3 hours to finally get down to normal state.
diewithme
My first time was alone with a buddy of mine, but i was convinced there were 3 more people there and he was Trying to Get me in to an orgie.
jonmo96
I think that weed was coated in LSD or something m8.
diewithme
Næ, i was just really drunk too
jonmo96
Ah, I see! ...I dont understand how people manage to do that. Twitching just makes me pass the fuck out.
diewithme
I had 8 beers and one bottle of 20% booze then i smoked 3 joints. I was a mess
twsx
Not an edible per se, but I remember once when I was younger a friend and I had a tiny piece of hash left. It was very small, barely 1/5
twsx
enough to roll with. So we decided to just chunk it up and put it into the McDonalds coffee we were having at the moment. Worst mistake 2/5
twsx
I've ever made. The coffee being digested over the next couple of hours, combined with the fact that this way you actually absorb 100% 3/5
twsx
of the substance instead of just the miniscule amount when you smoke it, well, let's just say a 5 hour overly intense high isn't as much 4/5
twsx
fun as you'd think it might be. 5/5
IronicUsername
Smoking actually gets a higher concentration of THC into the body but edibles pass through the liver, giving a different feeling effect.
ticklemypeaches
Good story. +1
DICEM4N
I think I know the feeling, I got absolutely stoned over a weekend, couldn't come down until about 2-3 days later. Fucked with me mentally.
AlaskanTrashPanda
I made some cannabis tea, the other night. I fell asleep and woke up, 13 hours later, still stoned. I had to go to work like that.
1mazrim
I know people say wake and bake but in the morning the thought of being stoned is horrible
AlaskanTrashPanda
Wake and bake is pretty great. Waking up still stoned from the night before sucks ass, though.
lexx416
I, too, am interested.
IcandowhateverIlike
Wouldn't cannabis tea by definition be a latte? Shit's not water soluble, bro, gotta use fats.
AlaskanTrashPanda
I mean, I guess? I just made tea with a normal tea bag and added cannabutter and honey.
Moridion
Probably an easier way would be to skip the butter. http://www.cannahoney.com/
AlaskanTrashPanda
OH for sure. I just didn't have any.
Edge0fHeaven
I just wish I could sleep 8 hours lol
AlaskanTrashPanda
Try some weed tea!
Edge0fHeaven
not legal in my state
AlaskanTrashPanda
It wasn't legal for us a year ago, I still had it! *not that I'm promoting breaking the law*
sugar3
Waking up still stoned is one of the worst experiences you will ever have
BaahPMunnie
I tried to microdose with a brownie and ate some before I went to bed for better sleep. Dog woke me up and it was a horribly psychedelic1/2
BaahPMunnie
It was almost impossible to go to sleep and I was messed up until early afternoon. Not fun.
fatfury
as an everyday smoker i wish i could wake up stoned.
sugar3
Tolerance builds up so quick :(
AlaskanTrashPanda
I hear that! 4 dabs in and I'm not stoned >.< I had just used too much cannabutter that day.
Howdoilife
Jesus fuck i'm okay with not being on your level, my tolerance is way lower than yours lmao
IHaveATacoBellSign
Why? Waking up drunk is fun! Waking up stoned I feel would be the same. Am I wrong?
AlaskanTrashPanda
light and just want to vomit, much like when I am hungover. (2/2)
AlaskanTrashPanda
Waking up stoned is a little different. You feel weightless and insanely heavy, at the same time. For me, I get really sensitive to (1/2)
IHaveATacoBellSign
Well that sucks.
AlaskanTrashPanda
That is just for me, though. It could be different for other people.
AlaskanTrashPanda
It does.
AinsleysOilySacrifice
duuuuude, how buzzed were you while at work?
AlaskanTrashPanda
Like really really high. I was having trouble talking and I had a conference call.
Howdoilife
Poor soul. Probably nervous as hell. Only time I was high at work I couldn't take my eyes off this girl's perfect ass. Got yelled at.
AlaskanTrashPanda
Oh wow! Wish I could have seen that haha. And I made it, my boss thinks I'm pregnant so he thought it was just morning sickness.
grumplestiltzkin
Well, thc isn't water soluble, so good job on being a shitty liar, I guess. Does lying about doing drugs make you feel cool?
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grumplestiltzkin
Well congrats on buying something that either wasn't thc or somehow defied the laws of physics and chemistry.
AlaskanTrashPanda
Calm the fuck down, asswipe. I made tea and added cannabutter. Good job on being a shitbag. Does that feel good?
grumplestiltzkin
Holy fuck you buttered your tea thats even sadder than lying about making tea lol. You didn't make weed tea, you made tea and then ruined it
AlaskanTrashPanda
You really just love raining on the parade, don't you? I made it, it was good, now take your sad, pathetic comments to someone who cares.
grumplestiltzkin
lmao ok buddy, fact remains that you still didnt make weed tea. maybe eat another stick of butter to make yourself feel better lmao
jskurte
I've always wanted to make it but I don't know how :c help plis
AlaskanTrashPanda
Haha I just make tea and add some weed butter and honey to it.
Greenbeanjake
Just learn to make the butter then you can make anything. It gets stinky tho.
debunker
There's this thing I use .. works every time. It's google.com
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StellarPsyke
How high are you? Please don't make cannabis tea with butter
whatsupwiththatsmile
Oh, a bit i guess. I thought we were talking about eadibles in general
chunderfromdownunder
Butter tea is a thing, why not cannabutter tea?
PapiChuloNumeroUno
Butter is way better than water and tea at absorbing thc though. As it binds to fat at higher temprature. (~160°C is the sweetspot iirc)
Vectorman2
Soak your teabag in boiling bong water, drink quickly, chase with a shot of vodka!
grumplestiltzkin
Wrong. THC is not water soluble.
KetchupHead
Ahhh... Early morning vomit in my mouth thanks @vectorman2
koopaya
That sounds... awful...
grumplestiltzkin
Not only will it taste awful, but thc isnt water soluble, so it wont even get you high.
untraceabledildo
Thanks for the weed tea recipe! Taste bad?
grumplestiltzkin
THC is not water soluble. Not only will it taste awful, but you won't get high, at all. Not even a little bit.
jedijazz
Seriously don't do that...
KobeWan
dont do that
untraceabledildo
Thanks...sounded sketchy
Howdoilife
Lemme repeat, DON'T DO THAT
GiddyKipper
Literally just break it into anything; Works best in cakes/ flapjacks... Cook oats in butter and sugar/syrup then add hash, cool and eat.
fatfury
doesnt cookin it above a certain temp cook away the thc? so a cake would be to high in temperature wasting a lot. starts to vaporize at 285f
lemonlock
As someone who has done quite a bit of cooking with budder the heat is needed to activate the thc, it's what makes the thc bond to the fat
feeltheice
No. That's bullshit. Start with Your weed butter and bake away. Brownies are amazing if you make an oz for 1 batch
fatfury
yah i know when the butter is made its different.. it seems like hes saying break it directly into those things and cook away