Ouze
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1497
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(with apologies to Tom Hanks)
Apr 3, 2018 4:02 AM
Ouze
66890
1497
61
(with apologies to Tom Hanks)
Mayokopp
When you literally only have to press q to kill the entire enemy team
LasciviousHedgehog
dagnorbert
Lmao... love it
sammag05
BEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANSBEANS
I usually do thumb.
jimmyv723
When you're done -
dyslexic96
Upvote for the apology
excapeartist
That's when you step it up a notch with the ol' Buddy Christ
Onedaychicken
Lol, good one :)
LordDamien
Hell yeh, love me some ass play!
SnortCokeOffAWeiner
Anal tip: scratch the inside of your cheek first. If it hurts there, it's gonna hurt was more in the butt. Keep those nails trimmed.
petpet3d
In that order
BlueEyedOverlord
Doing th Lord’s work
AWESOMEBOT
Not just the butt. Vag is also sensitive with delicate flesh
Tommyboyaroundthebend
SnortCokeOffAWeiner
True for fingering anywhere, but especially so for in the ass.
TRYoungn
Also, lube the tube. Not too much though, otherwise it’s a greasy slip and slide but no action.
TristanChipchase
unspoken life hack right here
seratraxalyn
Wish I could upvote this more than once.
TechnicallyRight
inside of your cheek?
AWESOMEBOT
Mouth cheek bc it's delicate
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
Instructions unclear, stuck own dick in mouth then trimmed nails
SnortCokeOffAWeiner
A common, but impressive mistake
Ouze
I think you did it right
gahzeeruh
scratched my nails and trimmed my dick
MixmasterX28
Monkeytron
So, you’re circumsized now?
pushingchildrenintotraffic
Press down so that you're rubbing your own D through her poop shoot.
LifeEaterVirus
Hello from the other side!!!
DrxnkYourJuxce
YeahDaddySpinOnMyAss
TwistedAttitudes
Or just defy anatomy and grab the whole thing through the walls
Snopony
So that's what he's doing!
Nutkin
The Adele!
buttchops
Damn good advance !! Than rub it on her back when your done. It establish domanince
Zorbaq
*chute https://3.imimg.com/data3/WM/EP/MY-1117606/chute-conveyor-250x250.jpg
youropinionmeansnothing
ijerkofftothingsyoureport
I love doing that. It’s even better with another D
UmamiMama
Really?
eiebe
Yep yep no better feeling
FloriduhMan
You have 2 dicks??
FloriduhMan
Wait no...I get it.
BallsMcBallinton
Thats called The Adele. "Hello from the other side!"
thatpatguy
If you swivel your hips while you thrust it's called Rolling in the Deep.
neffstradamus
UpvoteTotem
I'm keeping this
maincarrot
Hello from the OTHA SIIIIII-I-I-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
maincarrot
THAT IS MY FINGA, IT FEELS NIIIIIIIII-I-IIIIIIIIIIICE
pbang
I must of cum'd 1000 TIIIIIIIII-I-IIIIIIIMES
ShamIdonteveneatrealfood
Or the “meat cleaver” where you insert thumb into anus and index finger in vagina. Then you pinch them together really hard.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
That's called a six pack
AmnesiacAUS
Think that's with 2 wieners.
earthenstrength
That's called the angry neighbor
BallsMcBallinton
Gee Bill, 2 wieners?!