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Leadership, if they ever admitted their mistakes
Baby Aussie/Corgi Tax
Not happy about the 50 image limit :/
EMFPrissy
so many reasons to upvote but number 1 is " Gotham is safe"
jetflight
Some new stuff, some utterly hillarious stuff. Some both. Good post.
JasmineTwo
Ron COULDN'T go home for xmas. His rents were visiting Charlie in Romania.
Khagaan
INCOMING! *WHAP* +1
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
sand: from Middle English, from Old English sand, from Proto-Germanic *samdaz, from Proto-Indo-European *sámh₂dʰos, from *sem- (“to pour”).
Killerhamburger
#13 Mine is the bird that will pierce the heavens!
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
leaf: from Middle English leef, from Old English lēaf, from Proto-Germanic *laubą, from Proto-Indo-European *leubʰ- (“leaf, rind”).
ItsGasThatEatsYourFace
That first one was originally in Clueless, no?
BreadyStinellis
It is from Clueless, yes.
plexxyglass
I just poked my dog and whispered "you're it". Just in case.
TheDivineUsersub
I'm reporting you for animal abuse.
coffeeandmascara
#2 take me to snurch
samsonguy920
just not the one that burps.
FindusSomKatten
i'll worship like a snoge at the shrine of your borks
bravefart69
+1 for the it's always sunny reference
SirFeatherbottom
#11
PMMeYourBoobamagickThingies
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jogthejewelsquickly
We needed this. Thank you.
Zerklass
brrpr
even as german who use the same word ...it took me awhile. to much internet for me i guess.
NovaBlack0
GiantDad420
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HideousScarceArchaeocete-size_restricted.gif
unicorntyrerepair
SOMBRA THE DOOR
lambda18
She's looking at the...
lambda18
Blossoms.
SwarzeTrauer
Damn it, beat me to it.
chicksdigmebecauseIrarelywearunderwear
Who the fuck sleeps in pants?
Tinebra
Whoever wants to, lol
candyman106
theofficialseraphim
KhalFrodo
First thought. Loved those books.
samsonguy920
Pretty sure it has happened in every Looney Tunes and Tex Avery cartoon at least twice.
DidItForScience
I've actually never seen that and I've seen a shitload of them. Can you cite one in particular? (Not snow sliding off a roof.)
BreadyStinellis
6 inches? Fine. No problem. What happens when it's 16 inches? Somebody's gonna die.
MisterNoGo
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
strakur
That's what she said
FoxyEllie
#5 does anyone else remember @pauladeenismybitch ? I guess their finances never allowed them to do the thing :(
samsonguy920
Reddi Whip doesn't need butter.
PaulaDeenismybitch
looking at moving, so been super broke. :<
PaulaDeenismybitch
i cri evrytiem
FoxyEllie
Don't feel pressured! I just simply remember you whenever that image pops up, and then wonder "hey I wonder if OP did the thing"
AnAverageBox
Where can I get those books?!?
Randomgamerdude
It appears to be a one-time thing: http://nerdist.com/these-leatherbound-harry-potter-books-come-with-horcrux-bookmarks/
AnAverageBox
Damn :/
johnhamishwatson
why are more people not asking this?!!?
KtLlew
Previously linked news article has a link to the maker's etsy page. No idea on cost, but looks like Peskycat Papercraft is making more :)
AngryLurch
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12hythm
you had me at the title.
Novistary
No idea why people are making fun of the hero 6 one she's being a good mother and she's doesn't have to learn everything about children film
Lolafahlahna
Exactly what I was thinking
redoctober25
If you read the tweet, it says "overheard in target" which means it was not her saying this.
h20fuego
I... I just realised. Jesse and James. Jesse James. Like the outlaw. Omfg
poochyena
arbok is kobra backwards.
h20fuego
What's funny is that to me that and Ekans is so obvious but I NEVER PUT THESE TWO TOGETHER WHAT THE FUCK
BabblesTheBirdKing
dear god
TheIronMaiden
I presumed they meant the porn star.
maltesefalcon28
https://media.giphy.com/media/5VKbvrjxpVJCM/giphy.gif
theoneburger
Unsolicited information: "Electric Boogaloo" is a reference to the 1984 film "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo." It's a shit movie.
BabblesTheBirdKing
I thought it was the sonic.exe sequel title that kicked off the trend, i guess thats where it came from.
TinySpectralLlama
But a beautiful title.
GreenYawgmoth
The title is the only good part of the movie. That's why we reference it and not the rest of the thing.
Matryoshka524
#19 literally Rick Riordan's books like, that's exactly what they're about
KillahQueen
Not really. Just Greek gods. Sure, they sometimes are roman but they can't be both
Matryoshka524
Have you read the Magnus Chase (Norse gods) or red pyramid (Egyptian) series? They all happen in the same universe. (1)
Matryoshka524
Magnus is Annabeth's cousin, but the sun of a Norse god. It's cray.
RasputinGold
It's also mentioned that Thor is mad at Jesus because he never showed up to the duel he challenged him to.
Gr8ballsoffire
#8 had me lol.
Gr8ballsoffire
Just wondering how many people will scroll and count. I have no fucking ideas what #8 is.
Gr8ballsoffire
Shhhhhhh. Don't mention hover....
CasualAtlas
NiteScar
I.. was just about to comment this
TwoCountTooSweet
I will always appreciate Neil Gaiman his work is fantastic
ABetYouLost
There will be a TV series in 2017, can't wait! https://youtu.be/oyoXURn9oK0
TwoCountTooSweet
Thank you for sharing this! Now I know about it I can't wait either!
illfindit
This is literally an episode of superbatural
Highlander8795
There's a load of episodes with various pagan gods, I watched the one with Osiris yesterday
FindusSomKatten
supernatural batman crossover
Novantico
Sam and Robin become besties because they're not as cool as Dean or Bruce.
Dragonogh
DyingAloneTickles
how YOU doin?
jherazob
Right? I only use pajamas when there's guests or when it's too cold, otherwise full commando all the way
whyexactly
I think most people land between pajamas and nude, and sleep in their undies.
DidItForScience
Oh god, your story is traumatizing!
Peanutbutterchocolatebarmothertrucker
Wat
DidItForScience
That's Tobias Fünke, Nevernude.
BreadyStinellis
I find it really odd that people actually wear their pajamas to bed. Who sleeps in clothes?
OPmakesOC
Wait, there's a 50 image limit? How are there 600 image black twitter dumps and 1000 image wallpaper dumps and stuff?
Aysling
Maybe you have to have a certain reputation to post more?
PrincessAngelinaContessaLouisaFrancescaBananaFannaBoBesca3
Idk, just when I hit 50, it said I couldn't add anymore
badhorsechorus
It was done with your shenanigans! :D
TheDivineUsersub
Well idk about the wallpaper dumps, but the black twitter dumps probably stole it.
o11c
For future reference: the limit only applies to mobile.
OPmakesOC
Ohhhhhh ok
o11c
... maybe it's new?
BlastFX
I saw a 240 picture dump just a few hours ago.
o11c
Yeah, I saw a 610 picture dump shortly after.
KlatnYelox
Super new?
MiraOcelot
Someone wanna tell me what the living fuck is on that Asian woman's neck?! It looks like a crab!
lsseckman
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Kalylia
DEAR GOD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN BECAUSE IT IS NOT A RIBBON ABOUT HER THROAT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
beanprok
A crab she hasn't ate yet
Itotallygetthatreference
That's all I want to know! Wtf, lady? What's on your neck??
Elkwee
Kinda looks like it might be some sort of neck definer. Like it squeezes your neck so you don't have a double chin? I hope I'm wrong..
frogmineh
my friend doesn't understand which picture it was
kloudatlas
Leg part of dried squid. Looks like a Korean comedy show.
jackofdiamondss
SOMEBODY SAVE US FFS
diligentqueen
It's from a Korean show called "Gag Concert" for random comedy skits. It's definitely squid but the skit is too weird to explain lol.
MustardHeadmaster
Ribbon, looks like it goes up to her ears with some thin rubber.
CombatSandwichMaker
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TalkingDustBunny
Jewelry beard.
SomeRandomArsehole
Rubentheradicalhobo
Thank you so much.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
Please Oh wise Imgur Gods please hear our cries, answer our prayers. Tell us what unholy abomination that is!
FryingBaconNekkid
Stoma drapery?
TalkingDustBunny
It's not a stoma! - Schwarzenegger probably
BriBriTheShyGuy
A bow, with beaded tassels
Nekoyuki
That would be in the category of "food she's going to eat."
SaturnBaby
If you look closely, you can see thin chain over her ear...like how a Santa beard is attached. It's a fashion statement y'all!
ForestAcrobat
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collinhead
I scrolled down to the comments to ask this very thing. I think she ate a crab and it is trying to escape.
katos1995
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MyNameIsRelevantBecauseYoursWas
Aliens...
TheHaloFollower
ItIsILiterallyTheLeastQualifiedPersonToHelp
it's noT A BEARD THOUGH AND ITS NOT LIKE DANGLING HAIR WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Oceanmist
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theyseemerunning
It horrifies me. I NEED an explanation.
samsonguy920
It's a facehugger she is nibbling on throughout the show.
stumpeliini
I need to know. There will be no sleep until i know. Help.
suomynonA
Its a facehugger, but she's big enough that it looks so small in comparison.
DerpStar
Half Korean here, I think that might actually be dried squid tied to her ears and worn like a beard.
selfinflictedimgury
As what, a warning to other squid to show what happens if they cross her?
FuzzyBlanketSyndrome
Well that sounds perfectly reasonable. I don't know what all the fuss is about.
kisun
Korean here, I can indeed confirm that those are dried squid legs on her neck
JinXLeD
... But why?... is it like some kind of "saving it for later" kind of thing?
royalrepromandrancourreprieve
yes! Was wondering the same thing. It is crying out for an explanation.
AstralBeast808
Her carefully braided beard hairs.
thrymn
The one talking about the two types of food? It's ribbon bow.
MiraOcelot
But it's not tied around her neck.
thrymn
There is a line coming off it going up to her ear. So it might be attached to some kind of earring, or wrapped around her ear, or head...
NotFatJustCultivatingMass
I imagine it's attached the way a cardboard party hat is
MiraOcelot
I mean - maybe?! Doesn't change my concern though.
OhNoItIsMe
OMG DID YOU JUST I AM LITERALLY DYING
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
The worst its when people do it in real life!
irongaz
*unpopular opinion puffin* I'm not on tumblr but I find that stuff funny and kind of adorable.
minant
saaaame
PffftNext
IM DONE
itsmemike
OMG WHO DID THIS
SoleSurvivorr
I wish I could upvote this more. This is my main reason for hating tumblr dumps.
Dontrespectmahauthoritah
THIS
onerepmax
How can we die if we aren't even alive.
PoodleSmoothie
Get well soon.
Ruswal
Whenever I read those comments I can feel my stomach physically get sick
hillbillyal
thiS IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET IVE EVER SEEN EVER
Stonefruitlove
GET THE FUCK OUT
sporkazm
I love when a Shrek meme causes an existential crisis "WHAT EVEN IS LIFE"
MildInconvenience
You're doing it wrong. You need the sudden change to upper case. "omg dID YOU JUST I AM LITERALLY DYING
toastedtoastistoasty
no it's more like "omHFG dID YOU JUST I AM LITERALLY DYINGNHHH HHHH
bittduck
tHIS.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
tHER
bittduck
Did you just assume my comments gender?!
ILikeToCheckUsernames
Yassssss
BigisDickis
yASSSSS
magicpantsmcd
qUEEEENB
LlamaBean
I JUST CHOKED ON MY TEA
VesperalLight
i literALLY CAN'T EVEN
Stonefruitlove
omg this post i'm literally jumping out of the window
DankS0uls
this poST LITERALLY MADE ME COMMIT SEPUKKU
mostlysalt
thIS A MILLION TIMES OVER, I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT IS ON MY DASH, I canTBREATHE, hELP
tehzpoon
whaT IS AIR
WeirdOnions
i jusT SpAT UOT MY DRINK IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AGKESGSAFHVDH
MildInconvenience
tumblr truly is an art
mostlysalt
It is an aquired skill, a completely useless aquired skill, but a skill nonetheless
CooCooCaChew
If i ever see that on a resume i will throw that person out of the building
TGWeaver
Imgur loves to mock Tumblr's habit of stock reactions and punchlines in bold, but top comments here are often just repeating funny parts.
RegisteredFlex0ffender
Or "always upvote this" or "asking for a friend" or a reaction gif that's so over used.
RegisteredFlex0ffender
Or "always upvote this" or "asking for a friend" or a reaction gif that's so over used.
RegisteredFlex0ffender
Or "always upvote this" or "asking for a friend" or a reaction gif that's so over used.
RegisteredFlex0ffender
Jesus. I did not mean to comment that this many times. It kept telling me it wasn't submitted. My bad.
RegisteredFlex0ffender
Or "always upvote this" or "asking for a friend" or a reaction gif that's so over used.
RegisteredFlex0ffender
Or "always upvote this" or "asking for a friend" or a reaction gif that's so over used.
RegisteredFlex0ffender
Or "always upvote this" or "asking for a friend" or a reaction gif that's so over used.
Sumpte
top comments here are often just repeating funny parts.
TGWeaver
+1 for TOP COMMENTS HERE ARE JUST REPEATING THE FUNNY PARTS
Eristicrat
OMG THIS IS SO TRUE HOW DID YOU DO THAT
Eristicrat
OMG THIS IS SO TRUE HOW DID YOU DO THAT
Eristicrat
OMG THIS IS SO TRUE HOW DID YOU DO THAT
fudgycurmudgeon
I wish every tumblr post was cropped so we wouldn't have to see the last comment.
robocatninja
"Be the change you want to see in the world" DO IT
BadLawyer
But what if they all are and there's an even MORE annoying last comment we were saved from
thegardenhoe
*illuminati music*
AwesomeTeddybear
Confirmed
signeduptakingapoop
Perfect 5/7
SVcross
Wow! The perfect score!
TheRealRobbStark
I never got this joke, what's with the rating out of 7?
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/5-7
littlehomosexuwhale
You are the current MVP. Thank you
TheRealRobbStark
Thank you!
DearAbbi
But that's not why Ron stayed. He stayed because his parents went to visit his brother in Romania.
Colenelshitpostermcgee
thats the reason he gave and Im sure they did, but I'm sure he had the opportunity to go with them
KlatnYelox
This is the family that can barely afford to feed themselves, and built their house out of scrapheaps.
Colenelshitpostermcgee
And can teleport to anywhere in the worldf
KlatnYelox
Only the adults. Need special permission to even tag-along apparate.
Batmannequin
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR FACTS, YOU TEMPESTUOUS FUCKBUCKET
ISenseAChallenger
Ronamia*
StonerCatJay
Also Ron abandoned Harry twice over petty shit, and was a dick to Hermione quite a few times. Not exactly the epitome of friendship.
DearAbbi
Tri wizard cup and search for horcrux
InfOracle
Maybe that's what he told Harry so he wouldn't feel like he held his friend back...
PrinceRupert
That does seem like the bro thing to do...
olpdragon
NERD!!!
mostlysalt
SHHHH love and friendship
Rheios
I mean, yes, I hate love and friendship but at least pick an accurate example for me to defend. =P
DearAbbi
Sorry. Yes, yes. Love and friendship.
AwesomeTeddybear
There there
UrsaUrsa
https://youtu.be/u617Tj_hyPA :)
Anowlbeadz
Can we also mention the door one? Like a slytherin despises anything muggle so why would they use a lock pick . Unless I'm missing a joke
nahemah
Maybe so they can't be traced?
Anowlbeadz
Only way they could be traced is if they were caught while doing it. I believe that spell only shows the last spell the wand has cast
nahemah
But they have sort of a radar that can figure out when and where a spell was cast? idk it was just a suggestion
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
That was my first thought too!
livingonarock
THANK YOU. I though the same thing instantly. Also.....Couldn't have gone with them, not a wealthy family @potestasity.
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
Doesn't cost anything to apparate! And before you say it, Ron could go via side along apparation
avadakredatass
Apparition can't go very far. That's why for the quidditch World Cup it was such a mess getting everyone there.
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
Was that the reason? Or was it more to do with the large masses of people?
avadakredatass
Honestly I thought it was about distance. Being able to visualize your destination and all that.
BlastFX
At two Sickles a scoop Floo, Powder is also a pretty cheap way of travel.
bamblebimble
Living quarters?
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
He already lives in a tiny room I'm sure sleeping on the couch/floor wouldn't be too much of a step down :P
BlastFX
When you can teleport at will you don't need living quarters, you can always just zap back home for the night.
bamblebimble
Unless he lives with the dragons in a home protected against teleporting of any kind in which case walking out is dangerous and teleporting
AsAHistorian
Does wealth even factor in, though? Don't they… have magic? Can't they just magic whoever they want over to Romania?
BellerophonM
Artificial scarcity of magical travel created by a corrupt bureaucracy as part of their reinforcement of social classes.
OphelianAshe
He specifically says in the book that they couldn't afford to take him
mechanimated
more pinch of floo powder gonna cost them? Or just side-along Apparating. /2
mechanimated
I always thought that was the point...he was lying, and Harry wouldn't know cuz he's hella muggle-ish. Because yeah seriously what's one /1
AsAHistorian
Right, but... what is there to afford? Don't they have a teleporting fireplace system and a tent that is a house inside? Honestly, 1/2
AsAHistorian
poverty in the wizarding world makes no dang sense to me. 2/2
DearAbbi
Flew powder, port key, disapperate, toilet, phone booth, vanishing cabinet, broom... acendio...
NotEnoughBandAids
Could you imagine getting acendio'd by someone? Or say you stole your siblings jacket but didn't know they had enchanted it?
jjm152
A world where magic exists and you're still poor... what a fucking rip off.