DickGarden
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You're on fire!!
...nevermind
Oct 12, 2017 5:25 AM
DickGarden
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...nevermind
PlainviewUVGF
How is, "White Men Can't Jump," not the first comment?
DaPreacher
"Do. Or do not. There is no try." --- "Hmm, yes."
antietam
PERFECT LANDING
ubbodagr8
White people lol
thinmuscularcatsonly
So it turns out white men can’t jump..
falconram
The hazard lights were blinking...
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Did I just saw a guy lose his means of reproduction?
BEAUTYISINTEHEYEWHENYOUHOLDHER
Nailed it.
biggreencow
Is it the shoes?!
aolyahooaltavista
Good thing those hazards are on.
DankTortoise
hotroddadbod
Big ups, playa
hophopthunder
He deaded?
sisterofthemoon
I thought the head cane off for a sec
Priceman5
"If you want to quench your thrist, drink Spite. If you want to get in the NBA...practice."
eduardoluizsoaresoliveira3
Not my benz
hockeyham
More like "You're in a wheelchair eating applesauce the rest of your life"
BigSmellyWang
White Men Can’t Jump (1992)
DixonHillPrivateEye
He didn't need those vertebrae anyhow
puppyflips
irespondwithyes
He ded
DickGarden
So ded
IrritatedZebra
Meh, he didn't need that collar bone anyways.
Mrdj362
TurtIeproof
FROM DOWN TOWN!
TheBroodGopher
Monster Jam!
TurtIeproof
BOOM SHAKA LAKA!
Raileks
I still expected him to somehow make the basket even after he was falling.
simplycrazy
Alfredo?
DickGarden
Diaz?
IcyHot1
The best or nothing...
IIIHalezIII
https://media.giphy.com/media/NrZ2G3qpMu5RC/giphy.gif
foszor
DrHeinzOofenshmirtz
Stewart!
DrFolk
You don't really know how funny this is until you have kids.
IIIHalezIII
https://media.tenor.com/images/57509c3a1bc6c576062c7d844c63d0eb/tenor.gif
shimmernshine
Fortunately it was a shitty late model SLK or that would have been an actual tragedy.
shimmernshine
Looking a bit closer this is a 2nd gen AMG slk, so ouch.
FerbErrger
Why? His thigh sweat going to ruin the part of the door panel where old bottle blondes rest their flappy arms?
Katoisacat
Still one of the ugliest cars ever fashioned
shimmernshine
Agreed, the old SL roadsters were better, granted the SLK were intended to be affordable
JustAnotherImgurAsshole
Why are only two people reacting?
skatha
The rest are cardboard.
RayloKen
They must be new there
shimmernshine
Slow mo. It takes about a second for people to respond and he hadn't even landed before the loop ends. There was a substantial flinch.
boywiththehappypenis
Nah, I'm just not much of a reactor.
shimmernshine
https://imgur.com/0tnq9Yq
boywiththehappypenis
Pretty much. Christmas and birthdays are hard.
WuTangoReinhardtUnchained
.02 of a second
shimmernshine
I don't think we react within 1/500th. 1/5th maybe
WuTangoReinhardtUnchained
You're right I fucked up. .2
shimmernshine
+1 for personal responsibility. WIsh I could give another.