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May 27, 2016 3:31 AM
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orangatuan
#1 I'd rather teach them Magic
Turdnado
Well, I wasted thousands on that photojournalism degree. All I needed was a few cheat sheets.
Eludiu
I'll favorite this in the hopes that one day I will use something from here with my phone camera hur hur hur
pontiacgirl75
I got the bloody camera (Canon Rebel T-5) but have no clue how to get nice pics done up :/ dammit
volatiley
⚠ Don't teach your kids pornography!
imgurismylyfe
I saw Key & Fill, but what if I wanted my lighting to be Key & Peele?
GypsySin
This will help me make better porn, thank you. :)
FsImgur
Whoa! How does it make the water all blurry like that?
OutrageousHemmorhoid
"Um, a red Nissan". Is Fred your grandmother?? He doesn't even know the model/ year of his own car?? Very unmanly, Fred :/
LightStriker
Teach your kids Magic The Gathering, and they won't even have money for education. Or Warhammer, if you want them to beg for food.
CoffeeyCore
Can confirm on the Warhammer part. The only reason I'm still alive is cause my brother gives me food regularly.
pugsofwrath
As a magic player, can confirm
AwkwardKyle
Teach them Warhammer, then how to cast dupes.
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Heresy.jpg
InquisitorOctaviusoftheOrdoMalleus
Fully planning on getting a nikon D7000
WTFisthisusernameSHIT
I really liked the filter section...thanks!
AzgarOgly
Too long. Too repost.
fAllioX
Teach your kids the glories and wonders of PC gaming. And they'll never have money for drugs -me -and by me I mean -fAllioX
FridaMercury
Random conversation advice in their too. Thanks?
Proxxima
Well it was helpful at least!
TheCarolingian
I up voted for that piece alone.
Androidas
Hate to be that guy, but it's "there".
FridaMercury
Oh god damn. That's embarrassing. Usually I'm "that girl" too.
updn
hate to be that guy but... just kidding I love to be that guy.
helloalice
There is some good shit here. I gotta get into filters.
usedparachute4sale
Variable ND filter of decent quality, polarizer and maybe a clear protect filter if you plan on shooting inside a sandstorm.
Turdnado
ND and polarizers are all you need if you're using digital. Maybe a haze filter if you don't like lens caps. Get a Cookin ND system FTW
killthebaddies
Most filters just aren't needed with digital because you can capture everything and then filter after. ND ones can be useful though
briedis
And polarizer
pasiliski
Protective filter is useless. That image is misleading as dust on the outer lens will NOT make any noticeable difference on the image.
usedparachute4sale
That is true, but it's easier to clean the filter, and often weather sealed zoom lenses have "breathing" holes around the front element.
arestris
UV Filter = biggest waste of money without any effect ...
KnowltonNash
If someone buys an ND filter, I know they're taking pictures of waterfalls.
usedparachute4sale
Or long exposures at the trainstation.
RedTheAlpaca
Also for film work if you need a shallow depth of field.
FsImgur
Or their cat in the sink.
KillProgressivesFTW
And if they buy a fisheye?
KnowltonNash
If they steal it, it's for skateboarding. I don't know why anyone would ever BUY one...
demegeek
Yeah, no. My dad had money for both cameras and drugs.
dysfunctionalhamburger
Seriously.. Wtf ? Upload some quality picture so you can see what this shit is. I'm sorry my bad mood had to come over your post.
TypicalShmosby
"Conversation hack?" Dude's who fav(f)or-get this probably take advice from pickup artists too.
Gregster427
You can learn something from everyone, even if they're a quack.
yesthisisturbo
Hey title... go talk to Annie Liebovitz or however you spell Lee Bo Vitzzzzz
kielyfornia
?? can anyone read this???????? it's so fking blurry to me
yippeekiyay801
Needs more about white balance. Auto is for suckers.
StephenMoffatMustdie
should you be teaching kids to use cheat sheets?
KillProgressivesFTW
cheating is an essential part of imgur life
Owlberightback
I sooo want the Nikon P900
iAndroo
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YesImADogPerson
I'll save this just in case, but i'll never have enough money anyway...
tomyironmane
... what, did you have to buy Engineering textbooks too?
YesImADogPerson
aand pay for the Engineering degree... *sigh*
tomyironmane
well, I got Uncle Sam paying for the engineering degree, but the books are all on me....
sckrlfe
Teach me to take picture in a concert.
FsImgur
Step 0: Be a Hot chick. Step 1: Get close to stage. Step 2: Be a slutty chick, get backstage. 4. Be a naughty whore. 5. Sleep with band.
sckrlfe
Im fat and ugly. With dick and manboobs. I guess no to concert photography then.
MorganMcJiggleson
Depends on what kind of effect you want and what environment the concert is in.
sckrlfe
I guess. Nothing fancy. As long as it is clear.