Cipollino
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All jokes aside, I'm quite proud of her
Nov 30, 2016 10:44 AM
Cipollino
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All jokes aside, I'm quite proud of her
HighSlayerRalton
I wish that the "nerd trio" from the Simpsons got used more.
Hendlton
I wanna learn coding but I don't know how to practice. It's like saying "Draw anything" I have some ideas but it's never anything simple.
metalfluffy
Adorable!
Flashtro
Help pls
MrHasuu
thats awesome! What kind of program did she make that improves her work efficiency
OhmsSecond
VisualBasic can do wonders to Excel.
jeremygl09
xWonko
@op you (and possibly she) might be interested in factorio, where everything's about making things do work for you (there's also coding now)
RonaldFckingSwanson
Nerd thought her to nerd. NERRRRDS!
HopefulRealist
Way to go man! I am happy for you both.
Cipollino
Thanks stranger !
Jhson882
nerd!
NeverShaveYourDuck
Good on her and good on yer. What language did you teach her?
M1lkT0ast
Teach me? We are taught basic stuff but nothing really to make it easier in college computer programming.
LetumComplexo
I made one that generates lists of possible imgur albums and then a script to sort out the ones that work. Turns out imgur is used to sell
LetumComplexo
quite a bit of drugs, at least if google translate is interpreting the Russian and Chinese correctly.
laexeus
Why do java programmers wear glasses? Because the can't c#
Cipollino
Brilliant!
laexeus
Got into Coding not too long ago and this is the first any only joke up until now i know. Pretty proud of myself
Daneurl1
That's cool. Can you teach me as well?
Cipollino
i wish i had the time :)
ArniePyeInTheSky
Hey... That's not the wallet inspector!
Cipollino
"i can't believe that worked!"
yeoldefrog
Dactorwatson
What is that from?
PrayForMojoTheBlurst
Hey pal did you get a load of the nerd?
Totallynottheguy
Idontgethisreference.help
PleasePMMeYourFeet
Homer goes to college
halasterblackcloak
A load in that nerd lol
PleasePMMeYourFeet
Pardon me?
ShutUpImWorking
let the nerd get the load off herself...
BenjimanStickyLiquid
Thats a whole category on Pornhub.
VanDerGroot
I taught my wife to code. Now she's making a game. :)
Cipollino
Amazing! What kind of game ?
VanDerGroot
Platformer. She's an artist so learning coding gave her the chance to make a game completely from her own imagination.
Cipollino
An artist who can code : now the sky's the limit for her, great job !
VanDerGroot
Yup. Soon I'll be completely useless. :P
Waystone13
That is super fuckn cute. Musta brought a big ol smile to your face :)
Cipollino
It sure did :) it's tough teaching IT stuff to non-IT people but I think I managed well enough. Today was the reward !
socksfoyofeet
I've just barely finished my first HTML/CSS class, I really want to get into it but it just isn't clicking for me :(
RandomAssassin
I personally found html and css very boring. Web dev in general, backends as well. Try other stuff if you are interested. I have had a 1/2
RandomAssassin
Lot of fun messing with java plugins in mc and modification of minecraft src. Self-taught most, terrible programmer and style. Was fun tho
HighSlayerRalton
Is your wife single? Actually, scratch that. Train her some more and THEN tell me if she's single.
Cipollino
Don't hold your breath bro
HighSlayerRalton
*Exhales*
SpecimenSpiff
Almost 2 hours? Impressive!
toyotasandwich
What language ? Congrats on being a great teacher! Added bonus - you can do naughty things with your student
Cipollino
She's dealing with a lot of excel and word files, so I've started with VB
StopbleedingYourefine
what does the program do? I use excel and access all day. Can get boring..
Virtuoso
Record macros and then edit the code, easy start.
Wish2be
Vaginl Benetration?
avocado4
VBA?
yourmomisminenow
fuck that shit, go c++ for the hardcore mode, well she should start with python, everyone start with python nowadays.
GenericUser42
Straight to assembly now:)
Volt1ighter
Was going to say, the most office relevant language is probably VB
fuckingtnuc
...and used for to generate customized report layouts. I don't know it well but I can google fu through it and understand coding basics
ngc7293
Depends on the office.
bss36504
I think office in this sense is the kind that uses Microsoft Office.
bss36504
I think office in this sense is the kind that uses Microsoft Office.
Volt1ighter
Exactly. Excel, Access and VB are pretty important for a lot of desk jobs
toyotasandwich
Cipollino
There's no Word for this pun
sunyudai
It's Office-ial!
RandonUsername911
What is vb?
JonnyTHM
The source of this gem https://youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU
ivdok
VisualBasic. You just drag elements to form and write behavior. But it's a really shite language to write something with serious application
NeverShaveYourDuck
Them's fightin' words! #VB4Lyfe
squallau
There are plenty of things with "serious application" written in VBA. Don't equate the complexity of the language with usefulness.
HailToUltron
It's a great start and it appears she's already getting some practical use out of it, which is it's own reward.
fouroneone
It's a very useful language because it can be used in Excel, but he is right, it's a bad language from the perspective of a programmer.
ivdok
MVC, test coverage, version control? Didn't hear about them? That's what I thought.
skch
pfff... that's so basic...
skellington01
And very visual
CthulhuApproved
This is a hilarious programming joke and whoever downvoted you just didn't get it! Bastards
skch
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GylfieTheOwl
I don't get it at all because I've never heard of VB but you both get upvotes because I'll trust that that joke is fucking hilarious.
CthulhuApproved
VB = Visual Basic - Microsoft's Proprietary(ISH) Language
LexOnFyr
Your mom is basic
minotaur5150
down vote had to come from someone not knowing VB == VisualBasic and took your comment as mean spirited rather than funny. +1 good imgurian
LexOnFyr
Why thank you! It's always a hit or miss with those types of comments.
ILoveSteam
Your visual is basic
LexOnFyr
You're right, I'm a basic bitch
skch
thankfully, at least someone gets the joke...
toyotasandwich
"Your dog is basic!" Apparently that's a thing. I saw it on http://instagram.com/dogsbeingbasic