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Nov 29, 2021 10:37 PM
misspickers
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HobbstheTiger
No, seriously. What in the cinnamon toast fuck is #19? Looks like Man-Bear-Pig.
Jaekyun
Does anyone know where #7 comes from?
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
#2 That would cost way more than $3 grand
MladyFiend
I’m sorry, I stole a few then scrolled. Come back to upvote. My bad.
WrongUn
#29 can confirm, Balearic Island measures are fucking phenomenal! I mean its shite vodka but WGAF.
KMakyra
#33 it's all about the cones!
amagiciannamedgob
And that's a Scot complaining about the vodka n coke.
yaddiex3
#33 It's all about the cones
dteezy
Ahhh yes, the cones of dunshire
Noksus
#2 3 grand only? Unlikely.
Ymris
Depends, if he bought the fabric from them and did the tailoring himself, sure...
Iaimtomisbehave
#18 Get used to it!
RightBrainFla
Quality dump, Dude!
misspickers
Thanks ?
swarmymarmot
#37 me too Daniel L. Me too
Ondradactyl
#18 he has pointed toes. I repeat... He has some type of pointed toes.
N0MamesGuey
Solid well put together dump! A little something for everyone.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
#3 maybe they should take a supplement like the rest of us that don't go out in the sun
jpatterson45
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
I dont get the vodka coke one
cntrfldr
That's at least 4+ shots of vodka.
nero4ty2
Or it’s a hot place and they let it sit for 5 minutes
llcoolj
I laughed so good at these but didn’t have the right people to send them to. Dammit I hate my friends sense of humour.
xyrax
Can someone explain the alcohol & coke one to someone who doesnt drink and doesnt get what the punchline is?
Ludwigofthepotatoppl
That’s about half a pint of vodka. Vodka’s usually ~40% vodka, but can range from a bit lower to more than double that depending on 1/2
Ludwigofthepotatoppl
2/2 the maker, or brand, or distillation, etc. Just that volume of vodka itself, at 40%, can be enough to put someone on the floor.
dragonflynpenguinfarts
#19 it's you're fucking worst nightmare. You're probably going to die soon.
SclopioPeepio
#39 Tyra Banks'
DontStopBsteezN
What kind of psychopath orders a vodka and coke
Mellayellafella1441
Feralkyn
IntentiomalTypo
#33
Nightcrawler63
It’s always about the cones!!
scribnibbler707
the spice looks cool but are those just rocks in for sale in front of them?
TheLastSpaceman
#29 where is this? They bout to get all ma business
nero4ty2
Mmmm, overpriced watered down bottom shelf vodka
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
Menorca is a spanish island in the mediterranian, it's a pretty regular tourist spot
IntentiomalTypo
#2
that's a steal. I went in for a tie, the cheapest one (not on clearance) was 90$
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Clothes horse
krugle
Had a boss ask me to "start dressing nicely" asked him if he was going to pay for the clothes and said no "well. guess you get what you get"
tarnok
Righto! "You don't pay me enough to dress nicely"
foesmono
Lol. Was thinking the same thing. That's nowhere near $3k for that much work, fabric, and new patterning
nero4ty2
That whole ensemble would be less than 300 at mens warehorse
INeverCheckTheUserNames
They sell horse suits at men's warehouse?
TRDirty
Memed by someone who has no idea what a 3 piece suit or a horse cost.
DaSauceSeeker
#7
MateriaCaelestis
Ripcord
UnicornEyeball
Seriously tho, what is the point of #7 ?
EroticZombiePants
Just don't pull it like you are starting a lawnmower.
Glitchoff
I've got that link here... Somewhere
MrGinn
Who else but Quagmire…?!?!
ThronesWoven
giggity giggity
ThePretentiousGentleman
Yeah hehe. He’s pulling a very long lamp cord to a bitchin’ ass lamp.
Cat3508
Talking about pearls, my G/F loves pearl necklaces !
tarnok
Ass lamp lmaooooo
DewiMorgan
#7 I wonder how much cultstuff comes from people with undiagnosed synesthesia-like disfunctions. "Spine-pearls! Acupressure! Meditation!"
DaSauceSeeker
Umm...acupressure and meditation have been proven to have positive medical benefits, so I'm not sure what you're on about...
DewiMorgan
For some, they have positive psychosomatic effects. How much of that is because they're cross-wired so pressure-point X maps to issue Y?
DewiMorgan
That is: AltMed practitioners assume they know universal physiological truths, rather than "some % of humanity is wired funny."
DewiMorgan
"No for serious, if you poke your tongue at the roof of your mouth, magic happens! Try it!" Yeah, right, no.
DaSauceSeeker
Idk, ask a medical professional, something which I'm not. I'm only relaying what I've been informed by medical team during treatments.
DewiMorgan
Well, it coulda been worse, some teams might've pointed you to witchcraft, homeopathy, astrology, etc. You got off lightly I guess.
WouldTheRealAlphariusPleaseStandUp
Seriously, what was that thing on the door cam?
darkninja2992
Looks like maybe some kind of shaved bear?
xdeepsearch
A moose maybe?
AgnesGooch
I believe it is a cow with the face reflected at the midpoint along the vertical. It is deeply unsettling, whatever it is.
dragonalex
Its a photoshop. A model of a prehistoric creature photoshopped into a doorcam. Really well done tbh.
bvines10389
Again, it is The offspring of the Wendigo. Or Satan. Either way, I suggest they move...
standingalone
It's a bat.
katoninetales
It's some sort of pig or boar
meSuperSmasher
Photoshop
becauseurwrong
Bear with mange?
bb8dr0id
I was wondering too…
bvines10389
It's the offspring of the Wendigo. Or Satan. Either way, I would move...
unwashedsauce
Manbearpig? :|
Psychonoticon
foesmono
More of a half pig, half bearman
Selekta
It’s a Daeodon, extinct now thank fuck…
Selekta
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daeodon?wprov=sfti1
Sarahthelurker
Thanks. +1