The professional chips thief

May 14, 2022 1:55 PM

susanaTerror

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I never thought I'd get this far... Now what?

The perfect crime!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

One chippi

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a sweet baby.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Doesn't look like anyone is around..."

3 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 0

Enjoying extra snacks on the sly.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anytime my friend!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This needs the Bond theme for audio.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Little prick took the biggest one too!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

Nah this is amateur hour didn’t even check for cameras

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't see any chips just freedom ?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Nobody sees me " ?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Congrats your dog now will think that’s ok from now on!

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

Oh he got the loomster

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Todays combo wiener and fries ?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I want fries

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dog hates fries.. loves the meat though

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love you, fry thief.

3 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sneaky. I could hardly see him snatch that fry.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

forbidden people food is best food

3 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Did he drop a slice?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's half a pizza. The slices are stuck together.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah swety ?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell me you're British without saying you're British.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

European ? Born in Switzerland, living in Spain.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sausage and Chips... Batter the sausage plz

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who takes their fries home and eats them in bed?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

“Holy shit it actually worked. I never thought I’d get this far. What do I do now?” —doggo probably

3 years ago | Likes 538 Dislikes 1

"This was too easy. Somethings wro... ah fuck they're cold." - doggo

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Legs are too smol to make a run for it.. “

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

That is the puppets EXACT facial expression haha

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought the exact same thing lol His eyes legit look like he didn't think this would work, and doesn't know what to do with long fry

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's my reaction when I'm with a woman!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Ah man it's the whole catching a car thing all over again!"

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When your DM lets you roll for a crazy idea and you nat 20.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the loomster!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

YES! Glad that term is alive and well

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dog would grab the whole thing and run to a corner.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you just let your dog take your food for cute videos? Uhh I mean it's cute but I'd not want to ingrain that behavior

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

They're already eating French fries in bed. A lost cause of a person.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Chips?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Oy bruv

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bri' ish for fries, innit?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fries?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Freedom or French?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm American and I still like chips as a name for them better. I also don't microwave tea and prefer metric lol

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure you're on a CIA list now

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, as an avid American tea drinker who does not own a microwave. What?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not calling a biscuit a scone!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lift or elevator? Metro or subway? ?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You sent me on a search that led me to find out that metropolis means mother city in greek which means you're calling trains 'mommy' lol.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Further info: Demeter was the goddess of the home, harvest, and motherhood, but métēr just means mother and it's pólis that means city.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Metro' comes from 'metropolitan railway'.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boot or trunk?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fish 'n' Fries? Nah...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bonnet

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0