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Andilee
Or he's hungry and there was pizza over there.
MrGnatJonesEsq
Hot women are hot.
valen00
the owner of the car for not smacking the crap out of all the people scratching that shit up, putting fingerprints on it?
BilldeTurlock
See the ear bud & the badge? He's protecting the Prez. No messin round!
SpeedyMcJohnson
Or he's just a cardboard cutout.
ItispronouncedMayMay
Thinkunsexythoughts. Thinkunsexythougjts
BigEvil621
FEELS LIKE IM WEARING NOTHING AT ALL. NOTHING AT ALL. NOTHING AT ALL.
Someonewithanidioticallylongname
Drewscifer
Is that Carmen Electra?
WoosieWarrior
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!!
ThaiMaiShu
God this site is becoming more like Facebook every day
BojidarMartinov
You don't like good looking asss
mardonious
Or, he has been there all day and doesnt care anymore
ItsJustRocketScience
Now THERE'S a plausible theory! none of this "he's a professional" bullshit. This and gay are my two favorites.
Mudboss
She flipping us off
boldnewtaste
aaaaand that's why you don't get laid
azzy48
Or gay
Eunoterp
Wait...is that a Bentley? As in Bentley right over that hood? Just dreamin...
SpaceISIS
should get him to guard Mischa Tate
VagabondEngineer
Or there was an ever better ass on the other side of the car...
Akselas
I like your point of view
TheZmanIsnow
So does he
mprxx
Who says he didn't look before or after this picture was captured??
Tundra314
My bf can top him! I walk around naked and he doesn't even notice
10champ10
I'm more interested in that car and why she is innapropiately touching it's hood.
jamonyqueso13
I'm calling bullshit. It's just a well timed picture
EdH83
She knows what she's doing.
lphotogurl
Yes she does. That pose is predatory.
iStruggle247
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badandymk9
Cause it's not possible he might be gay, OP? Hm?
loinorshank
Go back to tumblr
barktreep
She's flipping off the camera
hellotheregovenah
That's prob her bodyguard since she is giving out autographs....? Js
bamboozlement
Unsullied
purpleader
For every hot chick there is a man sick of her bullshit
ddpv
And 3 billion who want her ass.
zma123456
For every hot chick, there is a man behind her with a bone.
Pencillin
fucking hate this line
Wootxor
Cuz truth hurts?
EmptyMyNineOnTheWelfareline
Why if I may ask? Genuinely curious.
Pencillin
It implies that every woman eventually becomes tiresome or nagging or boorish or annoying.
barktreep
only the hot ones (ie. the ones who can get away with it).
EmptyMyNineOnTheWelfareline
I thought it was just that she might be hot but she definitely has some downsides.
barktreep
(not saying I agree, but thats what it is supposed to mean)
LiteralZachary
Or, now hear me out here, he's a professional.
beyondomega
great peripheral vision or hell, the camera was just to slow for his eidetic memory
parkway
So were many a people, some were Presidents even.
Nuss69er
Yeah, a professional at rubbernecking.
ItsJustRocketScience
Bullshit.
1mUsername
Nah he is just gay
Sstevens5
Or gay
HydraNine
Porecomesis
¿Porque no los dos?
murealz
Or the pic was taken in between his frequent peeks.
LavaAxe
He's probably gotten all the looks he needs of that ass and they just caught him no longer giving a fuck. He has moved on to new asses.
YoSoyMilk
No man is that professional.
TheGrumpest
Found the rapist
WhyWouldYouBelieveMeMyPantsAreOnFire
??
Glumerlink
bodyguards have to be, they need to be aware of their surroundings and focusing on an ass is a good way to miserably fail your job
DidItForScience
Yeah after a few of your clients get maimed or killed, you might have to pick up the slack.
koopaya
At least it won't hurt business. They can't leave any bad reviews.
GayAlmighty
He sees more asses than a toilet seat
Pencillin
My toilet seat has only seen, like, 10-15 asses. Which isn't really that many.
DidItForScience
You don't know if your toilet seat isn't sneaking out when you're at work.
istabmysaladtomakeitacaesarsalad
what if it was a public toilet seat?
stevenwonder
As far as you know
SexWolf
Do you sneak into his house and use his bathroom too?
EthexC
Do you not?
IAmTheBadW01f
I've been distributing copies of his keys to anyone I can get my hands on. Over 15,000 confirmed butts have been on his toilet in my circles