TheseAreMcSqizziesNuts
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Feb 17, 2017 1:28 PM
TheseAreMcSqizziesNuts
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Skymask
This also applies to: Bowling, Pool (Billiard), Tennis, Table Tennis (Ping-Pong), every MOBA game and so on...
Dompap
But I thought the object of golf was to do the least amount of governing the USA?
ironcannibal13
Devan1010
The object
Masonjr2
I'm winning at golf right now
LukePMadigan
Not when I play it
Enigmastick
Well same could be said about any sports with score limit to win like tennis and table tennis.
flamedance58
9 Irony hopefully.
onthe6ball
I didn't play. score 0. I win.
smithdogg22
Nortanis
Irony - Like Goldy or Bronzy, only made of Iron. (Baldrick)
EggchanFrancis
Thanks Alanis
Unverified
I fucking hate golf
ImpliedMortality
not irony, raaaaaiaaan on your wedding day
dazedNconfuzed
Golfing is wanton abuse of a perfectly good rifle range.
fuckcats
Sooo I must win, right?
JayemDubb
*most effective
pandaonfire
Most sports/games/whatever are about doing the thing as efficiently as possible. Not really limited to golf.
Trentski
Rugby is different. Smash more, bleed more, growl more. Of course score more effectively as well...
LearnToMakeARouxImgur
Nice 9-Irony
rubbarz
The objective of most sports is to play the least with the ball and score the most. Thanks for the insight John Madden
Allofyoush
*objective
NeatSweater
I love your username
Lvl41Scyther
Irony is not coincidence.
keillrandor
That's what races are - games in which you have to finish before someone else.
futureman3000
Is that you, Alanis?
dadpuns
I mean yeah it's pretty irony but you also use drivers and putters and stuff. Right?
cousteau
Most of those are metallic nowadays anyway. Even the "wood" ones.
MaximumMarks
DrunkAnna
That was rough on me. I'm green with envy.
peterhjp
Getting further from mainstream recognition, but that's our approach.
BriLikeAnEagle
Yeah putting is perhaps the most important part, you can make a case that it's more puttery than irony.
Worble
https://media.giphy.com/media/dOJt6XZlQw8qQ/giphy.gif
HolyOldMackinaw
I mean same with a race...you want to spend the least amount of time racing
Schmedes
And playing defense in most sports
thewaynemho
That definitely sounds like a win in my book.
apcamanda
Yes
ElPoloDiablo
Sounds like I'm a champion racer then.
bannyd
9 irony: When the object is to hit the ball with your 9 iron, but instead you hit your knee.
LearnToMakeARouxImgur
DAMNIT YOU GOT TO THE 9-IRONY PUN BEFORE ME :P
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
Irony: A game which is severely affected by bad weather, is invented in Scotland the home of bad weather.
theycallmeMrGlass
Fun fact: golf was originally an acronym meaning Gentleman Only, Ladies Forbidden.
TheRightonRed
If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
analharvester
Username confirms authenticity of assertion
DJLittz
To be fair, I learned how to play golf in the rain. It's not all that bad really.
HolyOldMackinaw
I thought golf was invented when bull roarer Took knocked the Goblin king's head down a rabbit hole with a club
fulham
I mean, duh, at the Battle of Greenfields right? Everyone knows that.
TheServantOfDeath
Yeah, Scotsmen and Hobbits are the same. Lots of curly hair, eat pretty much anything, and live in green hilly country.
GarandGunner
Well yeah, the object is to play the least amount of golf.
hatsuseno
My man.
RedClaws23
Scotland,*
imakesoft
*Scotchland
Lefthandturnsignal
Home of scotch tape and scotchguard
leaderlesslurker
If you can't play golf in gale force winds, then you can't play golf.
WhatUpIGotABigHawk
I love playing golf in a storm, levels the playing field more.
Oteneo
i can't play golf with no wind
0xFFF1
And if you can't play golf, you win!
MaximumOverStripes
The only winning mov- HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF FUCKING CHESS THEN?!
CrotchRash
Gale force winds correct my slice.
Nobody7713
Unless it's in the same direction as your slice.
CrotchRash
Then I play my trusty hook!