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"Hello my baby, hello my darlin', hello my ragtime gal!"
Yeah, this is where the dinosaurs went. I love the fact that birds are dinosaurs. It means I have a dinosaur on my shoulder right now.
Dreamed I was pushing all the buttons in a spaceship. That's all I remember.
Let us get today's daily bread.
I see you, Mount Everest, you wierdo.
I bet Ornithomimosaurs would taste like ostrich.
Yeah, and the only answer I've found to this is to carefully think about nothing before bed. Or pet Pippin snuggled in my shirt.
This sign is somehow even more accurate for 2022....
Do you want Kuru? This is how you get Kuru.
Kind of a Protestant vs. Orthodox approach, almost.
Amazing character idea.
Mood.
Loved this episode of TNG
Probably one.
Madeira is delicious and apocalypse proof wine.
Duuuuh.
Safety? Eh.
Spring migration can be cruel to one's neck.
Yeah. A state under siege that did it's best--and were amazingly resilient. Golden Disaster Empire indeed.
Goaaaaallll
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be a tree. Then I remember my mushroom experience.
D'awwww.
Doing my best!
That being said... you know the drill. Survive today. Take your meds. Drink some water.
Often.
BIG MOOD
Languages are fun.
Pippin tax!
AceOfNines
#15 Ketamine can do all that for you, except for the flute part
bannedagain80
why do walruses got to Tupperware parties? they like a tight seal.
sunnypepper
#39 I'm saving this for work
thekeyofe
#15
euphoricopportunity
#18 There's actually a lot of interesting history in the bylaws of historical pirate groups. Or so I have heard.
Sh4dowWalker96
Hell yes, give me neon megacity. Who do I have to stab for $200/month rent?!
ATLandNerdy
#1 and they want us to believe dinosaurs are extinct!
siegfriedwatson
Pippin be zoomin!
euphoricopportunity
#24 Tampopo is always one of the first. I've never had sex with a woman before first watching Tampopo with her. Must be the shrimp scene.
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
#44 Twelve. Judas was a close friend, possibly one of J's closest. The betrayal thing went horribly wrong. See Jesus Christ Superstar.
CorwinMacGregor
or the apocryphal Book of Judas
eilonwy
#23 But we're also men! We're also men!
integral338
#31 The city from Logan's Run.
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
#24 if you're showing them these, you already own the extended versions, and are not wasting your time on the theatrical versions on netflix
captaingeerex
Funny enough I’m learning Japanese & have the books to start learning Hebrew at some point. Should probably improve my Spanish 1st tho.
williamoftheoak
#42 Isnt that basically the plot of Knives out?
CodyBurkett
Mostly.
MattFierce
Not quite, but similar; Knives Out only had ONE character thinking themselves responsible, and covering it up
cosonfused
not gonna lie. this was some Quality shit you got there.
kelseysaurusrex
#4 fun fact! Ostriches (and other ratites) are considred red meat because of the high myoglobin content that most other birds lack
FlaminkoFactor
mmmmm... ratites
CodyBurkett
Yup!
Shaodyn
#2 Then it turns out that the sirens are cool with that because they get lonely.
TacTheScribbler
Language post is relatable. I learned Farsi for an intel job some 12 years ago (I feel old). My instructors were passive aggressive as hell.
euphoricopportunity
#5 That's when I start swearing very loudly at 2 am in bed, shouting "FUCK" and then rolling over. Good that I am not in an apartment.
euphoricopportunity
It's not every night, but probably 2-3 times a week.
BlueSkinnedBeast
#13 You deserve an upvote for this gem alone, and this is the least of your offerings! I always look forward to your meme dumps
bonessasan
#19 Not much? Isn't that as much as it's capable? Sens like a lot to me.
darkomen203
1001 nights, The Hunchback's Tale. A story where everyone involved thinks they are the murderer and try to cover it up
Jetdrag
#5 carpe diem. The past is gone. Live for today
Lisossoma
Easy to say
Jetdrag
Harder to do. Takes work to build new habits. I deal with anxiety and depression. I know the journey. You can change today not yesterday.
MattTheMoseyer
The was an episode of Camp Candy that has a similar premise to #42 but it was about fire safety instead of death.
MattTheMoseyer
Spoiler…………………………………the culprit was a meteor
tallquasi
#2 Completely gay pirate still lured by siren because he needs a new routine for his drag show.
Jatok
#5 i make up fantasy stories in my head, have to focus on breathing to slow down my thoughts first tho
AstronautChicken
Hey that's what I do! Its horrible when you get bored of your stories.
carriedeservedbetter
#15 Teen Titans Go?
JugOfVoodoo
Star Trek: The Next Generation's "The Inner Light". Maybe TTG parodied it?
carriedeservedbetter
Wouldn't be the first time
TheSpanishIndian
I've wondered about trying to smoke a while ostrich leg. Kinda like the smoked turkey legs at fairs and carnivals, etc.
FireBelliedNewt
Except it's red meat
CodyBurkett
I'm in. I am so in. When are we going to try this.
Hutchy01
You can get a baby ostrich for about £30 if you don't mind the work...
giveusalol
Mind the work - they’re cursed beings.
kaeldra
#42 this is literally the plot of a Hitchcock movie
jimwormmaster
Which one? I need to see this.
kaeldra
Honestly I cant remember it that well I havent seen it since I was a kid but it is great.
kaeldra
The Trouble with Harry https://g.co/kgs/KGzSNi