Oh Bird Its on your arm, Check it out!

Apr 12, 2017 5:43 PM

Oooooooooooooo NOM NOM NOM NOM,

SPIT IT OUT SPIT IT OUT!!!

...and this is why I don't have kids

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed too hard at this, I feel awful, but it was a hearty, santa chucke... 'ho ho ho'

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He put the bird in his mouth quick shake the fuck out of his head

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Is that ozzy's kid LOL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tastes like chicken.

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I am your father

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I don't know why, doctor, but every time I see a bird I just panic."

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This bird is so raw... A kid could eat! Gordon Ramsay probably

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