What kind of birb is this usersub?

Jul 4, 2022 2:45 PM

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Someone is getting laid

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Metso in Finnish. Some males are really ill-tempered when they fail to claim a place near the females. I've been attacked by an angry bird..

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And now lay an egg against the glass

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Auerhahn <3

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A horny one

3 years ago | Likes 806 Dislikes 2

Obviously a fuckin pigeon.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He's absolutely WRECKING the dude's cloaca.

3 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I want to upvote but it's at 69 and I couldn't be the one to take that away from you so here's my approval via comment

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 6

Now you’re gonna find out what I big horny bird looks like! … IN HELL!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hot diddlee dee are those things for me?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That birb want some fuk.

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

and he's not taking "no" for an answer

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That guy is definitely not Becky

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Metsohan se siinä.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Ukkometso näin tarkemmin.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tätäkö ne on aina yrittäny kun ne kohti lähtee tulemaan?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grouse and partridge absolutely lose their minds during mating season.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A Rape-tor

3 years ago | Likes 511 Dislikes 8

getting boned by a gay pigeon... not really something on anyone's bucketlist

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

99% sure it's someone's.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*scribbles notes furiously*

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yesterday I learned of the nsfw artist roachelle. Little surprises me.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Metso. A wood grouse. They will come after you utterly convinced with the notion they'll fuck you up.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Veloci raper.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

capercaillie

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Hahaaa good show epic gif sources

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Metso, ofcourse

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That bird's gonna need a lawyer

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

In norwegian it's called "Tiur" ... in english it's called capercaillie or heather cock

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Capercaillie is the anglicised Scots Gaelic name for them that translates roughly as horse of the wood.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Norwegians… As a Swede I expect nothing less.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big bird that used to be common in large parts of Europe but nowdays mostly in Norway,Sweden,Romania,Russia.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And they are assholes outside mating season aswell.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh and in Finland.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A wood grouse.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Capercaillie

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shouldn’t have worn the falcon sex hat!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That guy should check his toilet for eggs for the next while. ?

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

No abortion for you, pal.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Luckly that's in Norway, not USA (she is saying "He's humping you! " in Norwegian )

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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In Finland we call then Metso..... and humming metso is better that "im going to kill you and your family metso" they are angry birds

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You are being shagged by a rare parrot!

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Sarah!!!

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LET THE THREAD BEGIN!! v

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Where I come from, it's called AUERHAHN (Tetrao urogallus), it's a male one. In english it should be a GROUSE.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Capercaillie is a waaay better name than wood grouse though

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a capercallie and it's awesome. The sounds it makes are unbelievable. It doesn't sound like a birb.

3 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Taste isn't bad either

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly it looks delicious.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_capercaillie

3 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Jul 4, 2022 3:24 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Male (cock) - That's right, COCK.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

They show “Extreme sexual dimorphism, with males nearly twice as large” as females. This grouse: “Look at the size of this Babe!”

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Lmao cock of the woods

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While taking off they produce a sudden thundering noise that deters predators

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Thank you

3 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Well, fancy meeting you here.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ive never seen a pigeon so large before and thought it almost looked fake. But here we are lol

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

They aren't pigeons. They are chickens. As far as I know. Also one of the biggest chicken race worldwide.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Close to chickens but not chickens. They're grouse

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

might be language barrier. Never heard "grouse" before. In german the scientific Order they belong to would be translated to chicken or smth

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Finland we have "metsäkanalintu" and "metsäkanalinnun metsästyskausi", literal translation is woodchicken and woodchicken hunting season.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imma just gonna leave this here for my Finnish folks.

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Quite right

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

!translationbot

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Kun Suomi pelaa lätkää, se iskee joka jätkään. Kaljaa koneeseen ja ukkometsoon." Lyrics from a dreadful song about beer & ice hockey.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh, noooo... That can't be translated. It's very, very Finnish thing.

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