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The one and only.. Scimitar girl!
Aug 1, 2016 11:08 AM
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JohnWickdidnothingwrong
A light saber isn't a saber at all. Discuss.
SocialMediaChaffDispenser
WHY DID SHE NOT HACK THAT SOFA TO PIECES.
magis001
Super fucking old.
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
This fucking post is reposted like every day now...
mrpuccitime
WOW AN ORIGINAL POST NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE
emptymyspine7
Is that lisbug?
CrimsonLynxx
Higurashi comes to mind
phenylalaninhydroxylase
oh this again.
Zlimeshili
Calling that a scimitar is like calling a bus a car
bread1
I think I found my soulmate, call me k?
IridescentLotus
Aaaaaand I'm gay
intenseintrovert
Girl? More like mom...
TinyRickfromearthdimensionC137
"Recently"
IndecisiveSlacker
see-mee-turr gurl
njullpointer
apparently it's a falchion. but if lady carrying it says it's a scimitar, then it's a scimitar. who am I to argue? especially before coffee
Racaboodeo
+1. Then -1 for not making some connection between high shelves and hi elves.
Flyith2
That's a neat mug
skepticones
dude this shit is from like 4 years ago. let it belong to its era, jesus christ. Stop necro-ing old memes.
BababaMoooya1
.
Formalis
LOOKS LIKE (my) MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
ShaunDreclin
The only scimitar that matters
UglyFurbElowZ
No need to shout.
triplesees
Oh ya +1
Borrael
I usually have no problem with reposts, that's life on the Internet, deal with it. But I swear this post will not fucking die....
Unquote
r/cringe
vahnn
Everything silly is "cringey" these days.
Mcdanerson
I think it only comes off as cringeworthy if she only got it to look bad ass.... but this is funny so it gets a pass.
Unquote
that overacting LOL IM SO QUIRKY shouting is cringe as fuck actually
Fuzzynubz
...that's not a scimitar.
YoMonsta
That's what I was thinking
BlackPengu
It's a machete
cringeandpurge
http://imgur.com/eipU6VB
iLikeHockey
Now THAT'S a Scimitah!
TharrickLawson
...that's a spoon.
TheDarkLordOfTrees
that's no moon
Gargusuz
We got a smartass over here. http://67.media.tumblr.com/28ab9db4bce63455e67768485e79c329/tumblr_inline_my8ic2tVIX1qitlmc.jpg
Fuzzynubz
https://imgur.com/MiV3HYj
shock6906
It's also no basis for a system of government
aPokal
Tell that to an orc smith. TO THEIR FACE!
MisterBones2910
Any real orc smith would agree and say "YEAH, IT'S CLEA'LY A CHOPPA!"
aPokal
Don't be racist. Mordor orcs are different to space orcs. They can articulate on a human level.
MisterBones2910
WOT MAKES YOU FINK WE WANNA BE MUCKIN' ABOUT WIF YOU STINKIN' 'UMIES ANYWAY?
aPokal
Zermar
It's counted as one in Tolkien's universe, it has a angular "curve" which is the spike at the back. It's used pierce and remove shields.
Fuzzynubz
Even in the Tolkien universe, a scimitar is a scimitar. That is a falchion if anything.
EyesLikeTheSky
Did Tolkien design/describe it or was it the film prop team that designed these swords?
Zermar
You know what I meant.
Zermar
Oh, shit
Zermar
Dude I'm so sorry I'm just used to snarky ass comments, I'm not sure if he described it but in film cannon it's a "scimitar".
EyesLikeTheSky
Haha it's ok, I would wager the film crew probably decided to not make it a scimitar (in design) but Tolkien intended for it to be one.
BALKatalo
I don't know where you get scimitar from. This is a falchion. A top heavy sword.
shalmdi
http://www.swordskingdom.com/uruk-hai-scimitar-lord-of-the-rings/ Now you know where they got it from.
chrisdafish
I thought those had curves (my only experience is dark souls and skyrim)
thecheerfulpessimist
You beat me to it. +1 for sword knowledge.
TherealNickyboy
I'll bet you are fun at parties.
CanadianSwordFighter
The names of swords are always different by culture. A cloak sword in Spain, is a side sword in Italy. Spadone, Greatsword, Claymore, etc.
RedPandasAreGoddamnAdorable
War cleaver really falchion would have a curvature
BALKatalo
I've seen authentic designs that had no curve. The only thing that makes it a falchion is its weight distribution, made to defeat mail.
CanadianSwordFighter
Are you saying the weight distribution is made to crush the man beneath the mail?
BALKatalo
Exactly. It is a sword that also serves as a percussive mace. It disables those in armor and kills those without it. Much the same as an axe
CanadianSwordFighter
I don't feel like it would be very effective against plate, though.
KeeleonOhms
I mean it's not a real sword so they can call it whatever they want...
DanTheViking
Someone fucking said it
chapper92
It is a real sword. Don't you see the real person holding it?
KeeleonOhms
I used to sell them. It's made out of stainless steel, a horrible metal for swords. It may exist and be tangible but it's hardly a "sword".
Terraplex
"ooh, yeah"
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
Source please
Terraplex
..Lord of the Rings? Fellowship of the Ring while they're in the Mines of Moria if you wanna get specific
DickDastardly404
"nyeeah! Why can't we 'ave some meat?" - me and my bros. EVERY. BBQ.
whosaidjehovah
LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Britishchick17
You've got a little something in your teeth..
TheMrPendragon
These are exactly the kinds of faces that made the original LotR gritty and likable. Not the new avatar-orcs from the new ones.
DickDastardly404
the eyes are CG in this. But broadly I agree
ak1raa
Completely agree.
Ewanator
B-b-but that's an orc not an Uruk-hai!
G10rgos7
Actually that's a Snaga. It's a lesser orc, and in Black Speech, Snaga means slave. Snagae (plural of Snaga) were used as laborers in 1/2
G10rgos7
Isengard and Mordor by Saruman and Sauron. Snagae existed as Morgul Orcs as well, serving under the Witch King of Angmar alongside Goblins
G10rgos7
Source is the lord of the rings wikia, where it has more explanations like Uruk Hai, Black Uruk, Gundabad Orcs, Goblins and Morannon Orcs
ButterNubbs
Goblins!
Crowfood
Uruks and goblins and orcs! Oh my!
justaporcupine
Goblins are a type of Orc. It's just a regional term.
Radix865
So are Uruk-Hai...
ButterNubbs
I was quoting the movie...
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
I need a woman like this in my life. Not even for the sexin, she just seems like fun.
thosetwobadguys
Her boyfriend seems pretty witty to get his girlfriend to pose for those funny pictures. I'd like to hang out with a funny guy like him.
BreadyStinellis
Oh, right, because everyone knows women can't be funny.
RickFlist
"However I should inform you there *will* be sexin. But it will be fun so
afterdinneromelets
Agreed. As a straight woman, I need a woman like this in my life to befriend and have awesome adventures with.
SKELETONMAAAN
You probably wouldn't want her if she didn't look that good though :^)
ProteinFarts
"she just seems like fun" - totally unrelated to the fact that she's a thin young attractive white girl, like all front page imgur girls
cattywumpus
I've met her. Super fun, crazy lass.
SwashbucklingForJustice
...but also for the sexin
FryingMonkies
Aiming for the friend zone. That's a bold strategy. Let's see how that plays out for him cotton
BreadyStinellis
There is no life together without being friends.
JustTheFactsMan
And also for the sexting
thepenisqueen
I have a sword, an axe, a bow and a dagger. Im like 4 of the 9 walkers right there.
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
Wanna go to renfair with me? None of my friends like the place.
PMMeTitsForPuns
let's switch "even" and "just" in that sentence
samanthae
Follow her tumblr. She's awesome.
cosmickittie
I have a sword
starlordsfather
How you doing
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
I saw her first! @cosmickittie
DontSendMePMs
has a sword and works at Blizzard Entertainment? I call dibs! Let us elope and marry! I expect the dowry within the fortnight!
TheEmptied
Brace yourself for more "swords" in your inbox...
acrelion
Sword girls are the best. What kind of sword do you have? My girlfriend has a copy of Aragorn's sword over in the corner *points*
TropicalMary
I have Glamdring and Excalibur
Huge0
Until she cleaves your arm when shes PMS,ing
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
That's why you bribe them with ice cream and chocolate.
Huge0
Oh you have to when she threatens you with the sword scarring blood marks on your neck. Then when you come home with the wrong B&J *SCHLICK*
Doodledad73
Me thinks the sexin wouldn't be on your terms.
iAmNature
It never is.
timcadieux
Have an upvote son
iAmNature
Why thanks kind sir.
modrob
I agree, but let's not short sell the sexin.
splitkc
Or strong arm it neither
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
Sure but you can't say that right up front. They get all skittish and run away.
imgurmyass
Sounds kinda rapie, I'm in!
Rapturr
aldoraine1986
Shut the fuck up Donnie
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
That's what the duct tape is for...
secondcoming
or, you know kill you with her scimitar
spectre2
again, adding to the allure of her.
lordski
If all of the servants of Saruman or Sauron looked like that, Middle Earth would have been doomed. Hail the White Hand!!
FijiWate5
Most people on Imgur need a woman in their life.
v1nchent
I don't actually think there's an overwhelming amount of sad single people on this site. Loads have partners, and loads are single by design
GoldenVoltZ
Mayhzon
Even the women.
tomyironmane
Talk to me when my brother's wife ain't dropping him like a bad habit out of the blue...
StillNotDrunkEnough
As a woman on Imgur, I do indeed need a woman in my life.
FooQuuxman
Here lies @FaxMeYourNudes inbox. ????-2016. It died a hero, holding the fucking line.
emergencyhuman
I could be your emergency woman? Like, to consult when you don't know how to make for dinner and to send you a msg in Valentine's day?
TheGrayLanternsApathy
I'm too ugly inside and out to attract a woman.
Zachakx
There's one of those you can fix that'd bring you happiness and some women are attracted to that. :) men too if that's applicable.
LoveMakinDinosaur
Most people need the sexin.
C1rcleJ3rk
C0mtraya
perfect reply
mdias15
No fucking kidding
IOnlyRepostFrontPageStuff
the desperation on any post with a women is really sad
IHuggedaCorgiToday
Or a man!
FijiWate5
Or gender fluid furry.
ilgar
Or an Attack Helicopter
TheFabulousFuehrer
Or an asexual velociraptor.