Netflix doesn't know me, they don't know my life

May 11, 2017 8:30 PM

reijigin

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

I am so thankful for that feature. Reminds me that I need more popcorn and that I need to pee.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's my ex gf on a morning

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Netflix needs a voice command so you can shout "yes I'm still binge watching Brooklyn 99"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

black mirror

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that fizzgig from the dark crystal

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I miss when the are you still watching messages were funny. "You've been watching for 4 hours and are covered in crumbs, look at yourself!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Starfire must be making memes now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WOW imgur is super funny tonight! did something happen?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That yeti looks like it walked out of an episode of Ultraman or something

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One might even describe it as a black mirror.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ultraman's Snow Monster!!! <3

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks OP I cried laughing and accidentally switched off my screen only to see the face

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: the moment after you turn off the TV screen where you feel alone as you look at your reflection in the screen is the origin of the

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Name black mirror

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"the netflix"

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nice you can read

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 16

Nice, you can't read.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fizgig?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's his grandfather, Gigfiz.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 strictly for Woo from ultraman

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bless you for telling me what the fuck that thing is

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And plus one for knowing Ultraman

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 to you BOTH for knowing Ultraman

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've seen that horrid thing everywhere for years, what is it's source?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wish I knew. It's delightfully gross.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And 10 second later I see a comment saying it's Woo from Ultraman. Now we both learned something.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Here's your extra fact of the day: it has its own action figure

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

theres a bunch of japanese vinyl renditions! a new one came out earlier this week lol

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The only feature besides most of their other features that annoy the shit out of me. You watched breaking bad, you might enjoy full house.

9 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 2

Also, watching ten minutes of something you end up hating and they keep bugging you to finish it, then recommend similar things.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I watched ONE Korean drama and now all my Netflix is Korean dramas. Help me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also skipping the intro of all shows without an option to disable it. I like the opening of a lot of shows, dammit, let me watch them.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Really my netflix always gives me the option now

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I think they just fixed that recently. now there's a button which gives you the option to skip it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Where? I watch Star Trek atm and the intro comes after 2-4 minutes, but never saw a skip button.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That "still watching?" drives me nuts. They should include an option to disable that on that screen.

9 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 4

I ended up removing it via a chrome addon, best addon I've ever installed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Marathon mode" Please. Yes, I'm still watching. Yes I know it's been 18 hours straight. No, I won't go outside. Fuck off.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Like when my Wii used to put up a reminder to go outside after like 30 minutes. Me not going outside sustains your business, fuck off.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I wish their was a grunt option. "Are you still watching?" "Grhunnnn"

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

That's part of why I watch on my Xbox One, I can just shout at the Kinect whenever this happens.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genius. Pure genius.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

the other day i started netflix, picked a show, and .5 seconds into playing it got the message. why?? algorithm's wonky

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I click next episode instead of waiting for the countdown so it never asks me if I'm still watching

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't mind so much if it did it between episodes, but it always waits to be like ten minutes and just interrupts everything.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Correct. Why should I be reminded that I'm an stagnant piece of shit?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Very subtle passive aggression on Netflix's part

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mostly hate it because it always pops up when the remove is on the other side of the room.Let me be lazy, goddamnit

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They're just ensuring the bandwidth isn't being wasted. Plenty of people fall asleep to Netflix.

9 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

That's the point for me. I need background noise to sleep, silence disturbs me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You guys have limited bandwidth wtf?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

No, I mean on Netflix's end. If everyone in the world was watching Netflix, it'd slow down their service, so it's better to manage it.

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Thank you for being the adult in the room

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I never get that on the PS4 app.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

You must have a different version then. I do.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Me too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is the latest update. I now have to restart the app if I put my console into power save mode with it still running because it won't 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shows.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0