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Jun 1, 2016 10:15 PM
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TheRickestofMortys
He used a separator from a case of wine.
Ryebread91
If they're offering to work from their sign I'm more than happy to give them something.
NeW0lf
See, that is some creative stuff. I would throw that dude a fifty.
sammag05
If your homless and you have a funny sign, you havent been homeless that long. Real homeless people are too hungry to he funny"
pmoran2
Is this in Miami? I'm pretty sure I gave him money cause he made me laugh
Weejeebird
It would be funny if he accidentally mixed up the sequence. "My family was kidnapped and we shared a smile."
memento765
now I care about homeless people! I'll help if they make me laugh lol! /s
Ramroddd
Oh oh is this guy in San Francisco?? He & his sign seem familiar!
mercuryheart360
I don't, as a rule, give money to folks with signs on street corners. But this dude totally earned it!
Alypios
webjournalist
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
I read that as "Can I borrow the cat?" Whats he want a cat for?
chekhonte
Thank christ. I'm so sick of those homeless that keep getting it wrong.
sschmer
Living in Baltimore, the worst part of my day is having to deny the same homeless people on the same corners everyday. This got me
C4sp3rMilkToast
@OP where did you find this? If this is in Miami...I quite possibly may have given this same man money
IAmNotEntertained
It's an old video I came across - not sure where it was taken
FreekoftheHood
AH so that's where my engineering degree will get me.
Scarwalker
Why would someone want top know the Dane Cook of martial arts.
Ryebread91
One in Chicago asked me told him had no cash got called a cheap ass MF. Cause that's a good way to get some change...
aechopshop98
Did he hear me lock the doors? -me
chrisdafish
I don't like eating food in front of the homeless I feel guilty
KharnApproves
I'm a heartless fucker but this guy would get a five spot easily.
tentaclefriendly
"what is the greatest nation on earth?" *signflip* "DONATION!!!"
tentaclefriendly
*signflip* support the United Negro Hamburger Fund
furiousfish
It must be really hard on you when people homeless wrong
the12thletter
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=11092005
ThePainusOfCastemere
He must have been really board
DorianPineda
Meh, have an upvote
wongtonpoop
Even being homeless he can still smile.
MikeyWarden
Having accommodations is a requirement in experiencing emotion.
madetheaccountjustforyou
People smile when they are high.
HiImChrisWilsonFromGrindingGearGames
well i dont give money to magicians
Sauroctonus
What about entertainers?
maurisasanchez
They're illusions, Michael!
NootBoii
Don't need to they will magic it out of your pockets
BoooBerry
...or warlocks.
awkwardelepant
Guys all that sign is is one of the dividers in a wine box that separates the 12 bottles. They're thin, and fold super easily.
MindlessChaos
I guess we know what he needs the money for....
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
You shut your logical, trash talking, observitive, whore mouth up. This is magic.
comicsR4children
QuantumSupersexposition
MichaelScar
That's an impressive trick
comicsR4children
Illusions, Michael. Tricks are what whores do for money.
EchoRomeoIndiaCharlie
My family has been kidnapped by ninjas I need money for karate lessons
elvichoperro
JUST LIKE THAT GUY IN THE GIF? IS THIS SOMETHING I SHOULD BE CONCERNED WITH? WHY AM I YELLING?
EchoRomeoIndiaCharlie
YOU'D BE SURPRISED!!! HAPPENS MORE THAN YOU'D THINK. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!
areyousurethiswaterssanitary
ooooh... "karate" not "rapate"...
Bocknoi
lilwonton
The hero we needed. Thank you kind sir/madam. I tried for so long to read that bit lol
Favri
Shit dude I think you need more than karate lessons. Start watching the American Ninja movie series.
fikiller
How did you know?
Femail76
Thank you
TheSpunkMaster
This is so weird. I remember vividly as a 9 year old walking to a white Sox game in Chicago and I saw a homeless man with this same message
DylanWayne72
That's terrible! What's your PayPal info I'll send funds tonight.
Imghurrr
Thx can I borrow the car next weekend
Brak145
TriggerWarning
Xd
cleverusername69
Had a lady come up to me in a parking lot begging for money to buy food because her and her 12 y/o son were starving. I offered to take them
cleverusername69
To a McDonald's across the street and buy them a bunch of burgers and stuff, at least to last a meal or so. She denied the offer saying she
cleverusername69
Declined*
cleverusername69
Needs cash so she can get some groceries to last through the week. At this point I know she's full of shit so I told her I'd go get her some
cleverusername69
Essentials from the store that should last through the week. Again she declined and walked away after realizing I wasn't going to give cash.
ElectrikPhil
Man. What sadness.
BeerInfoNetwork
samsonguy920
Oh, Karen. Annoying as all get out but I would never kick you out.
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
I was poor once and it sucked. In fact, it still sucks, but at least I have the notices for my student loan payments to burn for heat!
boosquared
Oh my god! I remember that show! What's the name??
NamesAreStupid
Will and grace. You remembered it? I lived vicariously through it
ItsaTobis
So... you don't remember the show?
fafay
Karen and Jack need their own show. My aunt and I love them.
samsonguy920
Honestly, as long as they made a contract to never get as dramatic as Will&Grace had got to be, Karen&Jack would have made NBC rethink Joey.
DeepSpaceDrifter
Will and grace I think?
boosquared
You are the best
DeepSpaceDrifter
Glad I could help! :D
phoenixgrinder
that's where your art major gets you
bekreider
What is this perception that people with art degrees don't get jobs? I got picked up before I even graduated graphic design.
bigtigger53
I am an art major. Work for a billion dollar company making games. Pay is good, benefits are great. I still don't have this kind of talent.
Alooga
Oh fuck right off. Just let people live their lives the way they want to, we're all gonna die some day.
ogg149
That is actually a good point
Korbenik
Personally I just hate when they bitch about not being able to find jobs
LavaAxe
Everyone bitches about not being able to find jobs, except people who have jobs who bitch about people bitching about finding jobs.
CrustyJuicyNipples
What does Imgur have against people that major in art?
LavaAxe
It's the same you see in academia. STEM people often have huge disdain for humanities for incomprehensible reasons.
MeHoyMiBoi
To be fair, a lot of Internet communities has art major jokes
AFelineMassofEyes
They can't afford to buy art from them, is what I keep hearing
redbullvodka
good call, imgur's always crying about expensive art.
Piewhore
Art major or marketing major
fleeingwithDatruth
Factos http://imgur.com/uSE8D4K
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Rheios
You forgot that, on average, they manage to earn a great deal of loathing too! Sorry I have a chip on my shoulder about marketing.(1)
Rheios
Not their fault. Well some of their fault. Specific individuals that I drew a probably unfair conclusion form.(2)
fleeingwithDatruth
http://imgur.com/KMaAdY4 more factos.
Negnarholf
I respect your dedication to the factos
MWS37
No it is not, because this guy actually has talent.
Whatdoeswolfsay
As a recent art school graduate, I laughed.
Thekey147
As a current art student, I cried.
Demenster
Savage
Demenster
Like American school costs
DickChaney2
You know, if your not an idget you can get a 4 year degree for less than 25k easy.
Demenster
I was making a joke about ridiculous school costs. How even Non-Ivy league schools can charge close to a hundred grand a year