A meat baby story.

7 lb pork butt.

Generously season that shit.

Generously combine grape juice, apple juice, salt, and sugar.

Generously inject that shit.

Generously wrap that shit and let that shit sit over night.

Generous amounts of foil because I fuckin' forgot wrap.

Generously get drunk and forget to take pics - start smoking that shit.

Fall asleep in the garage and forget to take more pics.

Insert sexual joke about meat and your mom.

Generously take that shit out after 14 hours.

You want to put my meat in your mouth don't you? Well, not yet.

Generously grab a cooler.

Generously wrap that shit up again.

Generously wrap the wrapped shit up in a towel, like a little meat baby.

Gentle now.

Let that shit rest for about 2 hours.

Savagely rip that shit about and insert into gullet.

The end.