Fantastic Key and How to Find Them

Mar 14, 2017 10:39 AM

ZackZifron

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My reaction when u/wikiwantsyourpics turns into a key and i lose sklee D;

This will always become a problem for any men.

Gone... Gone forever... Never to see the light of day again.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's video from bryan_furran and no source.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hermione's magic bag in Deathly Hallows is the most accurate portrayal I've seen. Pretty sure it was just Emma Watson's purse tbh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It has always baffled me how the bottom of a purse resembled a black hole. Yet was surrounded by objects not yet absorbed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He then spends 20 minutes looking for it, gives up, goes to his girlfriend, and she finds it straight away by doing EXACTLY what he did.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was in her purse...but it was in her naughty purse!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I call mine the Bermuda Triangle bag. Fuck that thing

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Wife calls it narnia

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

AH

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At first I thought those were frogs that he dropped.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHERE ARE THE KEYS ROSE!

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Was looking for this so I could upvote it. That movie was insane.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Some say he is still searching to this day...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After 30 seconds of looking, the purse gets dumped on the couch.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The AD placements are getting good.../a/8NR1B

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All purses are bigger on the inside.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 1

That gif seems violently faster than the other one.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My wife calls her bag her "purse of holding".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When we were renovating the house we just bought, we found a set of keys and remote fob in bottom of wall cavity that had a hole in it. 1/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We expect some kid dropped them in there for some (or no) reason. Someone must have been pissed!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet when you're anywhere they want you to put everything they have in it...lols

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Die Tasche einer Frau, der Magen einer Sau, der Inhalt einer Wurscht, blei'm ewig unerfurscht.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Haha, totally.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I suspect the purse is a portal to another dimension. They just reach through the portal to get what they need.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not too sure. But this seems staged

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That foot that stayed in frame as he dove for the keys is what got me

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This, and pockets on women's pants. I wouldn't know how to live

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

one is a shitty replacement for pockets. the other is a shitty replacement for pockets.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

even tho I read the title I thought that was a tiny frog on her hand

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's because you're drunk, Master Jedi.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've always said purses are portable black holes.

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

It's true.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, gf asks me to get something from her purse, nope. I will bring you the purse and you can dig through that abyss for whatever it is

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

They have quantum singularities in them. Those are like black holes, but portable and with a cooler name.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coming from a D&D background, I prefer the term "bag of holding".

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

According to my wife's taste in purses, "portable" is not necessarily a requirement.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This is gold

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That leg...

9 years ago | Likes 287 Dislikes 3

That's what made me laugh

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The leg was a very nice contribution to the dramatic arc.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

leg so hot, hot hot leg leg so hot u fry an eg

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

+1 for that alone.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Such a graceful beautiful foot. What poetry of an arch

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My nephew allegedly removed his mom's keys from her purse. His dad upended the house looking for them. This included digging through the 1

9 years ago | Likes 535 Dislikes 2

I found a "lost" car key in my mom's purse about 2 years after we had sold the car.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

trash can, AKA baby's secret toy chest (seriously he'd take all his favorite little things he found and throw them in there for safekeeping2

9 years ago | Likes 355 Dislikes 2

At the end of an hour's search, mom found the keys. In her purse. 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 379 Dislikes 1

Nephew had replaced the keys

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That baby is a magician!

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

My mother lost her keys once. Two weeks after we changed all the locks she discovered them in her purse... my father was not amused. :D

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

Same happened to us. atleast we now got a spare set of locks with keys :D

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why would you not cut a new key for her? This sounds ridiculous.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lost keys can be found keys, and not always by the owner. This means that anyone could potentially unlock the front door. Not safe at all.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same story happened to us, my father changed the locks too because someone else could find the key and break into the house

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a rule when it comes to searching for something in a purse: I don't do it. lol

9 years ago | Likes 1086 Dislikes 14

oh, i thought the joke was, a man can always find whatever he loses until he gives it to a woman, then lost instantly forever.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My wife gets mad when I dump her purse on the counter looking for the keys she didn't hang back on the hook. Why so many wrappers to candy?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex had an odd rule. She never cared about me going through it but hated if I put something in it in an odd place?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Agreed. Any time I'm asked "Can you grab x from my purse?" I just hand them their purse instead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't pursue it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like they take all the pockets that should be on women's clothes and condense it into a tiny bag

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not until you're a few blocks away, at least.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband never goes on my purse. It's weird. Just get my wallet and pay!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought they worked like a bag of holding, you reach in and instantly the thing you are looking for appears in your hand.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have the handbag of holding since the bag of holding is a messenger bag.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too refrain from searching for stuff in rsndom women's purses.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

With Keys its easy: put your hand at the bottom of it and make a bit of space or turn it sideways a bit and they'll fall into your hand

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I only have that rule for my mom's purse. My own purse is mostly empty, fortunately.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My rule is dump it out and start putting thongs back until you find what you're looking for.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...things*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been with my gf for almost 3 years. When she asks me to grab something out of it, I just give her the whole purse.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Search entire bag* "Nope, definitely not in there." *Tries again* "None of this shit was here before?!" *Tries again* "Found it."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But no one is commenting on the fact that it's just as awkward to laugh at the joke in your own comment? ROFL

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp gotta buy a new car because theres no finding that key.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here here!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a good rule. The best Rule really. It's tremendous.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Lost my keys, ID, earphones, lots of shit thanks to my handbag. Might as well be another portal to narnia I lose that much in it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Apr 22, 2017 5:09 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I need the bag to carry around all my essentials, keys, purse, medication and inhalers among other things, there's no going without

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not like the things are lost forever too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I dumped out my ex's purse once. EVERYTHING I'D EVER LOOKED FOR WAS IN THERE.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well, now we know why she's an ex.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Can you get me my phone, its in my purse" *hands them purse*

9 years ago | Likes 453 Dislikes 0

This is why I use purses with easily identifiable pockets and keep the important things in those.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've officially given up and just ask my bf to hand me my purse. Goes by a lot faster.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just violently rifle through it until the purse yells rape

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

EXACTLY.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My wife's grandma in Florida asked her to get aspirin, she looked in and started to pull out what turned out to be a 38 special and froze.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She was totally shocked not being used to guns and her grandma just looked over and said "it's not that bad of a headache, honey"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WTF?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She didn't know there was a gun in the purse, I assume she was just taking it out to figure out what it was.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you carry a gun without knowing it? Was it hers?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife found a gun in her grandma's purse, her grandma presumably knew it was there.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom always taught me to never go into a woman's purse. My wife get aggravated when I just hand it to her.

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

I'd be cool with my husband (if I had one) going through it. Anyone else, tho... they ded.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here but it was both my mom and my dad. Girls I've dated have yet to successfully convince me it's okay to look for something for them.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think the wife's purse is the one time it's ok.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

I don't know if you meant it in the sexy way but I don't think people got it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what you're talking about

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I left this when it was at -2; I see now I cannot predict the future.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trick is to not actually search for anything. Just reach in and grab the thing. Assume it's where you think it will be. It will be.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

that's actually how bag of holdings are designed.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago (deleted Apr 22, 2017 5:09 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

well are you a crafter yourself dear sir?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know. There's no functional difference, only a minor capacity-difference. Just reach in and grab. Works every time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Until that one time you accidentally reach to far and pull out a tampon instead.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then just put it back and grab whatever you were looking for? It's just a tampon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's ok she can pop it back in if it's not too dirty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0